Chardonnay’s Two Bee Shore Trail – R*n 1405
14 March 2024 from Montagu Bay Reserve
Hare: Snack O’Bar
Run Reporter: Dyke

Irish folk of all nationalities gathered together at Eoin Turnbull Park in Irish Town on a typically Irish-weather day (i.e feckn culd). Both brands of religion were represented with the attendance of Catholics and Protestants (the Orange and the Green), but some chose to dress in the brown of the original hasher, St Patrick himself, who sadly had to renounce Hashing once he was canonised.

To be sure, the grand Seamus Bar himself set us off on the 6:31 trail with the statement “but you don’t want to start from here” (WTF!) We headed off down Creek Rd and into the new subdivision off Kiewa Rise. We headed up the hills and dales (more hill than dale as evidenced by the words of religious condemnation from all and sundry) to County Westmoonah where I got a bit concerned that the P*ss Stop might be at my house, but no it was just an FT. Herr Flick however had the luck of the Irish when he found that our side door was unlocked and he could help himself to a Guinness from my fridge.

The trail split at the water reservoir checkpoint and the runners boldly went across the border to County Springfield – a known haven for trouble-makers. The walkers crept silently through the back alleys to reunite with the runners at O’Leary Castle in County Highfield. Hooray had asked for directional help from a local and ended up missing the split to the runners’ trail – he claims the directions were something like: “Straight down the road just follow your nose, keep going straight and you’ll see a turn on the right-hand side. Now ignore that, then there’s a second turn on the right-hand side – ignore that one as well. There’s two, three, four, five, five turns on the right-hand side, ignore them. Then you see an arrow on the left-hand side, turn left there. That’s where you want to go” (or maybe Hooray just needs to go to Specsavers!!). One more split for the two sides but a bit more negotiation and we all met at Wilks Road to sign a peace treaty which should have been toasted with a Guinness but we had to make do with Gossips wine and Tun Lite.

Back at the On On we celebrated with a true Irish Feast of Soup and Irish Stew followed by a short but dedicated Confessional accompanied by devout singing of hymns. Not a bad effort Seamus, but if you want to get Run of the Year the trick is to use just one hill, but to use it multiple times. To be sure, the whinging eejits like In The Raw and JAFFA will curse you but if you can put up with being labelled a gobshite (and worse) I can promise you, you certainly won’t be forgotten!

On On
Gearrán (Dyke)

DOWN DOWNS

• Hare and pumpkin soup maker extraordinaire – Snack Bar
• Cuntry Members: Vaseline and TopDek
• Nancy Boy .. he was fitted for a new suit .. because the last one exploded!!
• Hooray for telling tales about the Slippery Lip! Telling folk that she was denied Australian citizenship because of her criminal record
• Slippery Nipple for being denied citizenship ….according to her it was only a a speeding ticket and some parking fines!
• Spoof : for making comments about the Lips hair colour!

From the floor:                    

• Chris Miss > Nancy Boy and Cumunion. Cumunion refused to allow Nancy Boy champagne at the piss stop.  Was it because she was keeping it all for the girlies.. or because she was worried that he might be pregnant! …The label indicates that alcohol is not suitable for persons who are pregnant?
• Chris Miss > Softy our GM, who does not seem to know who is on his committee. He was asking where Red Dress, the Hash Flash was! The Hash Flash – as we all know – is Prickit!
• Snacky > Hands On for her Beef and Kilkenny Irish stew
• Jack Shit > Dyke for spilling his drink all over the Lip!
• Hooray told a joke… but it was not worth a skol!
• Arsecutter gave us a conundrum!  What is the difference between a geneologist and a Gynaecologist?  Answer: One looks up your family tree.  The other is interested in the Family Bush!  He was rewarded with a skol!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 28-30 March 2025 – Aussie Nash Hash 2025 @ Fremantle, WA
• 8-10 May 2026 – Interhash @ Prambanan Mendut, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

All the photos from Run 1405

MISMANAGEMENT 2024

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.