Hash Trash

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 15 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Wear the Fox Hat Trail – R*n 14122 May 2024 from Fox Friday, HobartHare: XenaRun Reporter: Wee Bev A rowdy collection of running, walking, “can’t be arsed to do any trail” and “can’t be arsed with this venue I’m pissing off elsewhere” Hashers gathered at…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 14 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Trench Foot Trail – R*n 141125 April 2024 from Waterfront Hotel, BelleriveHare: HoorayRun Reporter: Lone Arranger My mum used to say “if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all”. Wee Bev says “That’s nay excuse to not to write a run report.”…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 13 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s You May Kiss Me Trail – R*n 141018 April 2024 from The Polish Club Club, New TownHare: Herr FlickRun Reporter: Clearfell Chardonnay HHH returned to the Polish Club in New Town for run number 1410 for a promised ‘run of the year’ by Herr Flick.…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 12 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Salty Onion Breakfast Bowl – R*n 140811 April 2024 from Buckingham Bowls Club, New TownHare: Cumonion and Cereal Box (with technical assistance from Snack Bar)Run Reporter: Softy I started this run report last week as I thought it was my turn after reading the Trash…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 11 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Royal Wrecked ’em Trail – R*n 14084 April 2024 from Queens Head Hotel, North HobartHare: WrectumRun Reporter: Spoof Back to the Queens Head for a wreck of a run. Beautiful evening for a stroll around West Hobart except it was a crawl up west Hobart…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 10 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Good-ish Thursday Trail – R*n 140728 March 2024 from shag pad at Alroy Court, RosettaHare: Pole DancerCo-Hare: Tarzan’s GropeRun Reporter: In The Raw There is always some trepidation when Poley sets a run from his shag pad. Hills abound. You can go down and do…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 9 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Stop Drop and Bowl Trail – R*n 140621 March 2024 from Taroona Bowls and Community ClubHare: Can’t StopRun Reporter: Chris Miss Thanks to Chris Miss for stepping up and providing me with a report on the trail and the skols this week Another Thursday night,…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 8 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Two Bee Shore Trail – R*n 140514 March 2024 from Montagu Bay ReserveHare: Snack O’BarRun Reporter: Dyke Irish folk of all nationalities gathered together at Eoin Turnbull Park in Irish Town on a typically Irish-weather day (i.e feckn culd). Both brands of religion were represented…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 7 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s ¡Ay, caramba! Trail – R*n 14037 March 2024 from Montagu Bay ReserveHare: BartRun Reporter: Wee Bev A small but select group of hashers assembled in the freezing cold of Montague Bay. It had been warm at Dodges Ferry and on the Western Shore… but here…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 6 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Phantom Hasher Trail – R*n 140229 February 2024 from Kingborough Community Hub, KingstonHare: The Phantom HasherRun Reporter: Pole Dancer The date is February 29th 2024 and the Phantom Hasher has sent out an email from Skol Island to all Hashers to join Chardonnay H3 on…