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RUN REPORT

The Chardonnay Hash House Harriers gathered at Snack Bar’s place for an evening of questionable athleticism, questionable navigation and, most importantly, questionable behaviour — all while proudly decked out in our favourite AFL footy colours.

The pack set off from Snack Bar’s house, with the usual mix of eager runners, enthusiastic walkers and people who appeared to have misunderstood the concept of a running club entirely. Footy colours were proudly on display, making the pack look less like a sporting event and more like several AFL clubs had accidentally wandered into the same pub crawl.

The trail delivered the usual Hash mixture of running, searching, confusion and probably a few completely unnecessary shortcuts. A missing FT had everyone wandering around in circles, until the trail was eventually found up Amy St. With only “one hill” everyone knew it was up, up, up before heading back down the Sawyer steps towards Creek Rd. What goes down eventually has to go back up again with the final hike up the hill to the piss stop. A fine selection of drinks awaited as well as chips and lollies that strangely tasted like grass.

Back at Snack Bar’s house, the important part of the evening commenced: the food.

The hungry pack was treated to a magnificent spread of pumpkin soup, party pies and little boys. The pumpkin soup provided some much-needed warmth, while the party pies disappeared at a rate suggesting that several Hashers had been secretly training for an eating competition. Who ate all the pies??

And then there were the little boys.

No Hash report would be complete without acknowledging these fine culinary specimens, which were consumed enthusiastically and with considerably less hesitation than was shown on the trail.

With bellies full, it was time for the lip session from lone lip Uber.  With three milestones GM Grizzly had to work extra hard to spread the shaving cream around.  Congratulations to Xena 300, Arsecutter 550 and of Crusha 1000 .

Well done to Snacky and helpers. Another enjoyable evening.

On On!
Prickit

DOWN DOWNS

Lip: Uber

• Hares: Cumonion – with minor technical assistance from Uber & Snack Bar.
• Platypussy: Uber received an ‘amonymous tip’ to stay off the roads on Tuesday or Wednesday as Platypussy has been let loose on the roads with her new ‘L’ plates.
• Can’t Stop: his new ute has been outed as a spying tool for the People’s Republic of China. Has also been recalled as the spare wheel falls out.
• Can’t Stop: Melbourne Football Club’s so-called No. 1 supporter with no Melbourne gear on. Fickle.
• Red Dress, Platypussy, Drawbridge, TAP, Mrs Shithead, Old Goat, Nancy Boy, Tarzan’s Grope, TwinkleToes: can’t remembers.

• Slippery & Hooray: starting a new Midway Point chapter, because that’s where they were last Thursday instead of going to Hash.
• Maximus: avoiding all the GF hype by escaping to NZ to see his mum.
• Milestones:
  • Xena: 300 Runs!
  • Arsecutter: 550 Runs!
  • Crusha: 1000 Runs!!!
• Snack Bar: had one job. Offered to lay the first false trail, then forgot to actually add ‘FT’ at the end.
• Wee Bev: causing trouble at the coffee stop. First cup was too cold, replacement cup was too hot. Made the the waitress cry. (White-anting the waitress to open up a position for WB’s daughter?)
• Dyke: bragging about still fitting (just) into his 1991 Devonport premiership team jersey.
• Grizzly: wine order delivered to the wrong address. Had to raid someone else’s front porch to get it back.
• Growler: turned up at the p!ss stop and couldn’t find the sparkling wine.

Skols from the floor:

• Jack Sh!t to Herr Flick: the Eastern ‘Shore shack owners’ went out to dinner and had a few beverages. The next day Flick asked how Jack and Chris Miss got home, forgetting that they were in the back of their car on the way back.
• Chris Miss to TopDek: very carefully backed the camper van out of the garage so as to not rip the awning off getting past the arches, forgot about the mirror on the opposite side and ripped it off.
• Cumonion, Fringe Benefits and Snack Bar: good job on the catering duties.
• Fringe Benefits: trip away to study yoga in Asia. Introducing Snacky to some new moves on the yoga mat.
• TAP and Prickit: having their own circle in the corner.
• Nancy Boy to Uber: if your PS lollies had extra fibre, it was because Uber spilled them on the grass.
• Uber: heard to say that he only goes down for one person.
• Cumoinion to Snack Bar: thanks for the use of his house as the on-on, perhaps next time he’ll remember to book the venue.

Announcements:

• AFL Grand Final Saturday (26 September) from the Civic Club – 11:30 for noon start. Club may not be open until a bit later, so congregate around the back.
• Hobart Full Moon H3 this Sunday (27 September) starting 2pm from Peter Murrell Reserve, Huntingfield.

Next week’s trail:

• Hobart Workers Club, as set by Arsecutter. Run reporter, Chris Miss.

HASH FLASH

Photos of Run 1548

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