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Chardonnay’s Work Ya Arse Off Trail
1 October from Hobart Workers Club
Hare: Arsecutter
Run Reporter: Chris Miss

As Hashers arrived at the Workers Club in Hobart our usual private room was unavailable. It appeared there was an upmarket private meeting in progress, so we were ushered over to some high tables, where we mixed in with the local riff raff. 

It was great to see our Top End Hashing buddies, Chuckie and Power Pumper. They had obviously hunted through their mothball-packed boxes to find some long sleeve attire prior to heading south. There was a distinct menthol odour about them. Nice!

Arsecutter gave brief details, downstairs, out the door and right up Liverpool St. As we passed a big crowd waiting to get into the Odeon, the runners got away from the walkers. Not long after that, the front runners .ORG, Pole Dancer, Red Dress and somehow myself, got away from Can’t Stop and Snack Bar. There was an enormous amount of old trail out there, H4, H5 and trail from Grand Final day, that at times made us slow right down to confirm we were on the right trail. This was handy for myself, as it meant I had half a chance of keeping up. 

The trail headed up Molle St and right into Davey St weaving through to Battery Point, Sandy Bay and then up Napoleon St. So cruel! Somehow, at this point, Dyke miraculously appeared. I’m still not sure where the runners/walkers split was. At this point we all became walkers and were reminiscing about how back in the day we used to be able run up this hill. It was probably good Maxi was absent, as he would have put us all to shame. It didn’t take long for us to dump Dyke and we were heading down through Salamanca and clearly on our way home. Due to some inopportune light changes I got separated from the others and finished the trail at 6km. It was overall a good trail. 

Once we were able to get into our private room, and leave the riff raff to their quiz night, a good feed and lively lip session followed.

On On!
Chris Miss

DOWN DOWNS

Lip: Uber

• Hare: Arsecutter. “H4 trail was good”
• Chuckie, Power Pumper, Buddha, Pussy Galore, .ORG: can’t remembers.
• Prickit (aka Mrs Teflon): left sunglasses at the GF Run.
• Jack Sh!t & Chris Miss: elder abuse. CM was ‘helping’ Jack as he was up a ladder trimming a tree. Chriz Miss pulled on a cut tree limb, which then came down on top of Jack.
• Snack Bar: running a slave labor camp, with Dyke & Sonar both ‘serving time’. (Sonar has a few jobs to do around his house, but Snacky will be ‘busy’ on the yoga mat.)
• Grizzly: really heavy Hash bag. Contained two bottles of ‘contraband’.
• Grizzly: (alleged) parking fail. Denied.
• Chuckie & Power Pumper: both smelled of moth balls. Not much call for long sleeves ‘up north’.
• Pussy Galore: told someone that they were ‘on the nose’; she meant ‘on the money’.
• Wee Bev: responsible for getting the cheapest wine for skols on Grand Final day. Cost $28 for two cans of Guinness AND the wine. (Classed as ‘holy wine’ because it made everyone call out ‘Jesus Christ’.)
• Chris Miss gave out the Grand Final quiz results (see full results below):
  • Last place: Growler, gets her $2 back
  • 3rd place: Snack Bar (no money for ‘second loser’)
  • 2nd place: Red Dress’ youngest, Lewis Gibson
  • 1st place and winner-takes-all (except for Growler’s $2): Grizzly
• Chuckie & Power Pumper: house in North Hobart inspected by Heritage. Now the proud owners of several infringement notices.
• Red Dress: oh what a flat feeling. Chris Miss and Jack Sh!t ditching the hybrid for a planet-killing petrol vehicle because the Yaris’ battery keeps going flat.
• Brazilian and Clearfell: skol wine from their own vineyard.

Next week’s trail:

• Maypole Hotel, New Town, as set by Crusha. Run reporter, TopDek.

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