Chardonnay’s Nut Dunking Trail – R*n 1414
16 May 2024 from Talbot Tavern
Hares: Gingernuts and Arsecutter
Run Reporter: Grassroots

On on! Were the lusty cries from the Hashers! Gingernuts had set the run from the Talbot, with the able assistance of Arsecutter. Out through the bar – full of poker players – to the back of the pub we all went.

We were told the trail was set on flour and chalk and very well marked, yet despite their best efforts, Luv Shack and Pee Wee still managed to get lost 50 meters from the start.

The Pack started off on Roope St, followed on to a check on the corner on Pirie Street, winding our way down onto the Main Rd.

Some Hashers weren’t content with the trail put down by Gingernuts and Arsecutter and decided to do thier own trail, which lead directly into the bar at the Polish Club.

Scary Eyeball also was seen wondering around aimlessly, completely lost until some poor soul took pity on her and lead her back to the Talbot and sat her down comfortably next to the bar and bought her a wine.

The runners – Poley, Red Dress and Jack Sh!t were outrun by Wee Bev who knew the ins and out of New Town and made her way back to the Talbot and had drunk two wines already before they arrived back.

The walkers mainly stayed together in a pack, due to many FTs and cross checks that were layed down. Onwards we all went down Leticia Street, down Park Street, through to North Hobart and  circled back up to New Town.

There was the usual shannanigons of meals getting mixed up and Hashers forgetting what they had ordered. But all-in-all it was a fun evening with a great trail despite no piss stop.

Thanks Bev. Feel free to edit.

On on Grassroots xx

DOWN DOWNS

Slippery and Smallgoods were in charge of ceremonies. Hooray tried to intervene bit was given short shrift… told to ‘f*ck off’ by all assembled.

• The Hares : Gingernuts and Arsecutter.
• Cuntry members: Pee Wee, Gingernuts, Scary Eyeball, Razzle Dazzle & Louise
• Snack Bar and Grassroots for their prowess in managing motor vehicles!
  • Snacky wrote off his ute after ignoring his mechanic’s DO NOT DRIVE THIS CAR warning.
  • Grassroots for taking out a traffic island with the Kia Carnival (Arsecutter had previously likened it to a troop carrier and she thought she would try it out!)
• Snacky for lasting the trail despite having a case of the trots!
• Uber & Hooray: Troublemakers… ‘Helping’ the bar staff with the menu!
• Arsecutter: Tried to organize the menu after it had already been organized! Is he turning into another control freak? Everything has got to be done the JMs’ way!
• Can’t Stop -> Hands on! Another control freak… interfering with meal allocation and confusing the bar staff! Told Growler that her meal had arrived…when it was obviously somebody elses!
• Pee Wee: Has had negative growth this year … due to losing his libido!
• Naming of Louise after her third attendance. She is a member of the ‘Froot Loop’ family and will henceforth be known as Coco Pops!
• Wee Bev for habitually forgetting to start her smartwatch at the start of the Hash… Has to look at other folks’ Strava to see where the trail went!

Skols from the floor

• Hands On -> Luv Shack for requesting a supply of stockings for bondage games at the Fling!!
• Hooray-> Scarey EyeBall: Has been ‘on the wagon’ for all of 14 hours.. but ‘fell off’ at Hash!
• Arsecutter -> Slippery… Something to do with not having false teeth!!!
• Uber & Cumunion: Last people back at the pub… Their meals were getting cold but neither were seen on any part of the trail!  Apparently, they went off to drink at an alternative hostelry!
• Wee Bev: Told a terrible joke about a Lesbian with a large glove on her hand! What would you call her? Well Hung?

Announcements:

• Aussie Nash Hash… Pee Wee is looking for room-mates! Please contact him if you would like to shack up with him!

NEXT RUN

Run 1415: 23 April 2024
HARE APPARENT: Can’t Stop
STARTING FROM: The Civic Club, 134 Davey Street, Hobart
RUN REPORTER: Uber
$20 run fee ($10 run only) – food provided, buy your own drinks at the venue.

RECEDING HARELINE

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 7-9 June 2024 | Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Gowrie Park
• 24 June 2024 | Combined Clubs Charity Run in support of Gynaecological Cancer Research
• 28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1413

MISMANAGEMENT 2024

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.