Chardonnay’s NDIS Presidential Trail – R*n 1415
23 May 2024 from The Civic Club
Hares: Can’t Stop and Prickit
Run Reporter: Uber

On one of the worst hash nights that I can remember, rain freezing cold, near snow, a good gathering of hashers gathered at the good old civic club for another memorable trail from the master Can’t Stop.

Unfortunately – or fortunately – I walked with NDIS members and incredibly we somehow kept coming across the marked trail and, even more incredulous, we somehow managed to find the becoming more and more rare p!ss stop.

Talking to those who did complete the trail, they said it was well marked, not that long and not many hills. I wonder if this trail is because the little master is travelling to Greece for a swim the Aegen in the not too distant future. However from all accounts the little master had set another of his memorable trails.

Great to see the gathering at the p!ss stop; even the weather relented whilst we had our one drink.

Back at the Civic Club the food was fantastic. Chicken with spuds and coleslaw. Well thought out and very tasty. A lively Lip session ensued with the usual suspects charged, except for that great favourite Snack Bar, who chose not to attend this week’s Hash. Apparently he had business with his yoga mat.

All in all a good night. Enjoy your Greek Odyssey Can’t Stop.

On On UBer

DOWN DOWNS

• Hare: Prickit
• Lone Arranger & TopDek: Demonstration of how a penguin might cross the road.
• LA: For pushing a sheep shagger!
• Luv Shack: Forgot her way into the Civic Club… was heading up the stairs to nowhere at the entrance rather than coming in the door!
• In the Raw: Being mean.. heard to say to other Hashers “Don’t tell Herr Flick the trail has changed direction!” Poor Flick went all the way to the top of Liverpool Crescent while the others went down the steps to the rivulet!
• Herr Flick: Despite being an experienced Hasher (short cutter) found himself on the runners trail accidentally.
• Wee Bev: Forgot her torch again! (But turned on her watch this time thanks to a reminder from Jack Sh!t.)
• Hands On: Farting at the piss stop…  Was that her attempt to get people to move on and not have so many drinks at the p!ss stop?
• Cumonion: Reported she needed the loo on the rivulet.. but when she got to the piss stop she was fine!  She must have had a twinkle on the trail!
• Spoof: Was convinced the trail would go down Lynton Avenue.. went off that way despite other Hashers calling him back. Found NO trail there!

Skols from the floor

• Lone Arranger-> Smallgoods & Luv Shack frightened the life out of a learner driver… caused her to scrape the gutter in Liverpool Avenue.
• Jack Sh!t-> Grizzly. Dribble dropper left behind at the Kingston RSL after Spoof returned it after he had set his trail.
• Smallgoods-> In the Raw – double standards. Previously abused Hashers on bikes for breaking the law, but was spotted illegally using an overloaded trailer.

NEXT RUN

Run 1416: 30 May 2024
HARE APPARENT: Red Dress
STARTING FROM: Kingston Beach RSL Club, 37-39 Beach Rd, Kingston Beach
RUN REPORTER: Jaffa
$20 run fee ($5 run only) – food provided, buy your own drinks at the venue.

RECEDING HARELINE

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 7-9 June 2024 | Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Gowrie Park
• 24 June 2024 | Combined Clubs Charity Run in support of Gynaecological Cancer Research
• 28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1413

MISMANAGEMENT 2024

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.