Chardonnay’s Orange Balls Drop Trail – R*n 1422
20 June 2024 from Queens Head Hotel
Hares: Jaffa
Run Reporter: Morticia

A substantial quantity of Hashers assembled at the Queens Head Hotel in North Hobart. The 6.30 run started at 6.32 with Jaffa shouting the briefest instructions, down the stairs, out the door, turn left and f*ck off!!   It had been a cold, drizzly day but the Hash gods had their instructions from the RA, with a reminder that ‘it never rains on a hash run’ and so a dry walk/run followed. I have no idea where the runners went, nor the NDIS trail as NDIS participants were given top secret instructions following departure of the walkers and runners.

The walkers paced along up Mt Stuart Road, into Byard St and along the top walking through a park following trail bringing us out onto Mellifont Street.  A few sets of knees were protesting on the downhill steepness with a sigh of relief at the bottom with the turn into Newdegate St. A bit too much jaw movement meant some loss of concentration however we followed on into Lochner, Browne, Union Streets… lost trail but picked it up again in Harrington Street where it was smooth sailing from there with not too many checks and FT s.  Warwick, Argyle and finally into Lefroy where we found the PS in an unusual location, a muddy and bumpy car park, but once there found a good selection of refreshments.

Upon returning to the Queens Head we enjoyed a pleasant dinner, followed by a Lip Session which was lengthy and quite outstanding with some left over skols to be had from the Highland Fling. Plenty of new skols from the floor resulted in the room continuously erupting in laughter. Thanks to Smallgoods and Slippery, who expanded on some minor misdemeanours making the Lip session extremely entertaining. Who wouldn’t want to be a Hasher!!

On on
Morticia

DOWN DOWNS

Lip apparent Slippery Nipple.

• Jaffa. The hare. Mixed reviews of the hash…Average, Awesome.. too many hills.
• Snack Bar: Gatecrashed Post Highland Fling dinner & drinkies with expensive up-market wines … With a bottle of cheap plonk but preferred the other wines on offer. Not much drunk of the cheap stuff which found its way back to Arsecutter’s where he found it to be an excellent drain cleaner!
• 3D, Bart, TicToc, and Dyke: C’ntry members
• Hands On, Brazilian, Grizzly, LA, Cumunion & Luv Shack: Highland Flingers
  who suffered from burning ring-gear .. Skolled accompanied by Johnny Cash’s
  ‘Burning Ring of Fire’
• Soft C*ck: For his continued absence on trail… Either doesn’t turn up, stalks the Hashers out on trail from his car, or turns up in time for the On INN. Tonight he was on time and appeared to be setting off with the pack.. but as everyone set off he was grounded outside the pub not sure what to do with himself! Luckily Small Goods was there to rescue him!
• Snack Bar: After above dinner with exceptional wine, Fringe Benefits announced that there was no toilet paper at the love nest she was sharing with Snacky. The assembled donated one of their supply and Snacky said he would look after it for her.… But when Fringe Benefits needed it in the middle of the night it was no where to be found….. Snacky had conveniently left it outside in the car! (One Job Snacky!)

• Hash Milestones. Badges provided by Grizzly, awarded by Soft C*ck… cream supplied by Jack Sh!t.
  • Bart: 250 ‘runs’
  • Snack Bar: 1150 runs. Second-top ‘run scorer’ in Chardonnay… Obviously needs to get a life!
  • Dyke: 500 runs since emigrating from Devonport. In lieu of a grail, the club will donate $50 to Dyke’s choice of charity, Speak Up Stay Chatty.
  • Pole Dancer: 1000 RUNS!.. and still running up front and finding those false trails!
• In The Raw: Left his dinner on the bench and went off drinking! Is he on a diet?
• Brazilian: Dangling her arm out the window before the run. She was trying to jump start her smart watch. Others thought she was going to jump out the window!
• In The Raw: Met an old army mate when drinking at the bar. Let loose his nickname in the army.. Sh!t Lips! Should we rename him?
• Hooray: He forgot his torch so Slippery lent him hers and he still went down on the run!
• Herr Flick: Only one week of working life to go before he joins the retiree bike
  outings on Wednesdays.
• Gingernuts: For not contributing to the Hash Trash… OR advising anyone she
  would not be contributing! Consequently, the Hash Trash came out late – On
  Thursday morning when others realized they would have to do her job for her!

Skols from the floor

• Herr Flick -> Dyke: Returned from Blighty safe and well despite a life threatening episode of ‘Blue Vein Thrombosis’. Herr Flick recommended that Dyke needs to Loosen his grip!
• Small Goods-> Dyke: For continuing to fly around Europe after the Blue Vein
  Thrombosis diagnosis.
• LA -> Jack Sh*t, Jaffa and Cumunion, Birthday Geminis!
• Lone Arranger: For interrupting the circle!
• Grizzly -> Jack Sh!t: Neglecting his Hash Horn duties. Luv Shack returned the Horn to him after the Fling… but he wasn’t convinced that it was clean enough for him.. so packed it in his bag to take home for a tea tree bath.
• Chris Miss -> Spoof: for planting a voice double on Swallow’s sailing trip so she got a fright thinking he was stalking her.
• In The Raw -> Brazilian: Overheard chatting to Clearfell.. … or was this whole
  convo fictitious?
  Clearfell “Am I the only one you have had darling”
  Brazilian “Yes! All the others were 7s, 8s and 9s!”
  In the Raw was suggesting she was talking inches……Never let the truth get in the way of a good story!
• Grizzly -> Hands On: Had a biopsy on her back.. scar was healing and getting itchy.. lifted her shirt to let Brazilian have a look at it, forgetting she
  had nothing on underneath… “Tits out for the boys!”
  

NEXT RUN

Run 1423: 27 June 2024
HARE APPARENT: Grizzly
STARTING FROM: Smokey7 Cafe, Kingston Shopping Centre, Maranoa Rd
RUN REPORTER: TicToc
$5 run fee – buy your own food and drinks at the venue.

RECEDING HARELINE

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
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HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1422

MISMANAGEMENT 2024

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.