Chardonnay’s Smoking Bear Trail – R*n 1423
27 June 2024 from Smokey7 Café
Hare: Grizzly
Run Reporter: Grassroots

The run set by the esteemed Grizz started from Smokey 7 Café at Kingston town, with the promise of a flat trail with no hills. As a resident of Kingston ‘thats bullshit’ I thought to myself.

The café was on a hill, so what goes up must come down and up again!

Down we went along Maranoa Rd onto Sophia St, down the back alleys through to Jansen Court. Onto Cleburne St, saw a FT in Maweena place, onto Baynton St, left onto Maranoa Rd through Alfred gardens and down past the Kingston pool and back again to the shopping centre. See no hills at all! 

Lone Arranger did ring Grizz for what he thought was a booty call but just ended up being a quick dash to the loo!  Y2k Jelly and Snacky got lost on trail but did manage to get back in time for dinner. 

There were two milestones and plenty of whipped shaving cream was sprayed onto Pee Wee and Prickit. As the Lips weren’t there, the Lip session was run by Poley as penance for stealing the milestone badges, with Arsecutter assisting.

A fun evening with good food and laughter had by all

Onon
Grassroots 

DOWN DOWNS

Poxy Lips Arsecutter and Pole Dancer.

• Grizzly: The hare. An awesome trail… shame about the council putting concrete everywhere!
• Swallow, Can’t Run, Tarzan’s Grope, Red Dress – C’ntry members
• Can’t Run: Hashy Buffday song for being 80 years young!
• Y2KYJelly & Snack Bar. No sign of them at the venue apres the run.  Pack were quite concerned until they were observed coming out of the male toilets together!
• Y2KY Jelly: His last night in Tassie (for a while…) Awarded with a rendition of the F*ck off song!
• In The Raw. Supposed to be retired .. but has been working in the Police radio room earning money to keep his wife and mother in law in the comfort that they are used to.
• Pee Wee. Has Cum Chardonnaying 700 times
• Prickit.  Has Cum 1050 times … but Chardonnay needs to order more badges.. Was awarded a 1100 badge instead!

Skols from the floor

• In The Raw -> Wee Bev for thinking that, in the absence of TicToc another Hasher would volunteer to be a run reporter.
• Arsecutter ->Grassroots For being that helpful volunteer
• Grizzly -> LA  Interrupted Griz babysitting the 80-year old Can’t Run because she needed emergency transport from the trail back to the shopping centre ‘cos she was needed a wee!
• Jack Sh*t -> Herr Flick  Has only half a work day to go before he joins the retired hash elite.
• Chris Miss -> Herr Flick for suggesting that Wee Bev should continue to prepare his lunch after he retires.
• Jack Shit ->  Arsecutter & Poledancer for an excellent effort as stand-in Lips.

NEXT RUN

Run 1424: 4 July 2024
‘Merican Independance Day – Make Chardonnay Grape Again theme (dress red, white and blue)
HARE APPARENT: Pole Dancer
STARTING FROM: Spotty Dog Brewery
RUN REPORTER: Johnny Fuckacarcass
$5 run fee – buy your own food and drinks at the venue. (See menu below)

RECEDING HARELINE

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1423

MISMANAGEMENT 2024

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.