Chardonnay’s Good vs Evil Trail – R*n 1425
11 July 2024 from Mornington Inn
Hare: Wee Bev
Run Reporter: Maximus

The pack gathered at the Mornington Inn, a fine establishment known for its location somewhere close to Bunnings, a diverse clientele, and an extensive range of Great Northern beer. Our Hare, Wee Bev, assured us that this run would be 7km for the runners and 4km for the walkers. She also warned us that parts of the trail would be slippery, and that she had marked sections where we should be careful – what could possibly go wrong?

We set off with the usual enthusiasm, which lasted all of two minutes as the pack attempted to cross the busy South Arm Highway during peak hour. On successfully navigating/dodging the traffic, the run then went up behind Warrane Oval and looped back around to Bounty Street. The rest of the run involved a tour of the best bits of Warrane (and a brief detour into Upper Lindisfarne) including Dampier Street, Bligh Street, and the aptly named Binalong Road, a metaphor for what eventually became a 9km trail for the runners and plus 5km for the walkers.

Jack Sh!t obviously had advance information that we would be running mostly through Warrane – let’s just say he dressed appropriately to fit in. Prickit added a flashing red light to her running attire to confuse the locals into thinking she was a fast moving bike or scooter. Deception through dress was the order of the evening with Bad News and Can’t Stop donning Superman/Superscot outfits to pretend that they could make a quick aerial exit from any potential trouble. Others like Herr Flick missed the brief on suburb-appropriate attire completely and were forced to walk as fast as their legs would carry them until they reached the safety of the p!ss stop. A further notable feature of the run was plenty of shiggy – something not normally seen on a CH3 run.

Back at the Mornington Inn, the pack enjoyed a good feed with everyone getting what they ordered. A lengthy Lip session followed with birthday cake to celebrate birthdays for Wee Bev, Luv Shack, Snacky, Cumming Soon and Goblet.

On On!
Maximus

DOWN DOWNS

Both Lips were present.. not sure which is the top and which is the bottom!.

Before the run Slippery was a bit worried and suggested that we should abandon the Lip session (She should have skoled for that!) . If a Lip session inside a venue are not possible, Hashers are tough 🤣.. we can always do it outside!

Luckily the management allowed us to conduct the Lip session in the public bar to prevent shocking any of the remaining diners.

• The Hare: Wee Bev
  (There was some controversy about the length of the run not being as advertised and referenced to the length of Herr Flick’s anatomy, but see below my Garmin output from a run of the runners’ trail and walk of the walkers’ trail. I just didn’t do any checking or FTs!)
• Metro: For turning up at 6:35pm for a 6:31 run!
• Cuming Soon, Goblet, Metro: C*ntry members
• Hands on: More concerned for her Hash Hound’s welfare than her Superwoman image at the Blood Valley Inn!
• Jaffa: For suggesting that is would be acceptable to urinate in letterboxes in Warrane!
• In The Raw: Trying to hide behind a telegraph pole at the end of a false trail unaware that his large belly was protruding from the side and giving him away!
• Bad News: Left over skol from FMH3 for showing he is not such a nice guy after all! He and WWW left the circle to go home . Bad News then returned to the circle to retrieve WWWs bag and made some comment that the ‘Bag’ was already in the car!
• Spoof:  For his self-centered selfishness… not giving a 4x about anyone else! He was too busy eating his meal to assist the poor waitress trying to find Hashers to fit the meals she was carrying!
• Pole Dancer: For risking life and limb retrieving his hat after it blew off when he was crossing the highway.
• Dyke (& fellow Dutchman Buddha). For running the trail backwards looking for coins that anyone might have dropped!! (Never let the truth get in the way of a story!)
• Goblet: Risking life and limb carrying beers over 4 lanes of traffic for barstewards that did not even get to the piss stop!
• In The Raw: for leading other Hashers astray and causing them to miss the piss stop.
• In The Raw: Claims he has Austrian heritage… but may also have a bit of Dutch in him… If he wins beers at footy tipping he squirrels them away so he does not have to buy any the following week! (Fellow Dutchmen Dyke and Buddha also skol).
• Cumming Soon, Goblet, Luv Shack, Snacky & Wee Bev: Hashy Buffdays

Skols from the floor

• LA-> Smallgoods: Promised Luv Shack a romantic getaway… Was a weekend in a lakeside cabin at Meadowbank .. Was 4 degrees C with a firepot and NO hot tub!
• Slippery: now an Australian Citizen. Signed up by Charles Woolley!
• In The Raw- > Jaffa: for drinking ITRs squirreled away beers (see Skol above) and refilling the bottles with water!!
• Poley-> Wee Bev Poley found golf balls on the trail.. Thought Herr Flick might be in need of them!
• Slippery: Not sure which way she was going when she got to a SLIPPERY note on the pavement!

Awards

Prizes were awarded to the best dressed hashers using goods retrieved from Wee Bev’s glory hole!

• Best Male dress Metro
• Best female: Luv Shak
• Booby prizes to C*nt Stop and Hands On – the Superwoman twins!

NEXT RUN

Run 1425: 11 July 2024
Chardonnay’s le Tour de Pisse
HARE APPARENT: Jack Shit
STARTING FROM: The Civic Club
RUN REPORTER: Herr Flick
$25 run fee – includes three P!ss Stops and food. Buy your own drinks at the venue.

RECEDING HARELINE

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 21 July 2024 | Hobart Full Moon H3 @ Lewis Park, Seven Mile Beach
• 6 December 2024 | Hobart Posh Hash 1920s cocktail evening @ Big O’s Juke Joint
• 28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1424

MISMANAGEMENT 2024

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.