Chardonnay’s True Nah Trail – R*n 1427
25 July 2024 from Troona Bowls and Community Club
Hare: Can’t Stop
Run Reporter: Jaffa

Off to Troona we go.

A good group of about 25 Hashers met at the Troona Bowls Club for what some thought would be a good run/walk.

Can’t Stop let us down again. NO NDIS trail! As the self-proclaimed leader of the NDIS Hash, this was disappointing.

The walk/run started late, 6:33 much to the displeasure of the Hashers eager to get started. We headed off, heading towards and then onto the Channel Highway heading towards town. (Some would say – the best part of Troona…)

There were a few false trails along the way, which a few Hashers stumbled across and hid behind trees until the group caught up and abused Grizzly for not yelling out “false trail”. Must have been a big tree to hide Griz.

Eventually the trail turned right and went to what some described as a beach (well a pebble beach).

In The Raw telling everyone around that could hear (most of Hobart) that he had no need for a torch as he had excellent night vision. Then proceeded to miss trails and fall over (clumsy ass – must have been all the pies). Upstairs, down ramps up more stairs until the piss stop came into view.

Whilst hashers enjoyed a few beverages and general chit chat, Can’t Stop spent the whole time ignoring everyone and pretended to be on his phone the whole time.

I did overhear ITR say that it was a pretty good trail but not to tell Can’t Stop (no wonder he is the most hated man in Hash). [ITR or Can’t Stop? Pretty much interchangable from where I stand. – Ed.]

Back at the bowls club whilst we eagerly awaited their meals, ITR was showing off his broken finger when Dyke decided to see how sore it was by squeezing it. Yep, it was sore. I thought ITR was going to cry. Grizzly sat with the look of shock on his face as he chuckled quietly to himself.

Good night and a pretty good trail. Well done Can’t Stop.

On On JAFFA

DOWN DOWNS

No lips in attendance so Arsecutter took charge and appointed Grizzly as Lip.

• C’nt Stop:  The Hare. Run Comments… Too long.. and too much Taroona!
• Snack Bar, C*nt Stop & Tarzans Grope: Foxing off .. An appropriate song was sung!
• In The Raw: Claims he does not need a torch on the run due to his superhuman night vision… but fell over on trail at least once. He thought no-one saw… but he thought wrong!
• In The Raw: Managed to hammer his finger instead of the pavers he was breaking up in his garden…….Dyke also skolled for squeezing said finger … (Not sure what was going on there!)
• C*nt Stop: Set up P*ss Stop for social interaction mid Hash trail… but was too busy on his w*nkerphone to talk to anyone!
• In The Raw: Front walking hashers… Leading others Hashers off trail… He really does need a torch!
• Fringe Benefits: No hash gear!
• In The Raw: Missing the point of a Hash FT… its to let the slow barstewards behind catch up and stay with the pack.  You don’t hide from slow walkers and make them do a falsie unnecessarily (This tactic should only be used for front running barstewards!)
• Hands on (BHB): Brought her furry Ted along only to disappoint him by not taking him on the run! Not a happy dog!
• Growler, Cumunion & Uber: As there was no NDIS trail provided they had to work out their own shortcuts. Unfortunately they failed, and ended up doing 1km more than the other walkers.
• Should Know (Le Chef)… Provider of a bountiful supply of flathead, squid rings and chippies at NDIS h

Skols from the floor

• Uber-> In The Raw: His footy team (Geelong) beat Collingwood… for a change.
• Grassroots -> Snack Bar: For being Snacky!  Has organized a bike ride for Snacky, C*nt Stop, Tarzan’s Grope & Sonar… What could go wrong?  I guess we will find out when they get back from their trip!
• Snacky-> Tarzan’s Grope & C*nt Stop .. for wimping out and selecting to have ebikes for the tour.
• C’nt Stop -> Snack Bar: Wanted to go to where his ancestors are from.. Told C*nt Stop it was County Clare.. so preparations were made to visit and stay a number of days to check it out. Turns out they should have been in County Cork!! (A mere 130km away) Should have asked Growler!

NEXT RUN

Run 1428: 1 August 2024
HARE APPARENT: Arsecutter
STARTING FROM: Black Buffalo Hotel, North Hobart
RUN REPORTER: TopDek
$5 run fee – buy your own food and drinks at the venue.

RECEDING HARELINE

We have a few gaps in our calendar.  Please volunteer to set a trail if you have not already done so this year!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 6 December 2024 | Hobart Posh Hash 1920s cocktail evening @ Big O’s Juke Joint
• 28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1425

MISMANAGEMENT 2024

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.