Chardonnay’s Horses’ Arse Trail – R*n 1428
1 August 2024 from Black Buffalo Hotel, North Hobart
Hare: Arsecutter
Run Reporter: TopDek

The Black Buffalo Hotel (also known as the Black Buff) was the start and end point for this weeks Chardonnay, but Arse Cutter was quick to tell everyone he wouldn’t be joining us as he had more important people to socialize with!  The bar staff were waiting for ‘those exercise people’, who mostly ordered the seniors meal.  2 courses ~ soup and main, or main and desert.  The run|walk took us through the outskirts of North Hobart, Grizzly had charge of Maisy and quickly had a small hand warmer which was nowhere as big as Roo Rooter’s.

In The Raw couldn’t find trail, blaming someone for ruining his night vision, so was able to lead some more than eager hashers (Herr Flick) astray into the Winston! True hashers found trail on the other side of the road along some very dark back streets up Commercial Road past the friendship school through New Town and back to the pub. The staff were happy to call out Hash names with a bit of a smirk to go, while some discovered that the seniors’ main course wasn’t enough to fill the hole so were on the lookout and scoured the tables for any leftovers. 

When the deserts came out confusion reigned with Hooray eating Morticia’s brownie, and Slippery Nipple not happy that she had missed out. Eventually the young waitress sorted all with Morticia receiving what she ordered and Slippery got a takeaway. 

A lively oblong circle completed the evening. Hooray got to tell a joke that nobody understood, Smallgoods recalled incidents from the past and the bar staff said a fond ta-ta to Hands On and called for last drinks. 🍺 

On On TopDek

DOWN DOWNS

Lip Session conducted Slippery Nipple and Small Goods

• Arsecutter: The Hare
• Luv Shack, In the Raw & Hands on: For wearing (almost) the same Hash uniform.
• In the Raw: For organizing a hit job on Bad News… The most hated man in Hash trying to get rid of the Good JM at H5 (No doubt he will skol there too!)
• Morticia & Herr Flick: spent half an hour discussing (& comparing) their ailments. A sure sign of getting old!
• Herr Flick: Went to the doc who advised giving up the blue pill treatment (he had just purchased) but to keep the ‘Lube’ ..going in his one eye.
• Jack Sh!t: For horn abuse. Fell arse-over-tit and got the horn full of bits of grit… It sounded in pain as it was getting close to the On Inn.
• Dyke: Only one to not order before the r*n.  When he got back the cheapskate ordered $5 soup special … He actually ordered 3 courses.. but never let the truth….

• Luv Shack: Took the grandchildren a 100km road trip to Hastings caves promising them a swim at the thermal springs there.  Unfortunately, the pool was closed so they drove back to Hobart Aquatic Centre for a swim where, apparently, the grandchildren had wanted to go in the first place!
• Smallgoods: For fantasizing about weeing into the deep end of the 50m pool … till Luv Shack rudely interrupted!
• Hooray: Stuffing up the delivery of the sticky date supply to the senior meal recipients… He tucked into the one that Morticia ordered.. thinking it was Slippery’s. But Slippery had ordered a take away one that Morticia eventually got to eat from the takeaway container. Don’t know who the sticky date belonged to … but Dyke found a good home for it!
• Herr Flick:  For buying Wee Bev an extra-large rain jacket for her birthday so he could wear it to the pensioners’ Bike Hash!
• Grizzly: Using extra large garbage bags to collect little Maisie’s poo… Was he being a good Boy Scout. Being prepared in case he got caught short on the trail?
• Smallgoods: trying to get through a pull door with his hands full of beer.
• Hooray Helped Small Goods negotiate the above door…. by Pushing when the sign clearly said Pull!

Skols from the floor

• Grizzly-> Spoof, Morticia & In The Raw:  Following 6 month old trail… or in ITR’s case, no trail at all… preferred to check out a couple of hostelries than reicheck for trail.
• Smallgoods-> Morticia: What do you think of a Hasher that dobs herself in for a skol? At a recent FMH3 lip sessions she volunteered herself for a skol …owning up to turning up a week early! (Must have been desperate for Eve’s ginger beer!)

NEXT RUN

Run 1429: 8 August 2024
HARE APPARENT: Chris Miss
POO R*n! Wear your pyjamas, onesies or oodies!
STARTING FROM: Fox Friday Craft Brewery
RUN REPORTER: Xena
$5 run fee – buy your own food and drinks at the venue.

RECEDING HARELINE

We have a few gaps in our calendar.  Please volunteer to set a trail if you have not already done so this year!

Those that have already volunteered to hare later in the year: Morticia, Slippery Nipple & Mrs Shithead, Twinkle Toes, Prikit, Growler (Chardonnay Cup), Pussy Galore, Chris Miss (enveloping) & Bad News. THANK YOU!  Please let us know where you are thinking of doing your trail ASAP so we can publish them so that other hares might choose somewhere completely different rather than us running from the same places all the time!

Thanks & On-Y-On

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 6 December 2024 | Hobart Posh Hash 1920s cocktail evening @ Big O’s Juke Joint
• 28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1428

MISMANAGEMENT 2024

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.