Chardonnay’s POO Trail – R*n 1429
8 August 2024 from Fox Friday Craft Brewery, Hobart
Hare: Chriss Miss
Run Reporter: Xena

 The POO brigade assembled at Fox Friday on Thursday night, with the option this year of onesies, oodies or pretty much anything that resembled nighttime attire. Once again, the onesie brigade didn’t fail to impress. There was more pole on display than the French Olympic pole-vaulting team, and more moose knuckle than the Australian men’s gold medal cycling team. Special mention has to go to Dyke, who looked like he raided his grandfather’s wardrobe in 1948 with his polyester brown dressing gown.

Unusually, the pack stayed together with the odd Hasher a bit worried about being seen in the streets of Hobart calling trail on their own while dressed in a onesie. That didn’t seem to bother Dyke though. Dyke was spotted on his own up Melville Street outside the UTAS student apartments calling trail to no one. Coincidentally, a report was made by a group of UTAS students the next day about an unstable man seen loitering around the apartments on Thursday evening, and security has been ramped up in the area accordingly.

Trail went somewhere around the waterfront, but no one seemed to follow it. In The Raw and I hashed somewhere around Davey Street before the lure of beer pulled us back to the On Home early. With a stroke of luck, we found trail on the way back but might have accidentally missed about two kilometres of it. Back at the On Home, there was the usual fair of beer and burgers, with Maxi receiving the Fox Friday Burger F*ck up of the run – there seems to be at least one every time, but they let us be noisy so who really cares. Morticia seemingly mistook me for the Federal Minister for Education as I got more of a grilling on why Australia lets in international students than my cheeseburger did. At least I am now up with Australian migration policy settings, which should come in handy at a random trivia night one day.

With no lips on the scene, the lip session was ably managed by Jack Shit. The Fox Friday front alcove acoustics rival the Federation Concert Hall, so the Chardonnay Hash choir took full advantage of the sound, managing to somehow drown out Spoof in the process.

On On Xena

DOWN DOWNS

Skols: As neither lip was present Jack Shit took control!

• Chris Miss: The Hare
• Swallow, Bee-stick, Softy. C’ntry members
• Bee–Stick. Attending Chardonnay for the first time on a Thursday. Tried to pay his hash dues with cash (not acceptable to the Hash Cash)
  Wearing “new” shoes .. for him anyway!  I think Grizzly lent him them.. along with a fetching POO onesie!
• Lone Arranger. Her final retirement day has come!
• Lone Arranger and Grizzly – Griz usually doesn’t have to drive home from Hash.. he and LA share the driving… but not tonight Grizzly!
• Spoof & Clearfell.  At the retirees bike hash Clearfell hatched a plan to get  to Fox Friday in time for happy hour.. unfortunately he did not take into account his passengers tardy attendance. Did he Spoof! Arrived well after the happy hour ended!
• Arsecutter & Grassroots. Went off on errands to the chemist rather than head off on the trail! What were they buying there? French letters & lubricant?

• Pole Dancer. For wearing a lovely Fred Flintstone outfit!  Even if he is 4.5 stone too light. Does he have a blow up Wilma at home?
• Swallow. Gave Chris Miss a mirkin! (Actually her black bear tail that came unattached from her derriere!) [I suggest that it was from Swallow’s costume, rather than from her good self – Ed.]
• Gingernuts. For taking her own piss stop at the Post Street Social in Salamanca.
• Wee Bev. For complaining about having a wet bottom.. but… Herr Flick was too busy watching the beach volleyball girls in their skimpy outfits to notice!
• Soft C*ck. Turned up only just on time. With no POO attire. Grizzly provided him with a Superman suit.
• Xena. Didn’t know where to look when Softy took off his shorts to put on his Superman outfit over his skintight bike shorts.
• Red Dress – arrived late, too scared to run solo in his onesie!
• Dyke. For wearing Christmas PJs under his old man dressing gown.  Will look forward to seeing them again on Christmas day!
• TopDek & Chris Miss. This week’s birthday girls.

Skols from the floor

• In The Raw-> Dyke. Heard to say that he had Gingernuts in his PJs!
• Hands on-> Jack Sh!t, Bee Stick & Arsecutter… Apparently they were all sporting moose knuckles!
• Herr Flick -> Hands On. Her Onesie used to be white now a nice shade of pink… since she washed it with her red knickers.

NEXT RUN

Run 1430: 15 August 2024
HARE APPARENT: Fringe Benefits and TopDek
STARTING FROM: Shoreline Hotel Sports Bar, Howrah
RUN REPORTER: Prickit
$5 run fee – buy your own food and drinks at the venue.

RECEDING HARELINE

We have a few gaps in our calendar.  Please volunteer to set a trail if you have not already done so this year!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 6 December 2024 | Hobart Posh Hash 1920s cocktail evening @ Big O’s Juke Joint
• 28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1428

MISMANAGEMENT 2024

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.