Chardonnay’s Delegated Authority Trail – R*n 1438
3 October 2024 from Kingston Beach RSL
Hare: Nancy Boy with ‘technical assistance’ from Snack Bar
Run Reporter: Red Dress

A lovely group of Hashers gathered at the RSL for what was the last trail before daylight savings next week – no torches!

The runners looked a bit light on for numbers – Jack Sh!t had done his training run in the morning, so he was too pooped to run the trail and opted for the walk.

Some vague directions from Nancy Boy and off we headed to the right (with the promise of a p!ss stop!)  

Poley took off like a lightening bolt as Wee Bev, Softy and I headed off after him. Up Beach Rd towards Kingston we headed – on the same trail from Jack’s AFL run!! Still on AFL trail we headed up Hutchins Street – were we just going to follow the A1 trail that had been set on Saturday by Red Dress and Jack Shit? Had the word got out that it had been the best trail ever and that they should just follow it again!?

Wee Bev ran out of light and had to follow the street lights back to the Onon, while Tictoc was out there somewhere having one hell of a conversation.

Lone Arranger stayed to the lowlands and Clearfell and Hands On kept each other company (according to Strava).

Dyke was out on trail there also along with Growler and Gary!

The walkers were in for a treat again – a bit of elevation gain coming up – ‘Griz will love this’ Poley said, ‘along with all his walking buddies’ (including Can’t Stop).

According to God Strava Can’t Stop, Brazilian and Prickit did the trail together

The runners took a diversion off to the right – heading for Redwood Village perhaps – well not quite in the end. The small group of runners were strung out with Poley keeping me company as we worked our way back to Boronia Hill Reserve. Time to start heading back down hill… back on to AFL trail – copywrite!! Better get a good Lawyer Nancy – Snack Bar might help you out…..

Down onto Jindabyne Rd – a few walkers ahead – Topdek was on trail, along with Gingernuts. Onto Roslyn and down Mt Royal – almost back home. We worked our way along the beach till we found the p!ss stop across from the beach, at Chateau de Platypussy. All that was missing was the fire pot – one job Flicky!!

OnOn
Red Dress

Note on the post hash tucker:
When we returned to the RSL we were treated to a home-cooked meal…. veg and non-veg varieties of lasagne – served with salad and garlic bread – prepared by Platypussy and served up with the assistance of Tarzan’s Grope and Vaseline.  Dinner was delicious… 100% improvement on the regular Legs and Breasts fare we are accustomed to when we frequent the RSL!  Thank you ladies!

DOWN DOWNS

Slippery officiating ….with Grizzly as beer bitch

• Nancy Boy. The Hare apparent!
• Arsecutter, Gingernuts, Scary Eyeball… for being a C’ntry members
  (Vaseline & Tarzans Grope also made that category but were too busy in the kitchen to front the Lip session!)
• Spoof for talking in the lip session.. and making a mess of the T-bone Brewery car park… so he had to power wash it so that they would have Hash back (Perhaps!)
• Grizzly … LA rearranged aforemention vet appointment specially so Griz could attend the aged bicycle ride on Wednesday… Griz got all ready but couldn’t fit onto his old bike shorts so spat the dummy and decided he would not go as he would not have enough padding for his derriere!
• TicToc: A catch up for all the skols she is owed from all the weeks she has not attended the ON ON!

The lip session was then interrupted while Jack Shit announced the results of the Chardonnay Grand Final Quiz.

• Brazilian .. got a lot of points (25) for one hard bonus question, but only got 35 in total.
• Last equal: Buddha & Softy’s son, Isaac with 20 points each… Got their $1 back.
• Second Equal: Prickit & Poley with 70 points each.
• Winner: dot ORG (Oliver – begat of Red Dress) with 75 points.

Skols from the floor:

• Jack Shit -> Announced that it was ‘Fat Bear Week’ in the Alaskan Mai Tai National Park and selected Grizzly, C’nt Stop, In the Raw and Nancy Boy to represent Chardonnay.
• Grizzly -> Snack Bar. He allegedly contacted Grizzly to check that he was bringing the Square to take the Hash dues as Maxi would be away. When Snacky arrived he presented Griz with his credit card to pay rather than taking over the square to do his Hash job!
• Nancy Boy -> Announced we had a Hash virgin Tamara… we sang her an appropriate song!

NEXT RUN

Run 1439: 10 October 2024
HARE APPARENT: Hooray
STARTING FROM: Midway Point Tavern, 2/6 Penna Rd, Midway Point
RUN REPORTER: Lone Arranger
$5 run fee – buy your own food and drinks at the venue.

RECEDING HARELINE

Get your run venues and p!ss stop requests in early… So we don’t keep hashing from the same places and can advise folks the cost of their Hash in advance!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 26 October 2024 | Burnie H3 1800th R*n ‘Rock Around the clock’
• 6 December 2024 | Hobart Posh Hash 1920s cocktail evening @ Big O’s Juke Joint
• 9 December | Sydney Posh H3 3000th Run
• 16 January 2025 | Chardonny Hobart H3 Annual General P!ss Up
• 28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1438

MISMANAGEMENT 2024

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.