Chardonnay’s Belly-Rubbing Birthday Trail – R*n 1444
14 November 2024 from Belles Burgers, Bellerive
Hare: Pussy Galore
Run Reporter: TicToc

We all congregated at 6:20 at Belles Burgers joint to pay and get ready to do our trail, set by birthday boy Buddha and his co-Hare Pussy G.

At 6:31 Dyke decides to turn up knowing our trail always starts at 6:31 sharp… the Dutchman thought he would sneak in without handing over his card for the night’s events . Naughty, naughty; but Maximus soon enough got him open his wallet and tap his unwanting card…

The call was loud and clear and we all marched off in all directions to find trail. The walkers went one way … the runners another . Up hills, down hills … lots of FTs.  A few of us got lost but finally made it back on trail. 

It was a perfect night with beautiful scenery of water, cruise ships and a bit of wildlife, too. 

Eventually getting to the piss stop where everyone was gathered . I was lucky last and couldn’t understand why…. Jack Shit – who was behind me – had Hashed the run and followed the walkers’ trail, all the while I was laying markers out for him so he didn’t get lost …. I should have known better, being Hashers.

A good deed caused me to run in late, but I was a proud duck for trying to help a fellow Hasher!

Our meal was good and all lip session was great as usual. The night ended well with lots of laughs and skols.

Until next week keep, laughing… and Maximus thank you for me skol. 

On-on
TicToc 

DOWN DOWNS

Present – our tulips, Slippery Nipple & Smallgoods

• Pussy Galore – The Hare
• Sonar, Vodka Cruiser, Sonar, Luv Shack, Smallgoods, Boobarella, TAP, Arsecutter & Azaria were all identified as C*ntry Members!
• Lone Arranger. For Hash Thievery! She was wearing a blue Chardonnay jacket to Hash. TopDek remarked on it and lamented that hers was lost. LA reported that the one she was wearing belonged to LaLa… who did not wear it very often. With that she put her hands in her pockets and pulled out an assortment of hair ties/clips.. which were recognized by TopDek as belonging to her! Was not LaLa’s jacket at all! Was it LA?
• Buddha. For a disappointment. Last time we were at Belles Buddha promised Luv Shack & Smallgoods a ride home in his car. But as they walked quite some distance to the vehicle he remembered that he had bought the van, which only had one spare seat!  Smallgoods and Luv Shack had to get a taxi after all!
• Chris Miss. For attending hash in new accessories.. Her Moon Boot!
• Chris Miss. For sitting on the sofa with a ‘butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth’ look while Jack Shit searched everywhere for his bottle of brandy to make a Christmas pudding.  Apparently Chris Miss had been using it as liquid painkiller … and accidentally finished the bottle!

• Jack Shit. Out driving in his car he responded to a loving text message sent by Chris Miss, using the car’s AI technology. Apparently the message was a bit saucy as Chris Miss was all fired up for an amorous evening when he got home!
• Can’t Stop. Invited Prickit to the Wednesday morning retirees’ bike ride. Did not prepare her bicycle properly… she got a puncture on the way back and had to spend hours in the rain waiting for him (to dry off, and titivate himself, in the ladies disabled toiled before he drove back to get her).
• Can’t Stop. For being technologically inept. Tried to pay for his beer using his iPhone with a picture of Prickit rather than his banking app!
• Buddha. For bragging. He attended Hash sporting a bandage on his wrist… rumoured to be from repetitive activities – suggestive of excessive self-gratification. “Who me?” said Buddha. “Do you think I would need to!”
• Pussy Galore. For Alzheimer’s moment. Smallgoods was raving about how Buddha’s 70^th birthday party was. Pussy couldn’t remember ever having been to that particular occasion…. Even though she was the one that organized it!!!
• Dyke. For being a Dutchman. (Buddha & TAP joined him as fellow Dutchies) Dyke arrived at hash at 6:31 pm precisely… just too late to pay his Hash dues, despite being seen parked close by at 6:10pm (never let the truth…)
• TAP. For being of Dutch heritage! As TAP approached the bar to order food and drink was hear to say “Do we pay?”

Skols from the floor:

• Platypussy -> Buddha, Herr Flick and Nancy Boy. This week’s birthday boys! (Hope you enjoyed the muffins she made you specially.)

• Grizzly ->  Hands On. Had Ted shorn, is going to use the cuttings to weave herself an angora mirkin!
• Jack Shit -> Buddha. A skol from Chardonnay grand Final run. Buddha came last equal with one of Red Dress’ boys and has been harassing Jack Shit for his winnings ever since!  Jack Shit took the opportunity to present Buddha with his ‘winnings – $1!
• Maximus. -> TicToc. For being spatially challenged.  Searching for trail from a check/FT… TicToc called On On. Turning around to see where she was, Poley advised her that she was calling on the trail that they had just come from!

Announcements:

Chardonnay Christmas Party run.

• From The Black Buffalo… as posted
• Cost $25-$30 (still negotiating)
  PLEASE LET THE JMs KNOW IF YOU ARE COMING…
  (Use Facebook, or message them directly)
• Bring a unisex present worth approx. $10

NEXT RUN

Run 1445: 21 November 2024
HARE APPARENT: Cumonion
STARTING FROM: John Turnbull Park, Lenah Valley
RUN REPORTER: Can’t Stop
$20 run fee ($10 run only) – includes PS and food, bring your own drinks

RECEDING HARELINE

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 6 December 2024 | Hobart Posh Hash 1920s cocktail evening @ Big O’s Juke Joint
• 9 December | Sydney Posh H3 3000th Run
• 25 December | Christmas Day Hash @ Legacy Park Community Hub
• 16 January 2025 | Chardonnay Hobart H3 Annual General P!ss Up
• 15 March 2025 | Bream Creek Show Hash R*n
• 28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1444

MISMANAGEMENT 2024

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.