Chardonnay’s Limping Lenah Trail – R*n 1445
21 November 2024 from John Turnbull Park, Lenah Valley
Hare: Cumonion
Run Reporter: Can’t Stop (helps if you imagine Can’t Stop reading it word-for-word…)

You know how those John Turnbull Park, Lenah Valley Hash runs are No hills well, hard on the outside and all soft and warm and gooey on the inside there’s nothing soft and gooey on the inside of our very own Cumonion.

The run was not off to a good start when Maxi smashed out of the blocks going the wrong way. The run also started lies well past its 6:31-start time as several people have not listen to Can’t Stop. Eventually we all sit out and start off going straight uphill. That’s because Snacky Bar was saving that bit for later.

Around to Bealey Ave and that’s when it started up and up and up and up. Wee Bev was trying to think of ways down without having to go up any further. I was thinking it was good training for Jety to Pub on Bruny. We got to a point where Prickit and Brazilian was thinking Cumonion really couldn’t go any further up when Polly pulled out of Ruth Dr and said ON ON and asked if we see Jack Shit, Wee Bev, Maxi I think the hills had got to Hooray. It could’ve been some random stranger it didn’t matter to Hooray. Luckily it was Snacky so perhaps there is a little soft spot inside there.

Nancy Boy, Hoove, Tarzan Grope, and Mother took advantage of the down hills and seemed to be running down hills for ages up and up and up again. We entered Turnbull Park via Creek Rd where old mate Spoofo used to live in the park.

We got let to the Piss stop somewhere back in the park so lucky it wasn’t taken up by real people. Spring is in the air Very Tasty and Sonar there was no escaping a Sokol.

It was quite a pleasant Run through the bush looking at the stars and the moon. I saw a shooting star, but no one believe me perhaps it’s an omen for something. Of course, what goes up must come down and down we went. And down and down and down through the suburbs of Lanah Valley until we got to the park. Where Uber and Cumunion who stayed on the northern side of the park drinking. A bit of local knowledge in the streets of, Lenah Valley by to the aforesaid drink stop.

They were a few Hashers missing but we found out that they had given up the hills were too much for them.  However, that doesn’t stop hatches having fun and a live lip session followed. And off we all went to watch our Various TV shows of Young and the Restless and looking forward to next week’s fantastic flat run.

ON ON Can’t Stop

DOWN DOWNS

Present – our tulips, Slippery Nipple & Smallgoods

• Cumunion – the Hare
• Scrotum, JAFFA were identified as C*ntry Members!
• Pole Dancer.  For promising Hands On that he would happily run around the grounds naked. He lied.. and Hands On was disappointed!
• Hands On. For allowing Teddy to do a doggy doo right next to where the cute kidlets were having their sausage sizzle… A sausage too many!
• Grassroots & TopDek Were scheduled to do the Point to Pub last weekend… but got so inebriated the night before they were too sick to get out of bed!
• Prickit. For elder abuse. Out shopping in the supermarket she crashed into an old lady and got her all tangled in her wheelie walker. [Prickit apologised, but when the lady brushed off the apology, Prickit said ‘Well I’m not sorry!’]

• Fringe Benefits. For coming to Hash with her trousers on inside out.. or is it outside in?
• Fringe Benefits. For making crank calls to Snack Bar… She called him reporting that she had dropped her card down a crack .. so she put her hand down the crack and couldn’t get it out!
• Fringe Benefits. She lost trail at Girrabong Road.  On the next downhill she announced that there was NO WAY she would be going up hill again… A few minutes later she was heard to announce…. “Does that mean I will miss the drink stop”.. and followed the trail up hill after all!
• Prickit. Lost Property.. Left her glasses case at Belles Burgers.. She has been looking for them ALL week!

Skols from the floor:

• Hands On-> Scary Eyeball. For cutting Growler’s lunch on the Hash cruise. Foiling the plans made by Hands On et al to fix Growler up with an eligible male.
• Growler ->  Cant Stop. Has been taking the mickey out of Growler for years because she has regular afternoon dates with TV soaps. Can’t Stop needs to change his tune tho as Prickit has recently caught him watching Vera and The Young and Restless when he is home alone in his (semi) retirement.
• In The Raw -> Jaffa. In a family discussion Jaffa’s mother was wondering why he is so large when the rest of the family are medium size!  In the Raw has the answer!  Jaffa has eaten ALL the Pies!
• In The Raw -> Can’t Stop. For not keeping it up! Not sure what this referred to .. but excess alcohol was apparently to blame!

Announcements:

Chardonnay Christmas Party run.

• From The Black Buffalo… as posted
• Cost $25-$30 (still negotiating)
  PLEASE LET THE JMs KNOW IF YOU ARE COMING…
  (Use Facebook, or message them directly)
• Bring a unisex present worth approx. $10

NEXT RUN

Run 1446: 28 November 2024
(Almost) Saint Andrew’s Day Trail!
Wear blue and white – colours of the Scottish Saltire
HARE APPARENT: Wee Bev
STARTING FROM: North Warrane Oval, 62A Bounty Street, Warrane
RUN REPORTER: Buddha
$20 run fee ($10 run only) – includes PS and food, bring your own drinks

The Saltire – or St Andrew’s Cross – is the national flag of Scotland and represents the cross of Scotland’s Patron saint, Saint Andrew.
The St Andrew’s Cross also featured on Mistress’ 70^th birthday cake. The last birthday we helped her celebrate before she ascended to Cloud 9 Hash.

(One Andrew skols…)

RECEDING HARELINE

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 6 December 2024 | Hobart Posh Hash 1920s cocktail evening @ Big O’s Juke Joint
• 9 December | Sydney Posh H3 3000th Run
• 25 December | Christmas Day Hash @ Legacy Park Community Hub
• 16 January 2025 | Chardonnay Hobart H3 Annual General P!ss Up
• 15 March 2025 | Bream Creek Show Hash R*n
• 28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1445

MISMANAGEMENT 2024

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.