Chardonnay’s Run of the Year Trail – R*n 1451
6 January 2025 Berriedale Bay Reserve
Hare: TopDek
Run Reporter: Gingernuts

It was a lovely sunny evening as everyone gathered around Berriedale Bay Reserve excited for what was surely the best trail of 2025. A few of the shirts looked like they may have shrunk after a festive season wash.

It was a great start to the night when the toilet block was locked up at 6pm, which lead to Grassroots having to do a bush wee on trail and getting pricks in her undies and tights.

The trail was a lovely and scenic, although the all-too-close attack dogs on the foreshore trail caused a few more Hashers to do hastily empty their bladder. Sit and Spin, our visitor from Germany, talked up a storm on trail, boasting about her 20kg back pack she’s been traveling with.

A few Hashers were seen running into the Claremont Hotel for their own p!ss stop (not sure if it was to have a drink or to use the loo). [If they were running, it was most likely for beer – Ed.]

Talking about p!ss stops, the actual one was at the memorial for dogs that have served in war, with some of our canine friends on trail trying to live up to to their ancestors, to no prevail.

Tits and Thighs at end of trail was awesome, although there was a mix up with the order for TwinkleToes of ‘only veggies’, which was interpreted by the store as ‘give the chips a miss and fill the gap with peas, corn and carrot’. Apparently chips aren’t veggies, but chicken is.

On on
Gingernuts

DOWN DOWNS

Presiding Lip: Slippery

• TopDek– The Hare
• Uber– for being pulled over by the police on several occasions over the festive season…Last time he was pulled over he blew Zero! ( There is a joke in that!.. Is that why Zero is here tonight?)
• Tina Her 3^rd Hash, second lip session .. and wearing new shoes!!!
  Tina was then christened and will now be known as Stinky Finger.. for reasons best known to Slippery Nipple!
• Sit & Spin A Visitor from Frankfurt Hash come to tour Tasmania… Apparently Hooray has already sold her a tour or two!
• In the Raw. For calling the Lip a Canadian!
• In the Raw. For being so full of wind he was letting off noisy, smelly farts whilst on the trail!
• Dyke. Poxy Skol for Twinkle .. who apparently got chicken served in the middle of her vegetarian dinner!  (I think the Hare should have skolled!)
• Uber & Cumunion. Spending their 43rd wedding anniversary at Hash! Congratulations!.
• Fruitcake. Given the Fuck Off song – for the usual reasons!

Skols from the floor:

• Dyke-> In the Raw For taking Dyke on a short bushwalk that turned out to be a marathon hike of 42Km   
• Pole Dancer -> Dyke for jinxing his and Sonar’s ride home from retirees bike ride by mentioning how little wind there was!  You can guess what happened next!
• Pole Dancer-> Snack Bar & Can’t Stop. (for a joke at their expense- who is smarter, Snacky who is an ex-painter, or Can’t Stop, who is an ex-electrician?)

NEXT RUN

Run 1452: 9 January 2025
HARE APPARENT: In The Raw
STARTING FROM: Mt Stuart Park
RUN REPORTER: Herr Flick
$20 run fee ($10 run only) – food and p!ss stop provided, BYO drinks.

RECEDING HARELINE

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 16 January 2025 | Chardonnay Hobart H3 Annual General P!ss Up
• 15 March 2025 | Bream Creek Show Hash R*n
• 28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1451

MISMANAGEMENT 2024

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.