Chardonnay’s Yeah Nah Troona – R*n 1459
27 February 2025 from Taroona Bowls Club
Hare: C#n’t Stop and Prickit
Run Reporter: Xena

A decent sized crowd gathered at the first of hopefully many Troona Bowls Club runs for 2025 on a fine summery evening. Slippery Nipple was overheard saying “I hope there aren’t any hills on this walk” while standing downhill on the only flat bit in Taroona staring up at Nubeena Cresent to the main road. Luckily the walk went downhill for the first 15 metres, which lured her into a false sense of safety. Poley, Red Dress and Maximus led the charge by calling trail down towards the end of Nubeena. Griz, Brazilian, Dyke, Slippery and me followed along until we hit the trail along the foreshore, past the UTAS Taroona Campus and along towards Batchelors Grave. From there the pack started to split up, but caught up not much further up the road with Dyke stumbling across the first FT.

In following the run/walk formula for the night, we went back uphill, and down another hill, back uphill and down another hill. Dyke charged along up front until we came across his legs hanging out of some bushes at the start of the trail towards the beach. Thinking he might be in for his own private p*ss stop, a few of us charged past only to be set upon by a garden hose that he had somehow managed to wrangle off some unsuspecting Taroona resident.

A stunning walk along the beach followed with Grassroots, Arsecutter, Top Dek and LA bringing up the rear. By this stage, Slippery was thinking that avoiding hills was a sure thing, until she saw the stairway to heaven that eventually led through the bush up to the shot tower and onto the Channel Highway. The pack eventually made its way to the p*ss stop at Apex Park before heading back to the bowls club for a lively lip session that went past Griz and LA’s bedtime as well as that of the three hashers who had to go to work the next morning. Bonus points to Spoof for sporting his hot pink hash shirt in support of this week’s Mardi Gras.

DOWN DOWNS

Lips: Spoof & Nancy Boy

• C#n’t Stop and Prickit – The Hares
• French Tickler, Fringe Benefits, Buddha and Pussy Galore – C#ntry Members
• C#n’t Stop and Prickit – for arguing about how to put the seat covers on in his car. C#n’t Stop had a man look at the instructions meaning that Prickit had to put them on for him.
• Hooray – for telling Nancy Boy to go out hard on the walk. Poor Nancy wasn’t comfortable going out with a boner.
• Hooray – reckons the fountain roundabout in Hobart was voted the world’s best roundabout by the Roundabout Appreciation Society.
• Slippery Nipple and Hooray – still thinking about moving countries but not sure where to go now that Trump’s AI images show that he has already taken over Gaza. Slippery might become a Canadian after all.
• Fringe Benefits – a skol for being a brave woman getting into the car with Snack Bar. Nancy Boy thinks that what looked like a friendly wave out the window might have been her waving for help.
• C#n’t Stop – for getting on the whiskey and big boy beers. He had an altercation with a chair on the weekend while wearing his kilt, displaying his meat and vegies to the world. After finally making it home, he then mistook the wardrobe for the ensuite.
• French Tickler – for bringing her double headed dildo to hash and pretending it was a dog toy.
• French Tickler – after four attempts at her drivers’ license, she finally passed. However, she has a few issues coming in from behind so beware of her parking in front.
• Fringe Benefits – had to do a double take when a group of cyclists went past on the Channel Highway wearing flesh coloured bike pants.
• Slippery Nipple – despite recently becoming an Australian citizen, Griz had to ask for subtitles when Slippery described the cyclists as “zooming past”.
• Prickit– finally retired.
• Brazilian – Happy 70th birthday. As a celebration she baptised her phone in the toilet.
• Nancy Boy – has been trying to convince Platypussy to jump on the back of his new motor bike that he has only ridden down to the RSL and back, but she’s not stupid enough.
• Spoof – got lost of trail again because he tried going to the watch tower instead of the shot tower.
• Clearfell – wounded from head butting a tree while digging a new out house (aka had a fall).
• Jeremy the bar tender – for being an all-round good bloke and putting up with us.

Skols from the floor:

Dyke>Pussy Galore: convincing Buddha to take an impromptu road trip in the van, they got from Howrah to Rosny before hitting a traffic jam. Pussy consulted Google maps only to find that it was going to take three hours to get to Huonville. Buddha turned the van around and went home where Pussy discovered it was three hours by bike not car.

Pussy Galore>C#n’t Stop: Pussy found out that her father caught C#n’t Stop having a shag on their pool table when he was a young fella.

Arsecutter>Buddha: The usual story – made Pussy pick up Maisie’s number twos even though Buddha was walking her.

Nancy Boy>Clearfell: “Meet your club management” – a skol for Clearfell being the Hash Hops.

NEXT RUN

Run 1450: 6 March 2025
HARE APPARENT: Fringe Benefits
STARTING FROM: 2 Beebo Place Howrah
RUN REPORTER: Hooray
$20 run fee ($10 run only). Food and p*ss stop provided. Bring your own drinks.

If you would like a p*ss stop at your run, please let the Hash Hops (Clearfell or Chris Miss) know the week before!

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 15 March 2025 | Bream Creek Show Hash R*n
• 28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1459

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

Run reports: Please send directly to Xena by Sunday lunchtime at melaniebryant2901@gmail.com