Chardonnay’s Friends with Benefits – R*n 1460
6 March 2025 from Beebo Place, Howrah
Hare: Fringe Benefits
Run Reporter: Hooray

DOWN DOWNS

Lips: Spoof & Nancy Boy

• Fringe Benefits and Snack Bar– The Hares
• C#ntry Members – DNR, Viagra, Zero, Pee Wee
• Fringe Benefits – for wearing a spray jacket in the tropical Eastern Shore weather and getting a bit moist.
• Snack Bar and Fringe Benefits – Snacky took Fringe Benefits out for a good time and ended up at Griz’s place.
• Griz and LA – Got bored with the endlessly long lip session at the Troona Bowls Club and left early missing Jeremy’s jugs of beer.
• Slippery Nipple – her cruise got cancelled due to a small weather event off the coast of Queensland, but Hooray reckons it was due to Trump sacking all the sailors and making a cyclone.
• Viagra – Had a fall out with a ladder while painting and decorating. Fair to say that the ladder won.
• Buddha and Smallgoods – for hoarding. Buddha decided to clean out his garage but couldn’t work out what to do with it all and put it all back again (at least he got to sweep it out), while Smallgoods has a room full of boxes stacked up from 1988.
• Zero – Had to give his dog to a little fella while we had his own private p*ss stop.
• Pee Wee – became a great grandfather for the second time.
• DNR – for pointing out that too many people are falling off the perch.
• Fringe Benefits – for her Irish chainsaw – no one was quite sure what to make of that one.
• Uber – managed to make his way to Hash without Cumunion navigating.

Skols from the floor:

Poley>Xena: For leaving Poley a half square of toilet paper and the seat up while going for the precautionary pre-run wee.

Clearfell>Spoof: Spoof decided to hop into Bad News’ extra hot chillies. Being sensible, he left out the seeds but still managed to scratch his balls after de-seeding them.

Smallgoods>Buddha: discovered that Buddha carries his own toilet paper on the run due to an unfortunate sharting problem.

NEXT RUN

Run 1461: 13 March 2025
HARE APPARENT: Snack Bar
STARTING FROM: 54 Highfield Street, Moonah
RUN REPORTER: Growler
$20 run fee ($10 run only). Food and p*ss stop provided. Bring your own drinks.

If you would like a p*ss stop at your run, please let the Hash Hops (Clearfell or Chris Miss) know the week before!

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 15 March 2025 | Bream Creek Show Hash R*n
• 28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
• 26 May 2025 | Combined Clubs Charity Run (see flyer)
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1460

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

Run reports: Please send directly to Xena by Sunday lunchtime at melaniebryant2901@gmail.com