Chardonnay’s Potatoes, Potatoes, Potatoes St Paddy’s Day – R*n 1461
13 March 2025 from Highfield Street, Moonah
Hare: Snack Bar
Run Reporter:

We’re off to a good start this week as the Hon Sec was absent and the nominated run reporter was AWOL, so no one really knows what happened on this run. According to Prickit’s Strava, the run went uphill (as only it can in Moonah) towards Dawkins Court, up Amy Street, back down Cheviot Road before joining onto Springfield Avenue (which from memory often features as the “only one hill” on Uber’s runs). Slippery’s Strava suggested that the walk may or may not have gone somewhere near Dyke’s favourite Lenah Valley staircase, through the new estate past John Turnbull Park before eventually taking the pack back to Creek Road and back to the On Home. Apparently Snacky put on a good traditional Irish spread of curry (hopefully with extra potatoes) and pumpkin soup (hopefully with soda bread), which was thoroughly enjoyed by the crowd.

With little else to report and in the spirit of Hooray’s joke telling, we’ll end this week’s Trash with a few Irish dad jokes…

An Irishman walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender asks, ‘What’s with the steering wheel?’ The Irishman says, ‘It’s driving me nuts!’

An Irishman says to his wife, ‘Why don’t you tell me when you’re having an orgasm?’ She replies, ‘I don’t like to bother you when you’re at work!

“Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant.” It’s alcohol and alcohol alone that’s responsible for your present sorry state!” I’m glad to hear you say that,” replied Murphy, with a sigh of relief.” Everybody else says it’s all my fault!”

DOWN DOWNS

Lips: Spoof & Nancy Boy (taken from Spoof and Nancy Boy’s notes so no guarantee of accuracy here!)

• Snack Bar– The Hare
• C#ntry Members – Wee Willy Winky, Bad New, Jaffa, Jack Shit, Drawbridge, Cumonion and some other people I can’t see in the photo.
• In The Raw – spent $900 at the Dentist to get a toothache fixed and still has a sore tooth.
• Sonar – for something about a flight.
• Bad News – for inflicting torture on unsuspecting Hashers through his chili burns (although we think that might have been Spoof making the mistake of not washing his hands before handling his parts).
• Slippery Nipple – if she doesn’t stop harassing Trump he might pull out of the AUKUS deal.
• Poley – mistaking the dimensions of his car and thinking it was a bus.
• Red Dress – beaten by Sonar in the Run the Bridge by seven minutes.
• Wee Willy Winky – for passing Drawbridge and not offering him a lift.
• Dyke – ???????
• Fay Ray – for stealing shirts off homeless people.
• French Tickler – for her dog harassing Snacky’s pets.

NEXT RUN

Run 1462: 20 March 2025
HARE APPARENT: Xena
STARTING FROM: Fox Friday Craft Brewery
RUN REPORTER: Morticia
$5 run fee, buy your own food and drinks at the venue.

If you would like a p*ss stop at your run, please let the Hash Hops (Clearfell or Chris Miss) know the week before!

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
• 26 May 2025 | Combined Clubs Charity Run (see flyer)
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1461

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

Run reports: Please send directly to Xena by Sunday lunchtime at melaniebryant2901@gmail.com

If you are away the week you have been nominated to do a run report, could you please let Xena know so that a replacement can be organised.