Chardonnay’s Foxy Moron – R*n 1462
20 March 2025 from Fox Friday Brewery
Hare: Xena
Run Reporter: Xena

With another nominated run reporter AWOL I can officially declare this week’s run as run of the year with no one to argue with me. In true Fox Friday style, the run was an envelope-style treasure hunt affair in which Hashers had to work out a series of riddles to advance to the next point. I’d like to pretend that this was planned as an annual event, but the Canberra – Hobart flights were late the night before meaning that I didn’t get any time to set a run. I had two options: the first was to pray for a torrential downpour that washed out the trail that I hadn’t set. However, by 1pm when it looked like monsoon season wasn’t coming to Hobart, I had to go with option two, which was to use my AI skills to get Microsoft co-pilot to come up with something semi-intelligent to describe some random places I picked on Map My Run.

Snacky, C#n’t Stop, Hooray, Poley and Red Dress set off on the runner’s trail, which took them through to the original halls of learning at the Domain, past the Aberdeen St playground to the athletics track, back past the aquatic centre, and onto the Cenotaph. From here they joined the walkers on to Macq01, past the Parliament House gardens and St David’s Park before making their way back to the on home. Slippery Nipple made her debut in the NDIS group after breaking her toe whipping off some Kung Fu moves in Hooray’s direction after he threatened to tell her a joke. The walkers managed to keep together all arriving back at the on home at 7.29pm for the 7.30 burger drop where Snacky sat next to Fringe Benefits’ missing broom for half an hour to the amusement of the group.

With only the top lip on hand, a boutique but lively lip session was held. In what should have been a celebratory occasion, poor Uber copped a creaming from C#n’t Stop’s can of shaving cream that was either a bit on the flat side or had been left out in the sun too long – thank God we had all finished eating!

DOWN DOWNS

Lips: Nancy Boy

• Xena– The Hare
• C#ntry Members – Pee Wee.
• Snacky – took off from Fringe Benefits’ place with her broom, which mysteriously turned up as lost property. Snacky sat next to it through a beer and burger with no idea it was FB’s.
• Xena – a complaint was lodged by Crusher for too much sticky tape on his envelope meaning that he couldn’t make an easy entry to follow his instructions.
• C#n’t Stop – was seen going through the bins after complaining that Prickit is not feeding him enough.
• Growler – for making it into the bowls final. A win this week will be straight to the grand final and hopefully a trophy that will go straight to the pool room.
• Griz – for forgetting the Hashers who can’t make it to Nash Hash and have to wear their old worn out, too small t-shirts. Nancy has put in a request for some stay-at-home shirts.
• Pee Wee – scrounged around for hours looking for coins to put in the parking meter. Finally found them at 6.01pm when the meter ran out at 6.
• Red Dress – busted by Nancy Boy putting his shorts on over his shorts, which tickled Nancy’s fancy.
• Prickit, Growler, Can’t Stop, Hands On, Top Dek, Pee Wee, Griz and LA – the f*ck off song.
• Uber – 450 runs. Special mention to C#n’t Stop for forgetting to whip the shaving cream.
• Hooray – sh*t joke.
• Hooray – sh*tter joke.

Skols from the floor:

Cumonion>Nancy Boy: disappeared two minutes into the walk to go and donate blood but got knocked back by the blood bank.

Nancy Boy>Can’t Stop: Fat shaming C#n’t Stop.

Griz>Slippery: For not kicking Hooray hard enough as she only broke one toe.

NEXT RUN

Run 1463: 27 March 2025
HARE APPARENT: Chris Miss
STARTING FROM: Geilston Bay Rec Area, DeBomfords Lane Geilston Bay
RUN REPORTER: Slippery Nipple
$7.50 run fee including p*ss stop. Bring your own food and drinks.

If you would like a p*ss stop at your run, please let the Hash Hops (Clearfell or Chris Miss) know the week before!

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
• 26 May 2025 | Combined Clubs Charity Run (see flyer)
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1462

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

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