Chardonnay’s Dancing Bunny Run – R*n 1466
17 April 2025 from Alroy Court, Rosetta
Hare: Pole Dancer
Run Reporter: Spoof

WARNING:- If you are of a religious belief, do not read the report but please see Hosea chapter 2 verse 6, and then scroll down to the nice photos of possibly yourself looking stupid in rabbit ears. (Not you Morticia, you looked really nice in yours.)

Jesus fucking Christ, rabbits, chocolate eggs and wooden crosses, it must be the Chardy Easter run from Poley’s shag pad.* With Crusha and his collection of cans ready to donate to his favourite charity ‘The Missionary Sisters of Christ the King’ filling any spare corner, we gathered round a fire made from twigs.

And so it came to pass that Pontius Poley took the lectern and decreed three runs, the first for the true believers (the faithful) the second for the atheists and a third for those who had not overcome their syndromes* of the previous year! He also proclaimed the trials of the true believers did not go anywhere near the hill of Calvary like last year.* Dyke The Baptist declared all sins from the previous week could be annulled for a small subvention to his personal charity.

So to the trials of the congregation began, alighting into the deepest darkest ghettos of Rosetta. Up Crosby Road and left into Gould Crescent, left again into Radcliff Crescent, right up Addison Street to a cunningly hidden pathway, he made me come just by sucking my nipples-not the biggest orgasm I’d had but nice nevertheless. Then his kisses slid lower, down over my belly, his tongue playing inside my navel for a couple of minutes before I felt his face rasping over the upper boundaries of my pubic hair. My thighs opened readily. I trembled a little waiting for his tongue to enter Parramour Street, then an FT had to be retraced to another laneway onto Driscoll Street across the reserve to another FT.

I don’t know where the faithful went but the atheists went into the tunnel under the Highway and followed Main Road past the Granada Tav and onto the bike track to parallel Chardonnay Drive back to Berridale Road and a short trot to a non-existent piss stop at the Alroy Court kiddies park.

Fringe Benefits couldn’t resist the pull of reliving past ecstasies swinging and sliding on contraptions that made her smile! A group of us gathered here, some with syndromes* and some just in prayer waiting for the holy Eucharist and wine with bubbles to appear but there was no miracle, no loaves, no fishes and no fucking grog! Sonar and Uber were beside themselves and each other in complaining. It turns out there was no horse to pull the holy chariot to the piss stop so back to the citadel of the JM for grog, bubbles, pizzas, a warm fire and ridiculous head wear. (Not you Morticia).

The throng gathered for the eloquent and loquacious lip session delivered with aplomb by the handsome Nancy Boy and even handsomer Spoof who should have won the best costume dressed as a bar of chocolate. However this award was shared by Fringe Benefits who looked and acted like a furry rabbit and Morticia who looked and acted like a proper live Bunny.

Many thanks to Poley for his run and hospitality.

The crucifixion report conceived and delivered by Cesarean by Spoof.
Excerpts from Christina’s Paradise, Blakely St James, Arrow Books 1984.
* see last years Easter trash report by see last years Easter trash report by ITR..

NEXT RUN

Run 1467: 24 April 2025

HARE APPARENT: Jacques le Poo
STARTING FROM: Overland Brewery, 284 Argyle Street, North Hobart
RUN REPORTER: Prickit
$5 run fee. Buy your own food and drinks at the venue.

A note from the Hash Hops: Now that daylight savings is over, p*ss stops will be for special themed runs or to coincide with other events such as birthdays. If you would like a p*ss stop outside of this, please contact the JMs

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 26 May 2025 | Combined Clubs Charity Run (see flyer)
• 7-8 June | Chardonnay Hobart H3 Highland Fling @ Tullah
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

After much to-ing and fro-ing – then a bit more to-ing – Joint Masters Dyke and Pole Dancer can announce that the 2025 Highland Fling will be held on 7-8 June at…
TULLAH LAKESIDE LODGE!

The cost of the Fling will be $90, plus accommodation. The Fling fee covers Saturday lunch and post-trail drinks, two-course dinner on Saturday night, buffet breakfast Sunday morning, and your commemorative badge. You can pay your Fling fee to the Chardonnay Hash Cash on any Thursday, or contact us for details for a bank transfer.

Accommodation costs are $150 per room per night at the Lodge (general room rate is over $300), or you can bring a camper and pay $25 per night for a powered site. All rooms have an ensuite, and have two, three or four beds. We don’t have the room configurations just yet, so the JMs will hold off on room bookings and allocations until we know.

So, time to bring those sporrans in from the top paddock and check to see if that kilt still fits.

Och! On!

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1466

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

A note from the Hon Sec: Griz will be taking over the Trash for the next four weeks while the Hon Sec is off galivanting. Please send your run report directly to Griz at chardonnayh3@gmail.com

If you are away the week you have been nominated to do a run report, could you please let Xena know so that a replacement can be organised.