The CHARDONNAY BUGLE
Volume 27 Issue 14

Chardonnay’s Uno Jack Run – R*n 1467
24 April 2025 from Overland Brewery, North Hobart
Hare: Jack Sh!t
Run Reporter: Prickit


Another balmy Autumn evening and a smaller-than-usual group of Chardonnay Hashers gathered on Anzac Day-eve for Jack Shit’s run from the Overland Brewery in North Hobart. The Overland is a craft brewery and distillery where beer meets whiskey, packing heaps of flavour into sessionable ales and lagers, or so the website says. Try telling that to Pee Wee – he thought the beer was crap.
Anyway, 6.31 and Jack Shit gathered the troops and sent us on our way to battle the streets of North Hobart and surrounds. A small group of elite runners – Chris Miss, Snack Bar, Can’t Stop, Hooray and Prickit led the walkers and found the first lot of FTs and checks. We then headed up to the Domain with Dyke keeping up with the runners. Either he walks really fast or we run really slow.



Now it is my understanding that Jack Shit doesn’t like trail running so I’m not sure what he was thinking taking us into the wilds of the Domain in the dark. He did at least keep us on well-formed tracks and away from the homeless and homos.
We passed the yard where the horses were staying the night before their duties in the Anzac Day parade the next day. It was then down towards the Bridge of Remembrance and the Cenotaph keeping with the Anzac theme.
Walkers and runners split and the runners did a loop around the waterfront before heading back to North Hobart via Campbell Street. Can’t Stop took a detour via McDonald’s for an urgent toilet stop. The last bit of trail ended through Soundy Park, where we found Nancy Boy recruiting a homeless person to Hash. Back at the on on, burgers were served followed by a solo lip session from Nancy.
Another pleasant hash evening.
On on
Prickit



DOWN DOWNS
Lip: Nancy Boy



- Jack Sh!t: the Hare.
- Pee Wee, Luv Shack, Smallgoods, Pussy Galore and Buddha: Cuntry Members.
- Jack Shit: turned up just for the lip session (apparently).
- Pee Wee: tried to pay with his Medicare card.
- Nancy Boy: hanging around outside public toilets with some random guy.
- Smallgoods, Dyke, Herr Flick, Pussy Galore and Luv Shack: having trouble using the kiddies park gates.
- Crusha: not doing so well. Spent time looking for his hamburger. Once he found it, he couldn’t eat it. Stress??
- Wee Bev: 550 runs. Congratulations!
- Dyke: man in charge. Needs to step up.
- Dyke: Lost property, TwinkleToes’ Easter Run apparel.




Skols from the floor:
- Jack Shit to Pee Wee: Anzac day gratitude of service.
- Jack Shit to Pee Wee: run from brewery synopsis – shit beer, good food, but too expensive but the run/walk was sensational!
- Pee Wee to Herr Flick: as an army signalman Pee Wee had to learn semaphore and Morse code. Obviously Herr Flick learned similar as going up Burnett St he used Morse code on his torch to spell “get f#cked”.
- Smallgoods to Can’t Stop: in the absence of dogs and their shitting, Can’t Stop had to divert to Macca’s for a poo-poo in the girls’ toilet.
- Chris Miss to Lone Arranger: as LA was the one who insisted on having a toilet in the new camper van, she has to empty it. On emptying it she got splash back!



Announcements:
- Dyke: you can now pay Hash Cash for the Highland Fling and the accommodation. Payment is due by May 22nd.
- Next Week’s run: Red Dress from Kingston Beach RSL.
NEXT RUN
Run 1468: 1 May 2025
HARE APPARENT: Red Dress
STARTING FROM: Kingston Beach RSL
RUN REPORTER: Chris Miss
$5 run fee. Buy your own food and drinks at the venue.
A note from the Hash Hops: Now that daylight savings is over, p*ss stops will be for special themed runs or to coincide with other events such as birthdays. If you would like a p*ss stop outside of this, please contact the JMs
RECEDING HARELINE
Roll up! Roll up!
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year. If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!
| RUN | DATE | HARES | VENUE | REPORTER |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1469 | 8 May | Spoof & Clearfell | Smokey7 Cafe, Kingston | Grizzly |
| 1470 | 15 May | Vodka Cruiser | Goulds Lagoon, Granton | Growler |
| 1471 | 22 May | In The Raw | TBA | Snack Bar |
UP CUMMING EVENTS
- 26 May 2025 | Combined Clubs Charity Run (see flyer)
- 7-8 June | Chardonnay Hobart H3 Highland Fling @ Tullah
- 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

After much to-ing and fro-ing – then a bit more to-ing – Joint Masters Dyke and Pole Dancer can announce that the 2025 Highland Fling will be held on 7-8 June at…
TULLAH LAKESIDE LODGE!
The cost of the Fling will be $90, plus accommodation. The Fling fee covers Saturday lunch and post-trail drinks, two-course dinner on Saturday night, buffet breakfast Sunday morning, and your commemorative badge. You can pay your Fling fee to the Chardonnay Hash Cash on any Thursday, or contact us for details for a bank transfer.
Accommodation costs are $150 per room per night at the Lodge (general room rate is over $300), or you can bring a camper and pay $25 per night for a powered site. All rooms have an ensuite, and have two, three or four beds.
So, time to bring those sporrans in from the top paddock and check to see if that kilt still fits.
Och! On!

MISMANAGEMENT 2025
Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.
A note from the Hon Sec: Griz will be taking over the Trash for the next four weeks while the Hon Sec is off gallivanting. Please send your run report directly to Griz at chardonnayh3@gmail.com
If you are away the week you have been nominated to do a run report, could you please let Xena know so that a replacement can be organised.
| GRAND MASTER | Herr Flick |
| JOINT MASTERS | Dyke & Pole Dancer |
| ON SEC | Xena: melaniebryant2901@gmail.com |
| HASH CASH | Can’t Stop & Sonar |
| HASH HOPS | Clearfell & Chris Miss |
| TRAILMASTER | Morticia |
| HASH LIPS | Nancy Boy & Spoof |
| HASH FLASH | Gingernuts |
| HASH HORN | Snack Bar |


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