Chardonnay’s Ye Olde World Horse and Cart trail – R*n 1471
22 May 2025 from The Waggon, North Hobart
Hare: In The Raw
Run Reporter: Snack Bar

A good number of Hashers arrived in good time for a run from The Waggon on Thursday 16th May 2025.

The run was 6.5 km approximately and set off through the streets of North Hobart meandering it’s way towards the Brooker Highway.

The running pack included Jack Shit, Maximus, Cant Stop, Red Dress and Snacky; a number of runners elected to walk the run or simply walk. I care not for these ‘would be athletes’… some had a cough, others a low pain threshold!

The Bowel Movement

By all accounts the run and walk were well set. Unfortunately I had to exit the run trail at the 2.5 km mark as I felt a rumble in my tummy. I clenched my cheeks and waddled ever so slowly back to the Waggon. I was in an extreme state of anxiety as I burst through the doors of The Waggon. I located the unisex toilets in very short time.

Leggings, shorts and undergarments were removed post haste as I collapsed in the cubicle. A loud noise erupted and a bad case of spray painters ass exploded in the confines of the throne. An extreme sense of well being washed over me in a short period of time….I was once again at peace with world. Disaster averted!

I thought seriously about rejoining the run, however, the warmth of The Waggon and the fact that I purchased a beer prevented me from doing so.

Kudos to the hare for what was a good trail and for organising a piss stop.

Yours in Peace, Love & Harmony
Snack Bar

DOWN DOWNS

Lip: Spoof

• In The Raw: the Hare who led us off in song to celebrate International Chardonnay Day.
• Dyke: For being a day early celebrating International Chardonnay Day.
• Country Members: Scary Eyeball, Jack Sh*t, Smallgoods, Luv Shack, In The Raw, Bad News, Red Dress.
• Sonar: Happy birthday far queue.
• Scary Eyeball: Took a leaf out of Snack Bar’s parking book and ran over the curb 800 times while trying to park her new car.
• C#n’t Stop and Prickit: Bought a new RV, now just need to take it out and christen it.
• In The Raw: For leading a Chardonnay rebellion by holding an unauthorised p*ss stop in a no parking zone with his glühwein.

• Slippery Nipple: Where’s Hooray? Slippery scared Hooray by yelling Trump for Pope and now Hooray is unwell. Slippery might be the Chardonnay equivalent to Nurse Ratched.
• In The Raw: got “disciplined” with a spanking for holding an unauthorised p*ss stop by Scary Eyeball.
• Dyke: Tried to open the switch board door three times instead of the front door to the pub.
• Lisa: No longer a virgin Hasher after being named The Woolies Stalker after allegedly following Spoof around Woolies for an awkward hour or so.
• Slippery Nipple: Waited in her car until 6pm in case she got a parking ticket even though the local council workers knock off at 5.30.
• Sonar: As an avid cyclist, followed the rules of cycling by abusing a person trying to cross the road with a walker by yelling “get out of the way you f*cking bastard” … or similar.

Skols from the floor:

In The Raw>Scary Eyeball: Scary took too much pleasure in giving In The Raw a spanking at the unauthorised p*ss stop.

NEXT RUN

Run 1472: 29 May 2025

HARE APPARENT: Hooray
STARTING FROM: Midway Point Tavern
RUN REPORTER: Cumonion
$5 run fee, buy your own food and drinks at the venue.

A note from the Hash Hops: Now that daylight savings is over, p*ss stops will be for special themed runs or to coincide with other events such as birthdays. If you would like a p*ss stop outside of this, please contact the JMs

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 7-8 June | Chardonnay Hobart H3 Highland Fling @ Tullah
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1471

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

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