Highland Fling 2025 – from the Joint Masters

A Word from the Joint Masters

Several, in fact

Fellow Hashers, as the Fling nears, here is some information on how the weekend will go.

Venue

This year’s Fling is at the Tullah Lakeside Lodge, located on the banks of Lake Rosebery in the village of Tullah. For those who have not been to Tullah, the Lodge is well signposted. Tullah is quite small and the Lodge is easy to find.

Tullah is an old mining town and adjacent Hydro village. The trails go through both parts and pass by relics from the mining era. This includes a small tourist railway, The Wee Georgie Wood.

The lodge is a former Hydro chalet. It is cozy and comfortable. The rooms are basic but comfortable and warm with their own shower and toilets. There is a function room attached to the Lodge which will be used by the club for the Saturday night dinner.

Registration

Commences from 2:30 pm Friday 6th June.
Location: reception area of Lodge.

You will be given an information pack which contains the program, badges and room keys. Please note if you turn up early, the Lodge does not take book-ins until at least 2:00 pm.

Registrations continue on Saturday from 8:00 am until 11:00 am.

Bar

The bar will close at 11:30 pm on both nights. If you want to kick on, bring your own extras.

Meals

Dinner on Friday will need to be ordered by 7:00 pm as the kitchen closes at 7:30 pm. Dinner Friday is at your cost.

Dinner on Saturday is a buffet meal that starts at 7.00 pm and is included in your Fling fee. There will be limited vegetarian option. See the JMs for details and ordering.

Breakfast begins at 8:00 am. and finishes at 10:00 am. Sunday’s breakfast is included in your Fling fee; Saturday breakfast is at your cost.

What’s covered

Your Fling fee pays for lunch and dinner Saturday, breakfast on Sunday and post-trail drinks for the three trails.

You pay for…

Accommodation (paid to CH3, who will pay the bill in bulk), dinner and drinks on Friday night, breakfast on Saturday morning and drinks at dinner on Saturday.

Trails

NDIS 5 km, walk 8 km and run 11 km (all approximate). All trails are on formed paths, gravel or sealed road and four wheel drive tracks. The trails are pretty flat. There is a fair bit of shiggy and water in some parts. Parts of the trail are a sheer delight to travel.

Weather

It will rain! The forecast for Saturday is cloudy with a 50% chance of rain. Expect wet feet. Wear waterproof footwear if you have it. Bring spare warm clothing for the circle on Saturday; this will be stored in Dyke’s car. There is a shelter shed at the circle site and there will be firepots.

Games

Weather permitting, Games to be announced after BBQ lunch.

OOOONY! ONNN!
The JMs, Dyke and Pole Dancer


Program

Friday 6 June

  • 2:30 pm: Registration, room allocation etc. foyer of Tullah Lakeside Lodge.
  • 7:00 pm to 8:30 pm: Dinner and drinks (at your own expense)
  • 8:30 pm until bar closes: drinks (at your own expense)

Saturday 7 June

  • 8:00 am – 10:00 am: Breakfast (at your own expense)
  • 9:00 am – 11:00 am: Registration and room allocation.
  • 11:30 am: Assemble lake-side of the lodge for photos and trail briefing.
  • Noon – 1:30 pm: HIGHLAND FLING TRAIL.
  • 1:30 pm – 5:30 pm: Circle, BBQ lunch, grog and games (3 events)
  • 6:30 pm: Pre-dinner drinks in function room (purchase own drinks at the bar)
  • 7:00 pm: Dinner (drinks at own expense from the bar)
  • 7:30 pm: (or thereabouts): Best Dressed Male & Female and a Game
  • 8:30 pm: Scottish Joke Competition
  • 8:45 pm: Drunken revelry, drunken dancing and drunken whatever you want to do!!
  • 10:00 pm – 10:30 pm: Clothing optional run and circle
  • 10:30 pm: Till whenever drunken revelry!!

Sunday 8 June

  • 8:00 am – 10:00 am: Buffet breakfast
  • 10:30 am: Recovery run.
  • 11:00 am: Circle, grog and awarding the Hell ‘n’ Back Trophy
  • Noon PISS OFF HOME!!

Yes – the Fling event that absolutely no one asked for.
Hashers are invited to battle for Hooray’s cherished ‘Joker of the Year’ golden hat in a Scottish joke telling competition, as judged by Chardonnay’s greatest joke teller.
(Or Hooray, if Arsenist can’t be there.)
You have time to hit HashGTP in search for the lamest joke that can reference a kilt with a few ‘cannae’-s thrown in for good measure.
Bet you regret bagging out the quiz, now!

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