Chardonnay’s Lager than Life – R*n 1473
5 June 2025 from Brewlab Craft Beer Cafe
Hare: Maximus
Run Reporter: Xena

Run of the week declared Maximus after a small but elite crowd gathered in the harsh Tasmanian winter at Brewlab. After spending hours marking trail the day before with exactly 8.5km for the runners and 4.5km-ish for the walkers, Maximus was devastated when the runners came back in about half an hour early. Apparently missing the walkers/runners split, Maximus wasn’t convinced as he claims that the split was marked in fluorescent pink chalk on black asphalt and that Poley should have gone to Spec Savers.

The runners’ trail should have made its way through Lutana, across the Brooker and into Moonah, down Derwent Park Road, before rejoining the walkers around Gormanston Road. Perhaps the runners could tell that the trail went somewhere in the vicinity of Springfield Ave (famously known for being Uber’s “only one hill on trail”) and decided to ditch early. Either that or get back to Brewlab early to make the most of the $6 sparkling wine special. Led by Griz, Dyke and In The Raw, the walkers trail did all of the above, with LA and Xena philosophising about the wonders of modern cosmetology on the NDIS trail.

The D*ckhead of the Week award should have surely gone to Scary Eyeball. Not only did Scary think Maximus was the GM (he is Herr Flick’s twin brother after all), she was overheard asking to be creamed, not once, but twice. With most Hashers travelling to the Fling the next morning, Nancy Boy and Spoof declared it a school night and ran a short but lively lip session, with the usual talking of sh*t and frivolity.

On On
Xena

DOWN DOWNS

Lips: Spoof and Nancy Boy

• The Hare: Maximus
• C#ntry members: Tits Up, Nancy Boy, Platypussy.
• Griz: Lost trail and decided to back track, which wasn’t a great idea as it took him twice as long.
• Prickit: Working for C#n’t Stop as the second Hash Cash due to C#n’t Stop implementing a new authoritarian regime in the household.
• Prickit and C#n’t Stop: Has the new van been christened yet and was Prickit there when is happened?
• C#n’t Stop: Held up the school bus that Nancy Boy was driving and traumatised the kiddies.

• Scary Eyeball: Took $25 off Jerk Off for “services” when Jerky would have done it for nothing.
• Tits Up: No idea what the skol was for … not sure that the lips knew either.
• Crusher: Was concerned that Poley might get upset with him have a strange woman in the house so told Poley that Tits Up was his sister.
• Maximus: Happy birthday far queue.
• Jack Sh*t: Had his $3000/$7500 bike serviced. As per any bike/car service, nothing was readjusted back to its original settings causing Jack to knacker his Jatz Crackers while adjusting the seat.
• Scary Eyeball: Millstone – 350 runs.

Skols from the floor:

• Maximus>Poley: For missing the fluorescent pink walkers/runners split and leading the runners pack astray. Should have gone to Spec Savers.
• Grizzly>Scary Eyeball: Confusing Maximus with Herr Flick as the GM by confronting Maxi for her 350 badge and creaming. Should probably make it a date at Spec Savers with Poley.

NEXT RUN

Run 1473: 12 June 2025
The POO Run! (Wear your Pyjamas, Onesie or Oodie on trail!)

HARE APPARENT: Chris Miss
STARTING FROM: Fox Friday
RUN REPORTER: In The Raw
$5 run fee, buy your own food and drinks at the venue.

A note from the Hash Hops: Now that daylight savings is over, p*ss stops will be for special themed runs or to coincide with other events such as birthdays. If you would like a p*ss stop outside of this, please contact the JMs

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1473

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

Run reports: Please send directly to Xena by Sunday lunchtime at melaniebryant2901@gmail.com

If you are away the week you have been nominated to do a run report, could you please let Xena know so that a replacement can be organised.