Chardonnay’s Royal Balls – R*n 1478
19 June 2025 from Buckingham Bowls Club
Hare: Cumonion
Run Reporter: Grassroots

There were quite a few of us attending Chardonnay last Thursday evening at the Buckingham bowls club, to celebrate Cumonion’s 21st (a few times over!) birthday. Arsecutter copped a spray of Can’t Stop’s foam to commemorate his 500th run. As per usual, Can’t Stop had the foam everywhere, including poor Arsecutter’s crack! Down the Main Rd we set off winding our way through the back streets of New Town and Moonah. There was a bit of roadwork about so a few of the Harriettes stopped to see if there were any talented tradesmen about but alas nothing but Hooray and Maximus running on in the distance.

DOWN DOWNS

Lip: Nancy Boy

• The Hare: Cumonion
• C#ntry members: Sugar Babe, Dogshit, Cereal Box, Johnny F*ckcarcass, Rotten, TopDek, Sonar.
• Hands On: Offered a “hand warmer” to ITR, which was a steaming pile of fresh dog poo and in the poo bag.
• Rotten and Johnny F*ckacarcass: Tried to find a dark alley to get a bit on the run.
• Sugar Babe: Only came to Hash to see if her picture was still on the wall.
• Sugar Babe and Dogshit: Drove to Hash in separate cars; could have saved some power by travelling in one Tesla rather than two.
• Crusha: With his new career minding peoples’ houses, he hacked Growler’s TV to find the porn channel to find that it was the “wrong” type of porn.
• Slippery Nipple: Will Trump invade Iran or not? Slippery says no he won’t … !!!
• Hooray: Some prediction about Trump penetrating something.
• Scary Eyeball: Has been practicing her moves … more precisely her standing on one hand while drinking a glass of water.

• Murray The Rat: Lost property … found Fringe Benefits‘ fluffy gloves.
• Cumonion: Happy 70th birthday far queue.
• Millstone: Arsecutter 500 runs. (Opted to donate $50 to the Breast Cancer Network in lieu of the millstone goblet.)

Skols from the floor:

• Murray The Rat > Arsecutter: couldn’t remember if it was his 500 or 550 run.
• C*n’t Stop > Cereal Box: Just to see how long it would take Cereal Box to get up for the skol. What an arsehole.
• Prickit > Crusha: How much trail did Crusha actually do? There was an empty can on the footpath that Crusha missed.

NEXT RUN

Run 1478: 26 June 2025
HARE APPARENT: Arsecutter
STARTING FROM: Hobart Workers Club
RUN REPORTER: Brazilian
$20 run fee, buy your own drinks at the venue.

A note from the Hash Hops: Now that daylight savings is over, p*ss stops will be for special themed runs or to coincide with other events such as birthdays. If you would like a p*ss stop outside of this, please contact the JMs

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

2 July 2025 | Launceston Hump-Day Hash (LH5) 1st birthday @ Gunners Arms Tavern, Launceston (orange/camel theme)
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1478

Wee Bev having her own Full Moon Hash…

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

Run reports: Please send directly to Xena by Sunday lunchtime at melaniebryant2901@gmail.com

If you are away the week you have been nominated to do a run report, could you please let Xena know so that a replacement can be organised.