The CHARDONNAY BUGLE
Volume 27 Issue 29
Chardonnay’s Divvy Van – R*n 1484
31 July 2025 from the Paddy Wagon Irish Pub
Hare: Sonar
Run Reporter: Crusha
It was a night of returnee and country members such as Growler Herr Flick, Wee Bev, Zero, Tap, Hands On and many others.
The hare, Sonar, then proceeded to give us instructions. A walk of about 3 to 4 KMs with virgin territory. Next a run with 13 kms mentioned. With the pack of about 40 confused, we took to the street to find No Trail.
After several minutes of searching, Dyke called it behind Northgate shopping centre The pack followed him up King George V Ave to the first split’ at s Ave. Sowww were in the runners Maximus, Hooray, and no Poley (he must have had inside information.) Snacky, Prickit, and Herr Flick gone. But Dyke went looking for the walkers trail.
The walkers milled around like lost sheep.
Finally, 200 m. up the road, Dyke called it.
We came together at the intersection of Main road and Chapel St. Here the walkers and the runners were battling to beat the traffic to get to the other side of the street.
On On, Crusha
DOWN DOWNS
Lip: Nancy Boy
- Sonar: The Hare
- C#ntry Members: Herr Flick, Wee Bev, Growler, Zero, Hands On, TAP, Morticia, Scary Eyeball.
- Growler: Crusha was grooming her pussy while she was away but Growler wasn’t happy because it was a bit knotty.
- Gingernuts: Pretending to have a broken arm for the last month to get out of doing her Hash Flash job for the last six months.
- Herr Flick and Wee Bev: Flick crashed his caravan but fixed it with gaffer tape (noting the interior design features of grey to match the outside colour and white to match the inside). Luckily for him, the hole in the roof was on Wee Bev’s side meaning she got to sleep in the wet spot.
- Cumonion: Apparently got stuck on a knob but jumped up and down a few times to be sure.
- Zero: Platypussy regrets missing Hash because Zero was there … sounds like bullsh*t.
- Scary Eyeball: Was worried about Nancy Boy riding a motorbike. As Nancy pointed out, she was more likely to die visiting the USA than Nancy is riding his bike.
- Pee Wee: Wedding anniversary, which is why he was at Hash without Satin. He’d planned a romantic night in the van with his hand instead.
- Prickit: Home alone because C#n’t Stop has buggered off to Malaysia.
- Crusha: Couldn’t find his running shorts so wore his ballet pants instead.
- Grizzly: For picking out a new minty grey Chardonnay shirts.
Skols from the floor:
- ITR>Nancy Boy: For looking like Jabba the Hut.
- ITR>Wee Bev: On their lap of Australia where they have been sharing the driving, Herr Flick has driven 23,000km while Wee Bev has driven 2km.
NEXT RUN
Run 1485: 7 August 2025
HARE APPARENT: Gingernuts
STARTING FROM: Spotty Dog Brewery and Taphouse
RUN REPORTER: Nancy Boy
$5 run fee, buy your own food and drinks at the venue.
A note from the Hash Hops: Now that daylight savings is over, p*ss stops will be for special themed runs or to coincide with other events such as birthdays. If you would like a p*ss stop outside of this, please contact the JMs
A note from the JMs: A polite reminder to Hashers to please not BYO drinks (including from the p*ss stop) into a licensed venue. This can result in fines for both us and the venue and may jeopardize our ability to return for future events.
RECEDING HARELINE
Roll up! Roll up!
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year. If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!
| RUN | DATE | HARES | VENUE | REPORTER |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1486 | 14 August | Tic Toc and Bart | The Beltana Hotel | Dyke |
| 1487 | 21 August | Herr Flick and Wee Bev | TBA | TopDek |
| 1488 | 28 August | Yes Please | TBA | Sonar |
UP CUMMING EVENTS
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia
MISMANAGEMENT 2025
Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.
Run reports: Please send directly to Xena by Sunday lunchtime at melaniebryant2901@gmail.com
If you are away the week you have been nominated to do a run report, could you please let Xena know so that a replacement can be organised.
| GRAND MASTER | Herr Flick |
| JOINT MASTERS | Dyke & Pole Dancer |
| ON SEC | Xena: melaniebryant2901@gmail.com |
| HASH CASH | Can’t Stop & Sonar |
| HASH HOPS | Clearfell & Chris Miss |
| TRAILMASTER | Morticia |
| HASH LIPS | Nancy Boy & Spoof |
| HASH FLASH | Gingernuts |
| HASH HORN | Snack Bar |
The Chardonnay Bugle 
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