The CHARDONNAY BUGLE
Volume 27 Issue 30
Chardonnay’s 101 Dalhashers – R*n 1485
7 August 2025 from the Spotty Dog Brewery and Taphouse
Hare: Gingernuts
Run Reporter: Nancy Boy
A long time ago last Thursday night in a pub far far away down Prince of Wales Bay at the Spotty Dog a group of interstellar Hashers gathered to support the force. The event being materialised by GINGER 3 P O With the help of Darth POLIE. Once the start date of 6.31 passed Hashers blasted off into the dark side may the force be with them … with MAXIlorian in the lead up Benders Drive and down. Derwent Park Road.
HAND SONo giving chase into Bowen Road and the lead of MAXIlorian had been reduced by ADMIRAL SNACKBAR and WEE fett. Meanwhile the walkers were being led by Luke skyCRUSHA. who also was on a mission to save princess GROWleia from the smelly star. Then at Cashion Court, peeweeKENOBI finds an FT but to not fall into a trap peeweeKENOBI thinks he will try an old Jedi mind trick … this is not the FT you are looking for … ON ON … it works … With NANCY the hutt so far behind it would take a miracle or some science. Get the runners and walkers close to the black-hole in Lime Street constellation close enough to the event horizon it will slow them down in time…this works great all slow down and NANCY the hutt looks fast.
The runners split off from the walkers over the superhighway. ChewyRAW nearly gets run over so decides to stay with PRICKme amidala. XENA (a good Star Wars name in itself) and lando CLEARFEL all loop around clockwise and back down Derwent Park dwarf planet past the smelly star with battle star CRUSHA in hot pursuit to the Spotty Dog, jar jar SPOOF finding NANCY the hutt already there trying out some of the good force run more sciencey not harder.
On On, Nancy Boy
DOWN DOWNS
Lip: Nancy Boy and Spoof
- Gingernuts (with help from Poley): The Hare
- C#ntry Members: Vodka Cruiser, Frenchie, Spoof.
- Pee Wee: Ran past the quarry where he almost got his first blowjob … what was his name?
- Spoof: Welcomed himself back to Hash.
- Crusha: Out on a wander and thought he found trail with an opposing Hash group somewhere around Chigwell. Followed it into a venue and found himself in an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.
- Vodka Cruiser: 60 litres of paint have gone missing since she did her last Hash run. Did she accidentally mistake them for Cruisers?
- Pee Wee: For parking in the no standing zone and almost taking out the red Mazda in the process.
- Prickit: For declaring it a run fee free night. Hash Casher of the Year!
- Crusha: He is staying at Murray the Rat’s place at the moment. Muz has 12 TV’s in the house but Crusha can only work one and it only plays the late night SBS movie channel.
- Growler: Crusha couldn’t find the toaster at Growler’s house. Clearly, he was having a man look because it was in the obvious place in a cupboard in the garage.
- Snack Bar: Did a 12-point park between two trucks. Finally gets into the park and the truck in front drives off.
- Pee Wee: Skol for hiding on an FT.
- Herr Flick: Went out for a pint at the Bellerive Yacht Club. It took him five minutes to walk there but 45 to get home and he had a bruised arse.
- Hands On: Thought a size 200 pair of pants would fit In the Raw, then tried to palm them off to Nancy Boy.
Skols from the floor:
- Gingernuts>Grassroots and Top Dek: For talking through the lip session.
- Pee Wee>Xena and Gingernuts: For talking on trail.
- Herr Flick>Pee Wee: Will be getting some tonight as Crusha is staying in his van.
NEXT RUN
Run 1485: 14 August 2025
HARE APPARENT: Tic Toc and Bart
STARTING FROM: The Beltana Hotel
RUN REPORTER: Dyke
$5 run fee, buy your own food and drinks at the venue.
A note from the Hash Hops: Now that daylight savings is over, p*ss stops will be for special themed runs or to coincide with other events such as birthdays. If you would like a p*ss stop outside of this, please contact the JMs
A note from the JMs: A polite reminder to Hashers to please not BYO drinks (including from the p*ss stop) into a licensed venue. This can result in fines for both us and the venue and may jeopardize our ability to return for future events.
RECEDING HARELINE
Roll up! Roll up!
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year. If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!
| RUN | DATE | HARES | VENUE | REPORTER |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1487 | 21 Aug | Herr Flick and Wee Bev | The Globe Hotel | TopDek |
| 1488 | 28 Aug | Lone Arranger | 4 Wigram Court, Old Beach | Sonar |
| 1489 | 4 Sept | Uber and Snack Bar | TBA | Red Dress |
UP CUMMING EVENTS
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia
MISMANAGEMENT 2025
Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.
Run reports: Please send directly to Xena by Sunday lunchtime at melaniebryant2901@gmail.com
If you are away the week you have been nominated to do a run report, could you please let Xena know so that a replacement can be organised.
| GRAND MASTER | Herr Flick |
| JOINT MASTERS | Dyke & Pole Dancer |
| ON SEC | Xena: melaniebryant2901@gmail.com |
| HASH CASH | Can’t Stop & Sonar |
| HASH HOPS | Clearfell & Chris Miss |
| TRAILMASTER | Morticia |
| HASH LIPS | Nancy Boy & Spoof |
| HASH FLASH | Gingernuts |
| HASH HORN | Snack Bar |
The Chardonnay Bugle 
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