Chardonnay’s Golden Globes Run
21 August 2025 from The Globe Hotel
Hare: Wee Bev and Herr Flick
Run Reporter: TopDek

The Hashers had quite the adventure after being sent on their way by WEE BEV on a 4.5 kilometer walk around Sandy Bay starting from the Globe Hotel, weaving across the highway, up some mighty steep pathways and on to Battery Point. Napoleon Street loomed large but a sharp turn to the right saved the day with trail looping around Sandy Bay probably dodging a few wrong turns to end up in the Parliament Reserve hitting the Big Slide.  This was a fun detour before heading back to enjoy Rajii’s  spread where a lively crew tucked into their pre-ordered boxed meals, there was a bit of confusion as there were meals for Two Pussy Galore’s, two Arse Cutter’s, and two Pickets? Jack Shit was sticking to his vegetarian meal by necessity and Bad News just vibing with his choice – loving the variety.  The Globe Hotel doesn’t use its kitchen anymore – pokies have taken over the main area and the big room with fabulous views is closed off all-together. 

Where did the runners go – dunno. Where did the NDIS go – on a reconnaissance mission to check out the location of St John’s Hospital ? Is there a message there?

Onon Topdek

DOWN DOWNS

Lip: Nancy Boy and Spoof

• The Hares: Wee Bev and Herr Flick
• Wee Bev and Herr Flick: for holding Hash for 27 people in a room that fits 26.
• Herr Flick: Created a new class of NDIS run by shortcutting the walkers as a live Hare.
• Maximus and Red Dress: For wearing short shorts. Bonus points for Red Dress for wearing a pair of shorts over his shorts when he could have just worn shorts to Hash.
• Bad News, Uber, In The Raw: Created an even newer class of NDIS walk by walking in the opposite direction and up to the Cascade Hotel.
• C#n’t Stop: For scaring the Battery Point locals running through the streets in his yellow tutu.
• C#n’t Stop: New shoes.
• Snack Bar: Was going to the North Melbourne game in Bellerive with Uber but forgot to buy tickets. Then invited Uber to his house for dinner but forgot to put curry in his curry.
• Jack Sh*t and Grizzly: This week’s walking wounded – Griz has shaggers back and Jack is just a bit f*cked.
• Herr Flick: Forgot to turn his phone onto silent at the Beaker Street quiz, which predictably went off in the middle of the most serious part. Apparently, the ring was a reminder to take his drugs (if I’m not wrong the ring tone was Don’t You Forget About Me).
• Poley: For not upholding the standards of Australia Post for refusing to bring people’s laundry in off the line while doing his rounds.
• Platypussy: Blamed for the blisters on the palm of Nancy Boy’s hand.
• Morticia: Had an exhausting day cutting someone’s grass so could only do a quarter of the walk (which was more than most of the walkers).
• Lone Arranger: Lost her torch to find that Luv Shack had stolen it.
• Top Dek: Should be representing Australia on the synchronised swimming team.
• Millstone: Gingernuts 50 runs; Chris Miss 700 runs.
• Can’t Remembers: Pussy Galore, Buddha, Bad News, Wee Willy Winky, Lone Arranger.

Skols from the floor:

• Herr Flick>Wee Bev: Purchased some Broome water while in Broome, which she was still drinking three months later in Tasmania.
• Herr Flick>Spoof: Spoof reckons it was cold on the walk down by the rivulet trail, which went nowhere near the walk but conveniently near the strip club.
• Arsecutter>C#n’t Stop: A car pulled up and yelled show us your tits to C#n’t Stop but quickly drove off when he did.
• ITR>Bad News: Voluntarily ordered a vegetarian curry.

NEXT RUN

Run 1488: 28 August 2025
HARE APPARENT: Lone Arranger
STARTING FROM: The Shoreline Hotel
RUN REPORTER: Gingernuts
$5 run fee, buy your own food and drinks at the venue.

A note from the Hash Hops: Now that daylight savings is over, p*ss stops will be for special themed runs or to coincide with other events such as birthdays. If you would like a p*ss stop outside of this, please contact the JMs

A note from the JMs: A polite reminder to Hashers to please not BYO drinks (including from the p*ss stop) into a licensed venue. This can result in fines for both us and the venue and may jeopardize our ability to return for future events. 

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1487

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

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