Chardonnay’s To Be Shore, To Be Shore Run
28 August 2025 from The Shoreline Hotel
Hare: Lone Arranger and Grizzly
Run Reporter: Gingernuts

The pack gathered at Howrah for an easy and flat 5km stroll/run. Trail was expertly (and questionably) set by Lone Arranger, with arrows and Chardonnay prints guiding us along the way.

Despite the simplicity of the course, some managed to get lost (or pretended to in order to sneak an extra rest). The group kept together nicely, and the flat terrain meant even the walkers could keep up without complaint.

Back at the end, we regrouped for the traditional lip session, with plenty of chatter, stories, and questionable jokes from the skolls. Dinner was enjoyed, beverages consumed, and no one was left behind — a successful evening all around.

Trail verdict: Scenic, social, and sufficiently easy to keep spirits high. Thanks to Lone Arranger for setting the run and to everyone for another great night out.

DOWN DOWNS

Lips: Nancy Boy and Spoof

• The Hares: Lone Arranger and Grizzly
• Lone Arranger: Apparently not a fan of hills.
• Red Dress & Dyke: Up to something dodgy …
• Clearfell: Something about self-medicating while driving after a shingles vaccine.
• Chris Miss: Irish award of the night Part 1 for walking on the wet floor next to a do not walk on the wet floor sign.
• Morticia: Irish award if the night Part 2 for exiting out the door next to a do not exit sign.
• Slippery Nipple: Her dog is confused because she likes to hump male dogs and now might be banned from the dog park.
• Flicky: Apparently had a bad foot job.
• Jack Shit: Has taken himself off the p*ss for health reasons … apart from red wine, which is made of grapes and grapes are a fruit.
• Dyke & In the Raw: Battling it out for the Most Hated Man in Hash award.
• In the Raw: Not the smartest tool in the shed but he is a tool.
• Dyke: Ordered a vegetarian pizza and he’s not even a vegemetarian.
• Uber: For being a Collingwood supporter.
• Pricket: Tried to break some kind of record – we will never know what though.
• Millstones: Dyke 550 runs; Crusha 950 runs.

Skols from the floor:

• Clearfell>Chris Miss for getting new meds for Jack Shit from George Taylor who is a legend.
• Grizzly>GrassRoots for singing the Chardonnay song early so she can go home.

NEXT RUN

Run 1489: 4 September 2025
HARE APPARENT: Uber and Snack Bar
STARTING FROM: The Talbot Hotel, cnr Roope St & New Town Rd
RUN REPORTER: Red Dress
$5 run fee, buy your own food and drinks at the venue.

A note from the Hash Hops: Now that daylight savings is over, p*ss stops will be for special themed runs or to coincide with other events such as birthdays. If you would like a p*ss stop outside of this, please contact the JMs

A note from the JMs: A polite reminder to Hashers to please not BYO drinks (including from the p*ss stop) into a licensed venue. This can result in fines for both us and the venue and may jeopardize our ability to return for future events. 

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

26 November 2025 | Hobart Hash Harem 1400th Run @ Queens Head Hotel
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1488

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

Run reports: Please send directly to Xena by Sunday lunchtime at melaniebryant2901@gmail.com

If you are away the week you have been nominated to do a run report, could you please let Xena know so that a replacement can be organised.