Chardonnay’s Rinse and Repeat (with Curry) Trail
11 September 2025 from The Globe Hotel
Hares: Yes Please
Run Reporter: Spoof

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.” It was the Globe Hotel. It was a run/walk set by Yes Please over 3 days and I’d forgotten there were hills in Sandy Bay. I know most of you will only read on if you see your name in bold type! Tough. Meals had to be ordered at the black van out the back down the slalom course that added .5 of a kilometre to the run. After some squeaked instructions from YP the run commenced down Regent St, around the corner into Fitzroy Drive across the green down onto Digney Street, chaos ensued at a check but trail was found in Parliament Street. Here in deepest darkest Sandy Bay suburbia torches were needed to follow trail up towards Princes Street junior academy and round Yes Please’s home corner, lots of short streets with occasional checks and laneways that confused many of the ensuing pack due to the many diversions for the runners. These loops the runners took made it easy to hash the walk trail as the runners could be seen or heard in the next street across, torchlight heading up a laneway alerted myself to follow until View Street where our hare apparently lost her bearings and instead of a FT crossed the road and retraced her trail to another laneway into Alexander Street. (After his cock was very hard, she again put it into her pussy, sitting on top of him as she’d done before. She slipped her hands under his arse and soon he began to move of his own volition, in synchrony with her own rhythms. “Good, good” I can feel you deep inside me and you’re nice and large and long, and my cunt is feeling really wet and good from your cock, it’s going to make me come any minute. “Oh yes” she shuddered and yelled, finally). This was new ground for me as I didn’t know it existed. Up the street and round onto Proctors Road where the trail went right onto Richerson Ave. under the highway into Dynnyrne Road and downhill to Linton Ave. the runners had a vicious loop up and back down a laneway to get to the same point. Across Linton and another lane into Davey Place, foolishly I chose to go up Linton steeper but shorter. Relief from all the uphill work came as the trail led down Davey Street to another loop for the runners round Elboden Street across the highway for yet another loop via Fitzroy Drive back to the Globe.

Food arrived with the unwary choosing beef curry (they’ll remember that the following morning) and an excellent, amusing, informative, side splitting lip session held by Spoof alone as the other Lip Nancy Boy was absent due to illness.

The run was over 8k and the walk, if followed, about 5K. Well marked with lots of loops, checks and hills.

Spoof

DOWN DOWNS

Lip: Spoof

• The Hare: Yes Please
• Crusha: Lost half his wardrobe but Growler found it in a bag at her place.
• Dyke: For not having any badges on the back of his jacket and not wanting any replacements.
• Dyke: He thought he had lost his badges as above, but his 550 badge was found in the toilet.
• Wee Bev: Crying herself to sleep every night as an empty nester.
• Slippery Nipple: Couldn’t hack the curry so did a BYO meal into the pub.
• Slippery Nipple: For leading fellow Hashers astray by trying to get them killed while walking across the road not once, not twice, but three times.
• Buddha and Pussy Galore: Both got done for speeding running late for Hash – one for 10km over the speed limit (would have been Buddha in the Golf R) and the other was 7km over.
• Happy birthday far queue:  Grassroots, Poley and Dyke. 
• Dyke: Wanted to hurry home to impress Twinkletoes with some late night loving, but was overheard telling In The Raw that he needed a shower before doing the deed due to his excessive musky smell.
• Wee Bev and Herr Flick: Have managed to gaffer tape up the whole caravan with the right colours so it’s time to hit the road.

NEXT RUN

Run 1491: 18 September 2025
HARE APPARENT: Can’t Stop
STARTING FROM: ‘Troona’ Bowls Club (aka Taroona Bowls Club)
RUN REPORTER: Jacques le Poo
$20 run fee, food provided, buy your own drinks at the venue.

A note from the Hash Hops: Now that daylight savings is over, p*ss stops will be for special themed runs or to coincide with other events such as birthdays. If you would like a p*ss stop outside of this, please contact the JMs

A note from the JMs: A polite reminder to Hashers to please not BYO drinks (including from the p*ss stop) into a licensed venue. This can result in fines for both us and the venue and may jeopardize our ability to return for future events. 

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

3 November | Combined Clubs Charity Run (supporting MND Tasmania) @ RYCT
26 November 2025 | Hobart Hash Harem 1400th Run @ Queens Head Hotel
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1490

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

Run reports: Please send directly to Xena by Sunday lunchtime at melaniebryant2901@gmail.com

If you are away the week you have been nominated to do a run report, could you please let Xena know so that a replacement can be organised.