Chardonnay’s Troona Birthday Bash Run
18 September 2025 from Taroona Bowls Club
Hares: C#n’t Stop and Prickit
Run Reporter: Jack Sh*t

The number 66 –

Is a natural number following 65 and preceding 67. It is a sphenic number, a semi perfect number and an Erdos-Woods number. Erdos, of course, being the famous Hungarian mathematician.

In Angel numbers and numerology 66 symbolises unconditional love, balance and divine guidance.

The iconic US highway from Chicago to Santa Monica is route 66.

It is, also, the age Can’t Stop attained at this birthday.

The Taroona Bowls Club was the venue for Can’t Stop’s big birthday bash. A good number turned up expecting the usual unthoughtout shite run. This was only exacerbated by the fact he was attempting to placate everyone by shouting all a drink for his birthday. (Lets face it – no-one was buying him one)

All gathered at the appointed time – 6.31 – to attempt to decipher what the instructions were. PISS STOP was the only legible words spoken.

The run did prove that oft used saying “loneliness of the long distance runner” as only Red Dress was out there being the athlete that he is – unlike the rest of us. (Remember when Chardonnay Hash was thought of as the athlete’s Hash 😔)

The walk proved to be quite enjoyable as it headed along the foreshore, past Dixsons Beach and up KaringalCourt to the highway.

A sharp U turn onto Flinders Esplanade then onto the piss stop at Kelvedon Park where Grizzly got to watch a bit of soccer as, unfortunately, he could not obtain tickets for any EPL game whilst away.

Amazingly for a Can’t Stop run many compliments flowed regarding both the length and topography of the walk. It was, however, later revealed that Prickit had much to do with setting the trail. Which, in hindsight, was blatantly obvious.

Plenty of tasty fish and chips were supplied by bowls club manager Should Know and a lip session, of sorts, was had prior to Vodka Cruiser failing to lead us off in the song!

Happy Birthday Can’t Stop
(He is of pensionable age next year)

On On
Jack Shit

DOWN DOWNS

Lip: Spoof

• The Hares: Can’t Stop and Prickit
• Can’t Stop: Happy Birthday f#ck you.
• Pee Wee: With his head torch on he looked like Davros (Davros – lord of Skaro and creator of the Dialeks).
• Swallow, Pee Wee, Jack Shit & Morticia: C#ntry Members.
• Grizzly: Had an aspiration on his knee … hopefully he is not too low on lubricating substances ahead of the European trip.
• Swallow: Broke a few ribs while skiing.
• Sonar: Was too soft to show up to Bike Hash on account of the wind (no not Dyke’s!).
• Sonar & Can’t Stop: Sonar crapped in Can’t Stop’s virgin toilet in his new van. Just goes to prove that they are both a couple of turds.
• Spoof: Incorrectly thought Nancy Boy was … (indecipherable…).
• Hands On: Lost property – left purse on the table during the run.
• Grizzly, Lone Arranger & Morticia: The far cough song.
• Clearfell: Had a tooth extracted that had to be cut into three pieces to remove. He was looking forward to three visits from Tooth Fairy.
• Brazilian: For refusing to play the role of the Tooth Fairy!
• Crusha: Lost property. Left a bag of clothing at Growlers. Inspection revealed Growler had washed and ironed his underwear.
• Should Know: A grand job on food and drinks

Skols from the floor

• Grizzly>Should Know – very poor punctuation on club signage.

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NEXT RUN

Run 1492: 25 September 2025
HARE APPARENT: Cumonion
STARTING FROM: 54 Highfield Street Moonah
RUN REPORTER: Hands On
$20 run fee, food provided, BYO drinks.

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!

RUN	DATE	HARES	VENUE	REPORTER
1493	27 Sep	Swallow – AFL Grand Final Run	14 Ewing Ave, Kingston Beach	Xena
1494	2 Oct	Murray the Rat	TBC	Sonar
1495	9 Oct	Nancy Boy & Platypussy	Kingston Beach RSL	C#n’t Stop
1496	16 Oct	Red Dress	Kingston Beach RSL	Maximus

UP CUMMING EVENTS

3 November | Combined Clubs Charity Run (supporting MND Tasmania) @ RYCT
26 November 2025 | Hobart Hash Harem 1400th Run @ Queens Head Hotel
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1491

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

Run reports: Please send directly to Xena by Sunday lunchtime at melaniebryant2901@gmail.com

If you are away the week you have been nominated to do a run report, could you please let Xena know so that a replacement can be organised.

GRAND MASTER	Herr Flick
JOINT MASTERS	Dyke & Pole Dancer
ON SEC	Xena: melaniebryant2901@gmail.com
HASH CASH	Can’t Stop & Sonar
HASH HOPS	Clearfell & Chris Miss
TRAILMASTER	Morticia
HASH LIPS	Nancy Boy & Spoof
HASH FLASH	Gingernuts
HASH HORN	Snack Bar