Chardonnay’s Warm Beer, Cold Pies Run
25 September 2025 from Highfield Street Moonah
Hares: Cumonion and Snack Bar
Run Reporter: Hands On

We all gathered at the house of Snack Bar for Cumonion’s annual footy colours run.
Most of the team embraced the footy theme and turned up in their footy colours.
The depleted number of Collingwood (the protected species) supporters was noted, they must be in hiding after their demoralising defeat by the Lions in the preliminary final.

Sonar sacrificed his Saints gear and along with Sugar Babe were supporting the Tassie Devils colours. In the Raw was proudly displaying his shrunken Geelong guernsey (if it keeps shrinking it won’t fit him next year). Bad luck old boy they lost. Go Lions. Snack Bar called us to order and the usual run instructions and yes there is a PISS STOP, while Cumonion attended to kitchen duties.

We headed up Highfield Street and turned left up a laneway which took us onto Amy St and further behind the Flannel Curtain. We continued along Amy St to an FT in Robbins Place, back down Amy St and right into Wilkie Court and through Amy Reserve and down to Bermuka St and back onto Amy St. At this point Sugar Babe and Maxi were looking perplexed as there were arrows going both ways, they had come across Monday nights H5 trail.

Growler, ITR, Sonar and I somehow lost trail and decided to hash back to the Piss Stop in the reserve opposite Snacky’s place. The real trail came back along Main Rd, to Creek Rd to a climb up the hill to the piss stop. The Piss Stop was well stocked with a variety of beverages and also left over nibbles from TAP’s 60th birthday part.
After indulging in a beverage or two we returned to Snacky’s to indulge in Cumonion’s pumpkin soup, and the usual footy food, party pies and little boys.

Crusha was one of the first back for the food and get himself a prime seat, but oh dear Snacky’s camp chair had seen better days and gave way when Crusha sat down. He ended ups with his backside firmly wedged in the frame of the chair. It took much effort for Growler and Hands On to unwedge him.

We all had our fill of footy food and to Dyke’s delight there was left overs for him to take home. The night finished with a lively lip session and the usual footy banter.

On On

Hands On

DOWN DOWNS

Lips: Spoof and Nancy Boy

• The Hares: Cumonion and Snack Bar
• Snack Bar: Crossed his own trail from last week’s H5 run meaning that the runners ended up on two trails and half the walkers got lost.
• Jack Sh*t: Had a message from Flick in WA – he had finished his dinner and wanted to know when the lip session started.
• Maximus: Managed to do an 8.8km run on a 4km trail.
• Crusha: Had some trouble getting the top off a bottle at the p*ss stop then worked out it was a flip top.
• Twinkletoes: Skol on behalf of Randal (her dog) who found a random dildo in the back streets of Moonah.
• Hands On: A skol for accidentally getting legless.
• Crusha: Failed the ACME chair test at Snacky’s by managing to put his arse through a chair.
• Murray The Rat: For eating too many pies (two) which was just a deflection away from Nancy Boy.
• C#n’t Stop: Has been telling all the girls that he has three balls and got done for false advertising.
• Nancy Boy: Has become an A grade athlete, he started walking from his house to Snack Bar’s at 3pm and no one would pick him up along the way.
• Fringe Benefits: Managed to park her car half way up a kerb and has a flat tyre.
• Dyke: Is so tight that he won’t allow Tinkletoes to wear socks because he thinks they’re a waste of money.
• Hands On and In The Raw: They were talking so much on trail that they missed the split.
• Snack Bar: Can’t afford a hair cut so is going for the bouffant look.
• TAP: Happy birthday far queue.
• In The Raw: For being a Cats supporter.
• Dyke and Uber: For being Collingwood supporters.
• Can’t Remembers: TAP, Drawbridge, Fringe Benefits.
• Snack Bar and Cumonion: For putting on a great pre-AFL spread complete with little boys, party pies and a bonus cranberry in the pumpkin soup.

NEXT RUN

Run 1494: 2 October 2025
HARE APPARENT: Murray The Rat
STARTING FROM: Midway Point Tavern
RUN REPORTER: Sonar
$5 run fee, buy your own food and drinks at the venue.

RECEDING HARELINE

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UP CUMMING EVENTS

3 November | Combined Clubs Charity Run (supporting MND Tasmania) @ RYCT
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MISMANAGEMENT 2025

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