Chardonnay’s Halfway to Nowhere Run
2 October 2025 from Midway Point Tavern, Midway Point
Hares: Murray The Rat and Crusha
Run Reporter: Sonar

Well on a not so pleasant night it appears Chardonnay has more than one soft cock amongst the ranks. As only 18 turned up to the run from Midway Tavern. As usual 6 31 we are off and guess what there’s a piss stop. Runners took off as normal up past the bottle shop and into the streets of midway. Walkers not in such a rush which worked out well as the runners did the FTs. Walkers were just cruising along finding it difficult at times to find trail eventually lost completely hashing through a park gingernuts decided she would have her own piss stop and headed back to the pub. Piss stop was finally found one beer and off home. All in all, a small group but a good night.

On On, Sonar

More importantly, the results from the AFL Grand Final Quiz …

• Clearfell 95
• C#n’t Stop and Prickit 85
• Murray The Rat 80
• Softy 75
• Red Dress 70
• Uber 65
• Pee Wee and .Org 60
• In The Raw and Cumonion 55
• Yes Please and Nancy Boy 50
• Jack Sh*t 40
• Top Dek, Hooray and Swallow 35
• Brazilian and Snack Bar 30
• Lewis (son of Red Dress), Xena and Growler 25
• Twinkletoes 20

DOWN DOWNS

Lip: Nancy Boy

• The Hares: Murray The Rat and Crusha
• Sonar: Waited for Spoof to turn up to get dirt on the Hashers, but Spoof didn’t turn up.
• Gingernuts: Mid-run slash.
• Uber and Poley: proxy skol for In The Raw for Geelong losing the Grand Final.
• C#n’t Stop: Has a severe case of nappy rash.
• Hands On: Mistaken for Hanson when the meals were brought out … Mmm Bop.

Skols from the floor:

Gingernuts>Hands On: On behalf of Ted who had 17 p*ss stops on the walk.

Jack Shit>Murray The Rat and Crusha: Couldn’t find the p*ss stop even though they set trail.

C#n’t Stop>Nancy Boy: For walking the trail backwards.

NEXT RUN

Run 1495: 9 October 2025
HARE APPARENT: Nancy Boy and Platypussy
STARTING FROM: Kingston Beach RSL
RUN REPORTER: Xena
$20 run fee, food provided. Buy your own drinks at the venue.

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

3 November | Combined Clubs Charity Run (supporting MND Tasmania) @ RYCT
26 November 2025 | Hobart Hash Harem 1400th Run @ Queens Head Hotel
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

A note from Pee Wee: Nash Hash 2027 Ballina NSW

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Nash Hash seems a long way off, but there seems there are a good number of Tassie Hashers from all clubs who are joining the ‘Gray Nomads’ brigade and have camper homes, caravans, camper trailers etc.

My thoughts are, if enough are interested to make up a convoy to depart all on the same ferry, slowly travel to Ballina and Hash on the way. Route and stopovers to be decided by the group. All staying in the same caravan park in Ballina.

The reason for such an early notice is to book ferry places and any caravan parks on the way. Short notice bookings on the ferry is nigh impossible.

All interested, contact Pee Wee (the short one) on 0478 834 716 or ozziepeewee@gmail.com

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HASH FLASH

No photos this week so here’s a trip down memory lane from C#n’t Stop’s run in 2017

Thanks to everyone who contributed to Daffodil Day!

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

Run reports: Please send directly to Xena by Sunday lunchtime at melaniebryant2901@gmail.com

If you are away the week you have been nominated to do a run report, could you please let Xena know so that a replacement can be organised.