Chardonnay’s Rissole Run
9 October 2025 from Kingston Beach RSL
Hares: Nancy Boy and Platypussy
Run Reporter: Xena

For the first of two runs in a row at Kingston Beach, a small pack gathered at the RSL as many a fair-weather Hasher decided they weren’t mad enough to take on the howling gales and intermittent downpours that are Hobart Spring. With Griz and LA still away, the weather Gods put on a show with the hardiest of Hashers committed to giving it a crack regardless.

In preparation for the weather, Nancy Boy brought his bus along that may have been as shelter or may have been part of the run. No one really knew until completing the first part of the trail along Kingston Beach where the pack came across Nancy Boy attempting to lure the Hash kiddies onto his bus with a handful of lollipops.

The Chardonnay Express headed up towards Taroona, where there were three stops, all joining onto the Alum Cliffs track. The runners, consisting of Maximus, Red Dress, Prickit, Brazilian and some bloke called Andy, got off at the first stop near the Shot Tower. The walkers, including Clearfell, Sonar, Crusha, Growler, Top Dek, and Spoof were dropped off a bit further along the track towards Bonnet Hill, with the NDIS walkers heading off on the final part of track back towards Kingston Beach.

With a spread of fresh sushi waiting at the On Home, Nancy Boy and Platypussy outdid themselves with Maximus declaring it bus run of the year.

On on, Xena.

DOWN DOWNS

Lips: Nancy Boy and Spoof

• The Hares: Nancy Boy and Platypussy (with help from Sonar)
• Sonar: Claimed he had nothing to do with setting trail but mysteriously knew where the on home was.
• Uber: He knew that something was up on the run when he saw that Nancy Boy wasn’t drinking beer beforehand.
• Nancy Boy: For luring the unsuspecting Hash kiddies onto the bus by offering them lollipops.
• Red Dress: Had no idea it was a bus run even though he sees Nancy Boy in the same bus every day … and said bus was parked outside the RSL.
• Crusha: Forgot to take his hat off in the RSL, but no p*ss stop meant there were no caps to donate.
• Snack Bar: Lost a court case because he failed to cite Donohue v Stevenson’s 1932 snail in a bottle case that we all learned on day one of introduction to Year 11 legal studies.
• Spoof: The far cough song … off to Thailand to seek out some happy endings.
• C#n’t Stop: For referring to wasabi as “sabi” … is he related to Camon from the AFL Grand Final quiz?
• Growler: Needs to enter into the runner’s wave at the next Hash run.
• C#n’t Stop: Also known as the new runner called Andy due to wearing his Tasmanian Road Runners top instead of Hash gear.
• Ellie: For all round exceptional bar tending.

NEXT RUN

Run 1496: 16 October 2025
HARE APPARENT: Red Dress
STARTING FROM: Kingston Beach RSL
RUN REPORTER: Maximus
$20 run fee, food provided. Buy your own drinks at the venue.

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

3 November | Combined Clubs Charity Run (supporting MND Tasmania) @ RYCT
26 November 2025 | Hobart Hash Harem 1400th Run @ Queens Head Hotel
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

A note from Pee Wee: Nash Hash 2027 Ballina NSW

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Nash Hash seems a long way off, but there seems there are a good number of Tassie Hashers from all clubs who are joining the ‘Gray Nomads’ brigade and have camper homes, caravans, camper trailers etc.

My thoughts are, if enough are interested to make up a convoy to depart all on the same ferry, slowly travel to Ballina and Hash on the way. Route and stopovers to be decided by the group. All staying in the same caravan park in Ballina.

The reason for such an early notice is to book ferry places and any caravan parks on the way. Short notice bookings on the ferry is nigh impossible.

All interested, contact Pee Wee (the short one) on 0478 834 716 or ozziepeewee@gmail.com

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HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run #1495

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

Run reports: Please send directly to Xena by Sunday lunchtime at melaniebryant2901@gmail.com

If you are away the week you have been nominated to do a run report, could you please let Xena know so that a replacement can be organised.