Chardonnay’s No Hills, No Shiggy Run
23 October 2025 from John Turnbull Park
Hares: Twinkletoes
Run Reporter: Slippery Nipple

On a frigidly cold spring cough cough eve15 brave Hashers arrived!  Hooray and Uber took to the oval to play footy.  Neither could catch blaming it on the wind or cold hands…yeah yeah yeah. Uber talked about the good ol’ days in his footy playing in this very oval!  TwinkleToes told us upon our eve journey this would not be a replay of Dykes run of last year.  A big sign was heard amongst the Hashers rugging up.  We moved forth with most on the walking trail and one (Hooray) on the runners trail.  I stayed back with a bum knee so I just walked about amusing myself …… I mean keeping warm.  Ther bright pink cheeked Hashers returned and ready to eat the nice spread TwinkleToes provided us with and a drink to hopefully get the blood flowing!  Thank you to Dyke for adding his famous rhubarb chutney!  Recipe pleaseeee. As I with everyone else feeding our faces Nancy Boy was concerned about Hooray’s whereabouts as it was 8pm.  He said to me that we should go look for him.  I said nahhhh keep eating he will get back sooner or later. Hooray arrived ten minutes later with a smirky smile as we applauded him.  We then ate some more, we shivered, we sculled with the lip session and babbled on…….

Best part was departing to our cars and cranking up the heaters!!  Damn unpredictable Tasmania weather!  We do love Tassie nevertheless!

On On

Slippery

DOWN DOWNS

Lips: Nancy Boy

• The Hare: Twinkletoes
• Hooray: Must have been too late back to the on on as Nancy Boy wanted to send out a search party.
• Twinkletoes: Randal (her dog) doesn’t listen like all the men in her family.
• Metro and Crusha: Stayed back at the on on and froze.  They could have moved but no. They then pushed the wrong button on the BBQ trying to keep their hands warm demonstrating that like most men, they can’t read directions.
• Dyke: As the JM, he arrived like a ship without a rudder
• Crusha: Thought it was a good idea to cut in front of an unmarked police car. On being pulled over, Crusha couldn’t find his license and was told that his NSW rego needed to be changed by next Friday. It looks like Crusha will be heading back to NSW for a while.
• Hooray: Apparently, he didn’t like Dyke’s chutney.
• Nancy Boy: For telling a story about a little boy who could only talk about penises, masturbation and vaginas, which is apparently what his teacher told the class.  Or was that Nancy Boy talking about his own story?
• Country Members: Metro, Hands On and Twinkletoes.

NEXT RUN

Run 1498: 30 October 2025
HARE APPARENT: Smallgoods and Luv Shack
STARTING FROM: 964 Oceana Drive Tranmere (Bus stop 35)
RUN REPORTER: Uber
$10 run fee – p*ss stop included. BYO meat for the BBQ and drinks, salads and bread provided.

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

3 November | Combined Clubs Charity Run (supporting MND Tasmania) @ RYCT
26 November 2025 | Hobart Hash Harem 1400th Run @ Queens Head Hotel
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

A note from Pee Wee: Nash Hash 2027 Ballina NSW

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Nash Hash seems a long way off, but there seems there are a good number of Tassie Hashers from all clubs who are joining the ‘Gray Nomads’ brigade and have camper homes, caravans, camper trailers etc.

My thoughts are, if enough are interested to make up a convoy to depart all on the same ferry, slowly travel to Ballina and Hash on the way. Route and stopovers to be decided by the group. All staying in the same caravan park in Ballina.

The reason for such an early notice is to book ferry places and any caravan parks on the way. Short notice bookings on the ferry is nigh impossible.

All interested, contact Pee Wee (the short one) on 0478 834 716 or ozziepeewee@gmail.com

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HASH FLASH

No photos this week, so here’s some flashbacks from Chris Miss’s envelope run and the Bruny Relay in 2018.

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

Run reports: Please send directly to Xena by Sunday lunchtime at melaniebryant2901@gmail.com

If you are away the week you have been nominated to do a run report, could you please let Xena know so that a replacement can be organised.