Chardonnay’s 1500th Run
20 November from Devil’s Brewery at the Duke
Hare: Pole Dancer and Gingernuts
Run Reporter: Hooray

Run #1500 or was it #1501? Oh well who cares at least most of the 33 people got dressed up in brilliant blue shirts and showed up at The Duke for an inspiration run/walk put on by the JM’s with wait for it…..2 piss stops! Much appreciated by the hard-core drinkers (no names)! Across Davey St we ran then back to Piss Stop #1 at the Globe car park. Then along Fitzroy Place, but no time given to admire the old military officers’ residences as I was confronted by Griz “the human roadblock” who managed to take up all 4 lanes of the footpath. We then went down to the water front past the parking fines Big HQ also known as the Hobart City Council and on up to Davey Street to the Old Motor Showroom for Piss Stop #2 This is where Uber put up a $$ Million Dollar deposit on a soon to be built luxury apartment while the rest of us enjoyed chips, bubbly, beer and the usual trash talk.

I ended up walking 5.02km mostly trying to maneuver around Griz and the walkers did between 1.4km and 4km depending on who you believe. But as they say who cares as it was a good run set by the JM’s for the all important Run #1500!!!.

On On, Hooray

DOWN DOWNS

Lips: Nancy Boy

• The Hares: Pole Dancer and Gingernuts
• Dyke: Even though it was the 1500th run, he wanted everyone to pay for it.
• Herr Flick: Thought he was going into Keiser to do a strength test but must have accidentally booked in for the sanity test instead.
• Rectum: Has lost 48kg (first skol); made his wife wear a 20-year-old Hash top because he’s too tight to buy her a new one (second skol).
• Satin and Morticia: For doing nude yoga, minus the yoga.
• Pole Dancer: Proxy skol for Arsecutter who fell asleep at the Wolfe Brothers concert.
• Cumonion: For having a beer named after her at the Devil’s Brewery.
• Vodka Cruiser: For entertaining the crowd and her own son on cruises.
• Grizzy: Happy birthday fark you.
• Can’t Remembers: Dutch Moll, Rectum, Vodka Cruiser, Satin, Crusha.
• Millstone: Hooray 200 runs.

Skols from the floor:

Poley>Hooray: for eating his cupcake with a knife and fork.

Smallgoods>Dyke: Poor Dyke was tired, fatigued, exhausted from working three days this week putting beans into little bags.

Nancy Boy>In The Raw: Despite being retired, ITR donned his safety vest and police cap to traffic control a wayward 3m high Maui that attempted to fill up under the 2.8m roof at the Ampol.

In The Raw>C#n’t Stop: As we know, ITR loves a Cheezel but was dismayed to find C#n’t Stop shoving the last Cheezel left in the bowl down his pants.

Herr Flick>Red Dress: Red Dress’s Mum found the old Chardonnay Chronicles under Red Dress’s old bed and wondered why the pages were all stuck together.

Poley>The Bar and Kitchen staff: For great hospitality.

Growler>Red Dress, Herr Flick, Snack Bar, Pee Wee, Wee Bev, Crusha, C#n’t Stop, Satin and Growler: Skol for being the 1000th run runners.

Cumonion>Nancy Boy: Platypussy is making an honest man out of Nancy Boy this weekend.

Smallgoods>Luv Shack: Luv Shack loves to sing, but can’t sing and shouldn’t sing to the point that when she started singing, Siri through she was in distress and asked if she needed 000 dialled.

Nancy Boy>Nancy Boy: Lost his phone then realised he left it at home.

NEXT RUN

Run 1502: 27 November 2025
HARE APPARENT: Zero
STARTING FROM: Granada Tavern (Sports Bar) 666 Main Road Berriedale
RUN REPORTER: Morticia
$5 run fee, buy your own food and drinks at the venue.

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can help you!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

26 November 2025 | Hobart Hash Harem 1400th Run @ Queens Head Hotel
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

A note from Pee Wee: Nash Hash 2027 Ballina NSW

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Nash Hash seems a long way off, but there seems there are a good number of Tassie Hashers from all clubs who are joining the ‘Gray Nomads’ brigade and have camper homes, caravans, camper trailers etc.

My thoughts are, if enough are interested to make up a convoy to depart all on the same ferry, slowly travel to Ballina and Hash on the way. Route and stopovers to be decided by the group. All staying in the same caravan park in Ballina.

The reason for such an early notice is to book ferry places and any caravan parks on the way. Short notice bookings on the ferry is nigh impossible.

All interested, contact Pee Wee (the short one) on 0478 834 716 or ozziepeewee@gmail.com

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HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1501

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

Run reports: Please send directly to Xena by Sunday lunchtime at melaniebryant2901@gmail.com

If you are away the week you have been nominated to do a run report, could you please let Xena know so that a replacement can be organised.