Chardonnay’s Nada, Nil, Nothing Trail
27 November from the Granada Tavern, Berriedale
Hare: Zero
Run Reporter: Morticia

There was a good turn up of Hashers for Run No. 1502. It never rains on a hash
run but it was looking very doubtful with grey skies and showers across the
mountain. The group were told to order and pay for meals and be back by 7.30
sharp! Zero ordered everyone outside to hear the trail instructions which were
very simple: ”cross the road and head north”.

Past the Berriedale Reserve the trail soon led us onto a gravel walking track which
followed beside the river providing some pleasant views across to the Eastern
Shore and after awhile some shelter from the wind. The tide was out so the
waters edge wasn’t looking its best with a good covering of mud. Some black
swans eyed the group of misfits invading their space however were unafraid and
stood their ground.

As the trail began to climb an FT indicated some back tracking was required
which then led us into a right of way followed by a check point. Clearfell picked up
trail in Connewarre Crescent leading us onto a walking track alongside Main Road
then into Casuarina Crescent. Trail then crossed the highway and train line onto
the bike track passing a large vineyard and the period Lowestoft Homestead.
As this point a thirst had emerged and I was ready to hit the bar and sit down.
The trail was well timed returning to the hotel with 15 minutes to spare. All in all for
the walkers it was a pleasant straight forward trail, well marked.
Well done Zero!

On on
Morticia

DOWN DOWNS

Lip: Nancy Boy

• The Hare: Zero
• Grizzly: For not being able to get enough Hashers to volunteer at the Bruny Ultra.
• Hooray: Is a tour guide who ferries people around for a living, but couldn’t find the Granada Tavern.
• Bart: Has been collecting a lot of coloured sand lately and placing it in random spots around the community.
• Uber: Managed to mistake the Glenorchy City Bowls Club for the Berriedale Bowls Club.
• Growler and Vodka Cruiser: For stealing the kids’ ice creams from the opposite table.
• Morticia: Has been frequenting the physio to have something large worked on.
• Can Do: Was on a cruise with Vodka Cruiser and came along to Hash this week as he heard she might break out into song again.
• Can’t Remembers: Bart, Can Do, Zero.

• Skols from the floor:
  • Nancy Boy>Dyke: For distributing orders to the Lip.
  • Bart>Nancy Boy: For leaving his new wife at home to clean up after the relatives left.
  • Cumonion>Nancy Boy: For having a tight ring.
  • Lone Arranger>C#n’t Stop: Getting in for a pre-emptive skol for all the trouble C#n’t Stop will cause at Bruny over the weekend.
  • In The Raw> Lone Arranger: LA provided ITR with the opportunity to sleep under her and Griz at High Noon Hash.
  • Prickit>Lone Arranger: LA put on her Strava that Hash was at Mornington.

NEXT RUN

Run 1503: 4 December 2025
HARE APPARENT: Pole Dancer
STARTING FROM: 2 Alroy Court, Rosetta
RUN REPORTER: Clearfell
$20 run fee, food included, bring your own drinks.

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can help you!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

A note from Pee Wee: Nash Hash 2027 Ballina NSW

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Nash Hash seems a long way off, but there seems there are a good number of Tassie Hashers from all clubs who are joining the ‘Gray Nomads’ brigade and have camper homes, caravans, camper trailers etc.

My thoughts are, if enough are interested to make up a convoy to depart all on the same ferry, slowly travel to Ballina and Hash on the way. Route and stopovers to be decided by the group. All staying in the same caravan park in Ballina.

The reason for such an early notice is to book ferry places and any caravan parks on the way. Short notice bookings on the ferry is nigh impossible.

All interested, contact Pee Wee (the short one) on 0478 834 716 or ozziepeewee@gmail.com

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HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1502

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

Run reports: Please send directly to Xena by Sunday lunchtime at melaniebryant2901@gmail.com

If you are away the week you have been nominated to do a run report, could you please let Xena know so that a replacement can be organised.