Chardonnay’s Aerial Invert Trail
4 December from Alroy Court, Rosetta
Hare: Pole Dancer
Run Reporter: Xena

By the 48th week of being the Hon Sec and filling in for absent Hashers’ run reports, my level of creativity is low and general weariness high, so I have turned to my faithful Co-Pilot companion to write the run report for me. With the prompts of “Can you please write me a run report that is for Hash House Harriers and is light hearted, funny and includes the following parametres: The run was from Poley’s house in Rosetta, involved Maximus and Red Dress running along the Montrose foreshore, Prickit, Can’t Stop and Snacky running the walkers trail, which also involved the picturesque foreshore trail but less hills, but can’t say much about the walkers because no one linked it back to Strava”, this is the best that Co-Pilot could come up with:

Run Report – Poley’s Rosetta Romp

What a cracker of a Monday night! The pack descended on Poley’s palace in Rosetta, ready to pound the pavement and maybe sniff out a beer or two. The weather was perfect for running – or at least perfect for complaining about running.

The Runners:
Maximus and Red Dress took off like they were auditioning for Baywatch, cruising along the Montrose foreshore with the grace of gazelles (or at least slightly caffeinated kangaroos). Rumor has it they were spotted admiring the view, but let’s be honest – they were probably just checking Strava splits.

The Walkers:
Prickit, Can’t Stop, and Snacky opted for the walkers’ trail, which also featured the picturesque foreshore but with fewer hills and more opportunities to gossip. Sadly, no one linked their epic stroll to Strava, so we can only assume they either walked 2 km or accidentally ended up in Glenorchy. Either way, they returned smiling, so mission accomplished.

The Dual Experience:
While the runners were conquering hills and pretending to enjoy it, the walkers were living their best life – flat paths, scenic views, and zero evidence of effort. Classic Hash style: two trails, one beer stop, and plenty of excuses.

On Home:
Back at Poley’s, the circle was lively, the banter was questionable, and the snacks were top-notch. No injuries reported, unless you count bruised egos from comparing Strava times.

Moral of the Story:
Whether you ran like Maximus, strolled like Snacky, or just came for the beer, you’re a winner. Next week: same chaos, different postcode.

On on, Xena

DOWN DOWNS

Lip: Nancy Boy

• The Hare: Poley
• C#n’t Stop: Has been demoted to junior Hash Cash.
• Crusha: Wore a t-shirt with logos all over it for Hash. Good advertising for someone but not Hash attire.
• Crusha: New nut cut.
• C#n’t Stop: Left all the medals for the Bruny Island Ultra in his car over at Kettering.
• C#n’t Stop, Snack Bar, Wee Bev, Grizzly, Prickit, Sonar, Top Dek: Bruny Island Ultra runners and volunteers.
• Chris Miss: Must be doing something dodgy with some cash on the side, as she got audited by the ATO.
• Maximus: Loves his new office so much that he now spends three days a week a week at work rather than one.
• C#ntry Members: Jack Sh*t, Chris Miss.

• Skols from the floor:
  • Jack Sh*t>Wee Bev: Wee Bev looked after Jack and Chris’s place while they were away. On the last day, she thought she would pick some flowers to freshen up the house for their arrival, but mistook Jack’s best wine carafe for a vase.
  • C#n’t Stop>Snack Bar: As a North Melbourne supporter, Snacky was happy to see the Women’s AFL win the Grand Final … which is far better than the men’s team.

NEXT RUN

Run 1504: 11 December 2025
HARE APPARENT: Grizzly
STARTING FROM: Lennox Park, Old Beach
RUN REPORTER: Lone Arranger
$20 run fee, food included, bring your own drinks.

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can help you!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

A note from Pee Wee: Nash Hash 2027 Ballina NSW

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Nash Hash seems a long way off, but there seems there are a good number of Tassie Hashers from all clubs who are joining the ‘Gray Nomads’ brigade and have camper homes, caravans, camper trailers etc.

My thoughts are, if enough are interested to make up a convoy to depart all on the same ferry, slowly travel to Ballina and Hash on the way. Route and stopovers to be decided by the group. All staying in the same caravan park in Ballina.

The reason for such an early notice is to book ferry places and any caravan parks on the way. Short notice bookings on the ferry is nigh impossible.

All interested, contact Pee Wee (the short one) on 0478 834 716 or ozziepeewee@gmail.com

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HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1503

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

Run reports: Please send directly to Xena by Sunday lunchtime at melaniebryant2901@gmail.com

If you are away the week you have been nominated to do a run report, could you please let Xena know so that a replacement can be organised.