The CHARDONNAY BUGLE
Volume 27 Issue 52

Chardonnay’s Christmas Day Run
25 December from Legacy Park, Queens Domain
Hare: Chris Miss
Run Reporter: The Elf on the Shelf



Having spent the past 24 days being stored and hidden on a shelf, waiting for entitled kiddies from some well to do house on the Glebe to find me. I’d had enough! I wanted some big kids fun. I’d heard about this group of Christmas clad big kids having an event on the Domaine. I was off the shelf early and headed to Legacy Park, where a larger than normal group of hashers had gathered.
Little Miss Chris Miss got the attention of the group and explained the trail. The major point to remember was we all needed to be back in 45 minutes as per Catering Manager, Grizzly’s orders! To ensure this time frame would be met, Little Miss Chris Miss returned to the trail giving hints and marking through checks and FT’s so no one was left behind. I noted this in my whose been good book for next year.
What a trail it was! Fabulous in fact, with just the right amount of up and down and round and round. Good use of the territory with checks and FT’s to ensure the pack stayed together. I was having so much fun listening to all the gossip and hearing about what was on for the rest of the day. Taking notes along the way of whose been naughty and nice.



As requested all hashers were back within the allocated time frame. There was a wonderful spread of food and free flowing drinks awaiting us. We were however instructed by the Catering Manager, Grizzly to not be pigs and eat too much food so everyone would be fed. He didn’t need to worry as there was more than enough with loads of bacon left over, which the dogs enjoyed!
Next was the lip session and lots of singing. I can safely say this was seriously a very fun and enjoyable Christmas morning, much better than being hidden on the shelf. Here’s cheers to next Christmas.
On On Elf on the shelf.
DOWN DOWNS
Lips: Nancy Boy


- Chris Miss: the Hare
- TicToc: Crash Bandicoot 1 – ran into a car. (Talking not looking?)
- Can’t Stop: Crash Bandicoot 2. Dropped his bike while taking a roundabout too fast on the Hash bike ride.
- Thrill Seeker, Triple K, Bee’s Dick, Spinnaker & Stakaman: H5 refugees.
- Grizzly: kitchen bitch.
- Deep Root & Can’t Run: no fkn idea.
- Lone Arranger: 750 Run milestone.
- Nancy Boy: not realising he had to do the lip session
- Returning Hasher: Jim Beam
- Sugar Babe and Tic Toc: matching Christmas pants
- Scary Eyeball: has given up drinking because she night cramps or goes off her head as normal
- Can’t Stop: not using the square and putting money into his own bank account




- Skols from the floor:
- Jack Shit to TicToc & Sugar Babe (Dog Shit as proxy) (‘cos he has better legs?): matching tights.
- Jack Shit to Scary Eyeball: wanting to know if the fruit punch was spiked because she’s off the sauce.


Plus other skols that I can’t remember…
NEXT RUN
Run 1507: 1 January 2026 – 6:31 pm
HARE APPARENT: Chris Miss
STARTING FROM: Aberdeen Street Playground, 15 Aberdeen Street, Glebe
RUN REPORTER: Xena
FREE RUN, BYO EVERYTHING!
RECEDING HARELINE
Roll up! Roll up!
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year. If you donβt know how to set one. Find a friend who can help you!
| RUN | DATE | HARES | VENUE | REPORTER |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1508 | 8 Jan | Top Dek | TBA | Poley |
| 1509 | 15 Jan | Pee Wee | TBA | Top Dek |
| 1510 | 22 Jan | The JMs APGU | TBA | Wee Bev |
UP CUMMING EVENTS
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia
A note from Pee Wee: Nash Hash 2027 Ballina NSW
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Nash Hash seems a long way off, but there seems there are a good number of Tassie Hashers from all clubs who are joining the βGray Nomadsβ brigade and have camper homes, caravans, camper trailers etc.
My thoughts are, if enough are interested to make up a convoy to depart all on the same ferry, slowly travel to Ballina and Hash on the way. Route and stopovers to be decided by the group. All staying in the same caravan park in Ballina.
The reason for such an early notice is to book ferry places and any caravan parks on the way. Short notice bookings on the ferry is nigh impossible.
All interested, contact Pee Wee (the short one) on 0478 834 716 or ozziepeewee@gmail.com
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HASH FLASH


MISMANAGEMENT 2025
Contacts for committee members.. thoβ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the Facebook pageβ¦ There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.
Run reports: Please send directly to Xena by Sunday lunchtime at melaniebryant2901@gmail.com
If you are away the week you have been nominated to do a run report, could you please let Xena know so that a replacement can be organised.
| GRAND MASTER | Herr Flick |
| JOINT MASTERS | Dyke & Pole Dancer |
| ON SEC | Xena: melaniebryant2901@gmail.com |
| HASH CASH | Can’t Stop & Sonar |
| HASH HOPS | Clearfell & Chris Miss |
| TRAILMASTER | Morticia |
| HASH LIPS | Nancy Boy & Spoof |
| HASH FLASH | Gingernuts |
| HASH HORN | Snack Bar |
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