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UP & CUMMING

31 January | Hobart Full Moon H3 High Noon for Full Moon @ Waddamana
21 March | Bream Creek Show combined clubs Hash Trail
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

RUN REPORT

Chardonnay’s Annual General P!ss Up
22 January from Hobart Workers Club
Hare: Dyke
Run Reporter: Wee Bev

A gaggle of 40 Hashers signed up for Dyke’s ‘Run of the Year’.  The theme was ‘Retro Hash’ and the majority of Hashers dressed appropriately in Chardonnay gear of various vintages. (Herr Flick, Swallow, Snack Bar and Drawbridge still fitted nicely into their first-edition Chardonnay shirts.) Others wore hash gear from their early Hashing days… which did not fit quite as well. Must have shrunk over the years!

It was good to welcome back some folks we have not seen for a while: Austen Tayshus, Snyphilis, Drawbridge, TAP, Buddha and Pussy Galore. Even Pee Wee and Satin ( although they were our hosts the week before).

At 6:31 Jack Shit led the charge with ”When is this 6:30 run starting?“ Dyke duly gave the pre-hash briefing… which disappointed the NDIS contingent as he had set NO run for them! They would have to make up their own trail!

It should not have been too hard for them to shortcut trail as the run and walk had lots of loops to facilitate shortcutting.  See my route below! I only shortcut once.. missing a loop around the back of the Theatre Royal that looped back via Mistral Place.

There were not many runners: me, Red Dress and Maximus. A few others were in running mode at the start: C*n’t Stop, Prickit and Sonar but they switched to the walk trail at some point.

The reward was a Piss Stop in St Andrew’s church car park where Dyke met us with liquid refreshments, lollies, chips, Christmas cake. Most of the NDIS had miraculously got there before the first runners. Last to arrive were TAP and Growler … but two others never made it! (Can’t remember who…).  A number of Hashers with weak bladders (all male!) felt the need to urinate in the car park… despite the presence of security cameras that would catch them in the act! Hopefully there would be no reason for the footage to be reviewed by a human!

After the piss stop we all straggled back to the Hobart Workers Club to claim our free drink and reduced-price dinner. A very nice treat from the outgoing Cummittee. Thanks C*n’t Stop for instigating.

ON ON.
Wee Bev

DOWN DOWNS

Lip: JM Pole Dancer

• Dyke: the Hare
• Jack Shit: 750 Runs milestone

The new MISMANAGEMENT CUMMITTEE (as announced by their outgoing counterparts)

• Hash Horn – Prickit
• Hash Flash – GROWLER
• Trailmaster – Arsecutter
• Hash Lips – Hands On & Uber
• Hash Hops – Crusha & Topdek
• Hash Cash – Cumonion & In The Raw
• On Sec – Lone Arranger
• Grand Master – Grizzly
• Joint Masters – Grassroots & Slippery Nipple

AWARDS

• Prickit: The Get a Life Award for spending way too much time at Hash over the past 12 months (50 out of a possible 56 R*ns).
• Clearfell and Spoof: The Slick Boot Award for best or most innovate trail of the year for their scenic vista run out of Kingston.
• Crusha: The Golden Pumper Award for f*ck up of the year for damaging his w*nking hand while setting a run and not supervising Goblet and Scrotum, who got the club offside with the Maypole. (Again)

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1510

ALL NEW MISMANAGEMENT CUMMITTEE 2026