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RUN REPORT

Chardonnay’s Dodgy Bus Trail
12 February from Dodges Ferry Hotel
Hare: Metro
Run Reporter: Topdek

I writing this from the wilds of the North West Coast, remembering the trail set by Metro in the beautiful seaside township of Dodges Ferry.

1. Firstly order your meals – no not this bar, the bistro bar! Which menu – the bistro menu or the bar menu? Which ever was the $18 seniors menu! Well, I had the seniors roast and it was the biggest roast meal I have seen! (a good reason for a Sunday drive)
2. The trail – out of the Dodges Ferry Hotel beer garden over the road up the street, a couple of loops back to the boat park (toilet stop) and over the road to a delightful p!ss stop overlooking the water. There is a path around the water which leads to a rocky section that is only passable at low tide, and a grumpy land owner. 
3. Back to the beer garden and some lively chatter until the meals were served.
4. It was great to see Bloody Mary, Banger Dan, Feathers and a couple of visiting Hashers from Cutlery Hash (Yeppoon, QLD).
5. A lively session by lone Lip, Uber.
6. Some Hashers must have been in for a big night as there were several ‘grey nomad’ campers lined up outside the back of the beer garden.
7. The weather gods looked after us with a sunny evening, would’ve been more pleasant without the wind 

Onon Topdek

DOWN DOWNS

Lip: Uber

• Metro & Sonar: Hare and Hare-assist. NDIS thought that it was a good trail with no hills. Runners complained about lack of markings.
• Cumonion and Growler: held up by traffic so Can’t Stop rang to get their food orders. The resultant discussion made Uber’s ears bleed.
• Growler, Topdek & Lone Arranger: racing to get to a pre-PS p!ss stop.
• Metro: supplied almonds at the PS, but said that he’d sucked all the chocolate off.
• Lone Arranger: got off jury duty because she told them that she knew the alleged perps, the witnesses and the police officers.

• Growler: Hashy ’70th’ birthday FU.
• Feathers, Banger, Bloody Mary, Sonar, Very Tasty and Hooray: can’t remembers.
• Boobs and Bundy: visitors from Cutlery Hash, QLD.
• Fringe Benefits: picked up by someone and driven to the PS. (It was her niece)

Skols from the floor

• Herr Flick -> Boobs: marked a false turn with a bit of bush – must be a Noosa thing.
• Grizzly -> Lone Arranger: stuck a sticker on top of dog Leo’s head and watched him try to get it off. It wasn’t moving so LA ripped it off and gave Leo a reverse Brazilian.
• Herr Flick -> Crusha, Sonar & Very Tasty, Boobs & Bundy: ‘Gypos’ stumped up on the pub car park.
• Pole Dancer -> Crusha: hasn’t changed address for his ‘porn mag subscription’ – still being delivered to Poley.
• Snack Bar -> Grizzly: claimed Snack Bar’s meal as his own, then handed it over half-eaten when the correct meal came out.
• Herr Flick -> Sonar: chucked can in the bin, robbing Crusha of 10 cents.

Joke from Hooray’s oncologist joke group: What are the two worst diseases for a runner to get? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea – you’re running, but you don’t know where.

Joke from one of the bar staff: What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Herr Flick correctly answered ‘the taste’, but how did he know?

Announcements:
‘Crescent Moon’ weekend @ Lake Crescent 27 Feb to 1 March. Food and grog supplied by Pee Wee. Camping and beds available. Let Pee Wee know ASAP (0478 834 716 or ozziepeewee@gmail.com) so that he can organise catering.

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1513

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