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RUN REPORT

Chardonnay’s Cruisin’ for a Boozin’ Trail
12 February from Wildlife Court, Granton
Hare: Vodka Cruiser
Run Reporter: Prickit

It was with eager anticipation that the Hashers arrived at Wildlife Court, Granton to board the Vodka Cruiser Cruise.

After passengers paid their boarding fee to Guest Services Manager Cumonion, they passed by Dyke’s merchandise stall with tempting souvenirs on offer. We were then welcomed aboard with cocktails and canapes.

After a bit of meet and greet we set sail on a journey around Granton. Not sure who was steering the ship but we seemed to float aimlessly with little sense of direction. Our chartered course was challenging to follow but somehow we managed to berth at the lagoon where we enjoyed our onboard drinks package.

Cruising back to port for dinner we dined on the upper deck at the captains table. There was a large all-you-can-eat buffet, with all tastes catered for. Some chose to dine on the pool deck and others inside.

Once dinner concluded it was time for the entertainment. A one man show by the talented Uber, entertained the crowd with witty humour and reverence. Not to be outdone, the resident comedian Hooray had the crowd in fits of laughter with his comedic performance.

As darkness descended the Hashers disembarked and headed for home after an enjoyable evening.

Onon Prickit

DOWN DOWNS

Lip: Uber

• Vodka Cruiser: Hare.
• Maximus: New car, couldn’t find the gear stick.
• Can’t Stop: Pissed and fell out of the camper.
• Jack Sh!t: Gave away all his old Hash tee shirts because they shrunk.
• Dyke: Really wants to keep his ‘most hated man in Hash’ title. Stole neighbour’s hose to soak the following walkers. Neighbour not impressed.
• Brazilian, Clearfell, Jack Sh!t, Chris Miss, Xena, Maximus, Pee Wee: Can’t remembers.
• Crusha: Looked after Brazilian and Clearfell’s house, but has left half his gear there and some nervous-looking chickens.
• Growler: Went on a bike ride then realised that she’d forgotten her bike helmet and had to ride back to get it.
• Grizzly: Was given LA’s phone so that he could ‘do a Prickit’ on Strava for her to get from 2.94 to 3km, but stopped the recording at 2.99km.
• Gingernuts: Another p!ssed Hasher, falling through her tent wall and requiring medical assistance on an injured arm.
• Crusha: Burst of speed to get to the PS first and claim any empty cans.
• Pole Dancer: Suggested that Hooray start finding some decent jokes for his own funeral.

Skols from the floor

• Arsecutter: Another p!ssed Hasher, out-drunk by Can’t Stop. Spent the following day in bed.
• Dyke -> Lone Arranger: Started undressing Dyke looking for her note pad.
• Chris Miss -> Herr Flick: Club’s resident pyro let the fire go out. HF complained about lead paint and treated pine.
• Pole Dancer -> Snack Bar: Rewrote the origin of Topdek’s Hash name after finding out that there’s an American term for ‘Top Deck’ which involves removing the top of a cistern and taking a dump in the reservoir.

Announcements:

Dyke will is selling home-made wares top raise funds to go to Prostate Cancer Foundation. Prostate cancer impacts one-in-three men, and has impacted a number of Chardonnay Hashers, including Hooray, Herr Flick and Portholes.

‘Crescent Moon’ weekend @ Lake Crescent 27 Feb to 1 March. Food and grog supplied by Pee Wee. Camping and beds available. Let Pee Wee know ASAP (0478 834 716 or ozziepeewee@gmail.com) so that he can organise catering.

HASH FLASH

Growler’s photos from Run 1514

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