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RUN REPORT

Chardonnay’s Creepy and Kooky Trail
19 February from Mirramar Park, Blackmans Bay
Hare: Morticia
Run Reporter: Sonar

Well, well, well. Twenty-seven enthusiastic Hashers arrived at Morticia’s residence on a beautiful summer’s evening.

After much stuffing around trying to pay Cumonion on a dud Square, Grizzly pulled out his ever-reliable phone. “Tap here, please”. (Still no one knows where that money goes to. Mmmm.)

As usual, instructions—if you call them that—were given. Suck it guys, no NDIS trail tonight. We all set off through the streets of down town Kingston. Prickit and myself decided to run the walk after remembering Morticia’s last effort. We were pleasantly surprised—a great 5.12 km run/walk was set .

On on to a piss stop back at the house, and great food supplied.

A good night by all.

Onon Sonar

DOWN DOWNS

Lip: Hands On & Uber

• Morticia: Hare.
• Can’t Stop: Payment declined – twice! Blamed his watch and technology.
• Slippery Nipple: How many times does it take to reverse park into a spot with no other cars around? (Too many!)
• Slippery Nipple: Received a $45k payment from President DJT for ‘services rendered’.
• Grassroots: New shoes after a visit to the podiatrist. Told not to wear thongs or ugg boots – what will she wear to the Kingston Shopping Centre now?
• Xena and Maximus: Own their house (all but the letterbox) after paying off the mortgage.

• Sonar, Hands On, Zero & Red Dress: C*untry members.
• Hands On: Videoed riding a mechanical bull in a short skirt. (Hands On, not the bull.) Managed to hold on by suction? (Look, no hands!)
• Chris Miss & Jack Sh!t: far coughing to WA.
• Slippery Nipple: Lost property – the football Hooray pinched off a kid in Dodges.
• Grizzly: Going solo in the campervan to Lake Crescent, so has a bed vacancy. Scary Eyeball, perhaps?
• Clearfell: Got friendly with a Irish setter dog on trail, who took great interest in Clearfell’s crotch. (Only room for one red head in his bed.)

Skols from the floor

• Gingernuts & Grassroots: Loitering at the Blackmans Bay toilets. ‘Looking for real estate’ apparently.
• Jacques le Poo: Going around to visit Wee Bev for ‘a bit of sausage’. Giver or receiver?

HASH FLASH

Photos from Run 1515

MISMANAGEMENT CUMMITTEE 2026