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8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

RUN REPORT

Chardonnay’s Hoo Roo Trail
26 February from Kangaroo Bay, Rosny Park
Hare: Hands On
Run Reporter: Snack Bar

A good number of Hashers gathered on a rather pleasant evening (save and except for the occasional gust of wind) at Kangaroo Bay.

The run commenced with a monumental cock up! Cant Stop peered over Cumonion’s shoulder while she was diligently performing her duties as Hash Cash and mistakenly viewed some notes regarding Clearfell’s upcoming milestone. Rather than verifying the authenticity and accuracy of the dates, (and the notes) impetuous Can’t Stop with passionate emotion, rather than thought or care, creamed Clearfell there and then …..wait for it…ON THE WRONG DATE!

I hear your howls of dissension my fellow Hashers. Sack Cant Stop! Remove the can of shaving cream from his hand! Fuck up extraordinary Cant Stop!

Clearfell was very understanding and took this balls-up in his stride. Retribution will be yours, Clearfell, with assistance from your fellow Hashers.

On a brighter note the run was enjoyable with a 4km walk and an approximate 7km run through the streets and trails of Rosny. Some Hashers lost trail at the halfway mark, but recovered and picked up trail a bit later. A well stocked piss stop was much appreciated at the end of the trail.

Hands On arranged burritos from Zambreros, which were very tasty.  An enjoyable lip session followed. 

On On to next week’s fundraiser run from Legacy Park. Feel free to bring some cash for purchase of high quality chutney, jam and sexual favours from Dyke and Grassroots

Yours in Peace, Love & Harmony
Snack Bar

DOWN DOWNS

Lip: Hands On & Uber

• Hands On: Hare. Run went in 25 different directions and strangely everyone made it back to the PS. Dyke phoned Hands On to find trail, some went another way. Hands On had it on good authority that some of the trail had been wiped out
• Can’t Stop: Hash Cashiers are still having Square problems and Can’t Stop has six different accounts to choose from to get it working.
• Sonar & Hooray: Pinched a little girl’s pink bike at Park Beach Hash and was seen riding it, much to the girl’s distress.
• Metro: Got a lift to hash from Jim Beam – wanted something out of the car and was seen wandering around the car park looking for a car with a big antenna.
• Lone Arranger & Topdek: Seen pinching shrubbery for their gardens, then trying to line up to Scary Eyeball for flogging flowers.

• Herr Flick: everyone got off trail because he “knew” where the trail would go to! Flick reckoned there was 2km between trail markings.
• Scary Eyeball, Fringe Benefits & TwinkleToes: Country Members.
• Cant Stop: Went for a bike ride last Tuesday wearing bike shorts so worn that you could see his crack. Prickit wasn’t impressed, and was less impressed when he wore that same shorts the next day. Won’t throw them away because they are his favourite shorts.
• Can’t Stop: On that same ride, other bike riders couldn’t understand why they could keep up to him. It was because he had no air in his tyres.
• Fringe Benefits: Hashy Birthday on Wednesday.
• Can’t Stop: Peeking over Cumonion’s shoulder and thought it was Clearfell’s 600th run. The milestone isn’t for a few more weeks and the note was to remember to get out a badge, but not before the serial pest creamed him.
• Spoof, Sonar & Jim Beam: Burrito virgins.

Skols from the floor

• Sonar & Hooray: Ogling a girl in a string bikini with her boyfriend near by.

Announcements.

• Next week’s run is a fundraiser for Prostate cancer from Legacy Park. Meal & dessert will be provided. Bring some coins/notes to buy Dyke’s Wares. Grassroots will have her rubber gloves ready for any examinations required.
• Fling announcement soon.

Uber: When everything finished, asked where next week’s run world be!

HASH FLASH

Photos from Run 1516

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