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The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 50 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Christmas Run18 December from the Black Buffalo Hotel, North HobartHare: The JMsRun Reporter: Lone Arranger PRELUDE“Bloody hell!”“…?”“I’m down for writing the run report again! This is the second week in a row!”“Did you write one last week?”“No…”“Will you be writing this week’s?”“No…”END PRELUDE For eleven…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 49 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Upper Middle Gagebrook Re-match Run11 December from Lennox Park, Old BeachHare: GrizzlyRun Reporter: Herr Flick A beautiful warm day caused a temperature differential between land and sea thus cooling down the Lennox Park area with a stiff afternoon sea breeze. This did not stop the…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 48 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Aerial Invert Trail4 December from Alroy Court, RosettaHare: Pole DancerRun Reporter: Xena By the 48th week of being the Hon Sec and filling in for absent Hashers’ run reports, my level of creativity is low and general weariness high, so I have turned to my…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 47 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Nada, Nil, Nothing Trail27 November from the Granada Tavern, BerriedaleHare: ZeroRun Reporter: Morticia There was a good turn up of Hashers for Run No. 1502. It never rains on a hashrun but it was looking very doubtful with grey skies and showers across themountain. The…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 46 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s 1500th Run20 November from Devil’s Brewery at the DukeHare: Pole Dancer and GingernutsRun Reporter: Hooray Run #1500 or was it #1501? Oh well who cares at least most of the 33 people got dressed up in brilliant blue shirts and showed up at The Duke…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 45 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Chardonnay Cup Run13 November from St Johns Park Bowls ClubHare: GrowerRun Reporter: Xena Smallgoods has steered his horse Up Yours to a thrilling victory in this year’s Chardonnay Cup. Weeks after becoming the first jockey over five foot two to win the Hong Kong Derby,…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 44 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s 10% off your next ride Run6 November from Benjafield Park, MoonahHares: UberRun Reporter: C#n’t Stop This past Monday, Uber set Run Number 1499 at Benjafield Park, drawing 24 enthusiastic walkers and runners. Uber’s only memorable contribution to the briefing was the announcement of a “piss…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 43 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s 30 October 2025 from Oceana Drive, TranmereHares: Luv Shack and SmallgoodsRun Reporter: Uber Many hashers gathered for another great trail that seemed like it was from the end ofthe eastern shore, it was from the end of either Oceania Drive or Tranmere Road, Ican never…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 42 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s No Hills, No Shiggy Run23 October 2025 from John Turnbull ParkHares: TwinkletoesRun Reporter: Slippery Nipple On a frigidly cold spring cough cough eve15 brave Hashers arrived!  Hooray and Uber took to the oval to play footy.  Neither could catch blaming it on the wind or…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 41 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Second Coming Run16 October 2025 from Kingston Beach RSLHares: Red DressRun Reporter: Maximus After the previous week’s bus run of the year, there was significant speculation on the extent to which Red Dress would try to raise the bar. Would there be Co-Op Toyota sponsored…