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The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 40 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Rissole Run9 October 2025 from Kingston Beach RSLHares: Nancy Boy and PlatypussyRun Reporter: Xena For the first of two runs in a row at Kingston Beach, a small pack gathered at the RSL as many a fair-weather Hasher decided they weren’t mad enough to take…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 39 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Halfway to Nowhere Run2 October 2025 from Midway Point Tavern, Midway PointHares: Murray The Rat and CrushaRun Reporter: Sonar Well on a not so pleasant night it appears Chardonnay has more than one soft cock amongst the ranks. As only 18 turned up to the…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 38 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s AFL Grand Final Run27 September 2025 from Ewing Avenue, Kingston BeachHares: Chris MissRun Reporter: Xena It was a small but quality gathering at the annual AFL Grand Final run, which seemed to be a repeat of last year where the Old Fitzroy Boys/Brisbane Lions completely…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 37 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Warm Beer, Cold Pies Run25 September 2025 from Highfield Street MoonahHares: Cumonion and Snack BarRun Reporter: Hands On We all gathered at the house of Snack Bar for Cumonion’s annual footy colours run.Most of the team embraced the footy theme and turned up in their…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 36 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Troona Birthday Bash Run18 September 2025 from Taroona Bowls ClubHares: C#n’t Stop and PrickitRun Reporter: Jack Sh*t The number 66 – Is a natural number following 65 and preceding 67. It is a sphenic number, a semi perfect number and an Erdos-Woods number. Erdos, of…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 35 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Rinse and Repeat (with Curry) Trail11 September 2025 from The Globe HotelHares: Yes PleaseRun Reporter: Spoof “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.” It was the Globe Hotel. It was a run/walk set by Yes Please over 3 days and I’d…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 34 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Uber Eats Run4 September 2025 from The Talbot HotelHares: Snack Bar and UberRun Reporter: Red Dress It might have been the first day of Spring, but someone clearly forgot to notify theweather gods — or perhaps they were just having a laugh. The mercury barelyregistered,…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 33 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s To Be Shore, To Be Shore Run28 August 2025 from The Shoreline HotelHare: Lone Arranger and GrizzlyRun Reporter: Gingernuts The pack gathered at Howrah for an easy and flat 5km stroll/run. Trail was expertly (and questionably) set by Lone Arranger, with arrows and Chardonnay prints…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 32 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Golden Globes Run21 August 2025 from The Globe HotelHare: Wee Bev and Herr FlickRun Reporter: TopDek The Hashers had quite the adventure after being sent on their way by WEE BEV on a 4.5 kilometer walk around Sandy Bay starting from the Globe Hotel, weaving across…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 31 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Winter in the Tropics Run14 August 2025 from The Beltana HotelHare: Tic Toc and BartRun Reporter: Dyke Beltana Hotel, Bart & Tic Toc Run Report  ChatGPT You said: Can you help me write a short travel report? ChatGPT said: I’d be happy to help! Could…