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The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 37 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Warm Beer, Cold Pies Run25 September 2025 from Highfield Street MoonahHares: Cumonion and Snack BarRun Reporter: Hands On We all gathered at the house of Snack Bar for Cumonion’s annual footy colours run.Most of the team embraced the footy theme and turned up in their…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 36 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Troona Birthday Bash Run18 September 2025 from Taroona Bowls ClubHares: C#n’t Stop and PrickitRun Reporter: Jack Sh*t The number 66 – Is a natural number following 65 and preceding 67. It is a sphenic number, a semi perfect number and an Erdos-Woods number. Erdos, of…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 35 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Rinse and Repeat (with Curry) Trail11 September 2025 from The Globe HotelHares: Yes PleaseRun Reporter: Spoof “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.” It was the Globe Hotel. It was a run/walk set by Yes Please over 3 days and I’d…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 34 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Uber Eats Run4 September 2025 from The Talbot HotelHares: Snack Bar and UberRun Reporter: Red Dress It might have been the first day of Spring, but someone clearly forgot to notify theweather gods — or perhaps they were just having a laugh. The mercury barelyregistered,…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 33 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s To Be Shore, To Be Shore Run28 August 2025 from The Shoreline HotelHare: Lone Arranger and GrizzlyRun Reporter: Gingernuts The pack gathered at Howrah for an easy and flat 5km stroll/run. Trail was expertly (and questionably) set by Lone Arranger, with arrows and Chardonnay prints…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 32 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Golden Globes Run21 August 2025 from The Globe HotelHare: Wee Bev and Herr FlickRun Reporter: TopDek The Hashers had quite the adventure after being sent on their way by WEE BEV on a 4.5 kilometer walk around Sandy Bay starting from the Globe Hotel, weaving across…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 31 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Winter in the Tropics Run14 August 2025 from The Beltana HotelHare: Tic Toc and BartRun Reporter: Dyke Beltana Hotel, Bart & Tic Toc Run Report  ChatGPT You said: Can you help me write a short travel report? ChatGPT said: I’d be happy to help! Could…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 30 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s 101 Dalhashers – R*n 14857 August 2025 from the Spotty Dog Brewery and TaphouseHare: GingernutsRun Reporter: Nancy Boy A long time ago last Thursday night in a pub far far away down Prince of Wales Bay at the Spotty Dog a group of interstellar Hashers…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 29 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Divvy Van – R*n 148431 July 2025 from the Paddy Wagon Irish PubHare: SonarRun Reporter: Crusha It was a night of returnee and country members such as Growler Herr Flick, Wee Bev, Zero, Tap, Hands On and many others. The hare,  Sonar, then proceeded to…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 28 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Tour de Pisse – R*n 148324 July 2025 from the Civic ClubHare: Prickit and C#n’t StopRun Reporter: Xena (with some assistance from Microsoft Copilot) When the run reporter leaves you in the lurch and you have 24.35 seconds to send out the Trash before the…