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The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 45 HASH TO: Next Run and Receding Hareline Upcumming events Hash Flash Mismanagement Chardonnay’s Chardonnay Cup Run13 November from St Johns Park Bowls ClubHare: GrowerRun Reporter: Xena Smallgoods has steered his horse Up Yours to a thrilling victory in this year’s Chardonnay Cup. Weeks after becoming the first jockey…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 44 HASH TO: Next Run and Receding Hareline Upcumming events Hash Flash Mismanagement Chardonnay’s 10% off your next ride Run6 November from Benjafield Park, MoonahHares: UberRun Reporter: C#n’t Stop This past Monday, Uber set Run Number 1499 at Benjafield Park, drawing 24 enthusiastic walkers and runners. Uber’s only memorable…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 43 HASH TO: Next Run and Receding Hareline Upcumming events Hash Flash Mismanagement Chardonnay’s 30 October 2025 from Oceana Drive, TranmereHares: Luv Shack and SmallgoodsRun Reporter: Uber Many hashers gathered for another great trail that seemed like it was from the end ofthe eastern shore, it was from the…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 42 HASH TO: Next Run and Receding Hareline Upcumming events Hash Flash Mismanagement Chardonnay’s No Hills, No Shiggy Run23 October 2025 from John Turnbull ParkHares: TwinkletoesRun Reporter: Slippery Nipple On a frigidly cold spring cough cough eve15 brave Hashers arrived!  Hooray and Uber took to the oval to play…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 41 HASH TO: Next Run and Receding Hareline Upcumming events Hash Flash Mismanagement Chardonnay’s Second Coming Run16 October 2025 from Kingston Beach RSLHares: Red DressRun Reporter: Maximus After the previous week’s bus run of the year, there was significant speculation on the extent to which Red Dress would try…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 40 HASH TO: Next Run and Receding Hareline Upcumming events Hash Flash Mismanagement Chardonnay’s Rissole Run9 October 2025 from Kingston Beach RSLHares: Nancy Boy and PlatypussyRun Reporter: Xena For the first of two runs in a row at Kingston Beach, a small pack gathered at the RSL as many…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 39 HASH TO: Next Run and Receding Hareline Upcumming events Hash Flash Mismanagement Chardonnay’s Halfway to Nowhere Run2 October 2025 from Midway Point Tavern, Midway PointHares: Murray The Rat and CrushaRun Reporter: Sonar Well on a not so pleasant night it appears Chardonnay has more than one soft cock…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 38 HASH TO: Next Run and Receding Hareline Upcumming events Hash Flash Mismanagement Chardonnay’s AFL Grand Final Run27 September 2025 from Ewing Avenue, Kingston BeachHares: Chris MissRun Reporter: Xena It was a small but quality gathering at the annual AFL Grand Final run, which seemed to be a repeat…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 37 HASH TO: Next Run and Receding Hareline Upcumming events Hash Flash Mismanagement Chardonnay’s Warm Beer, Cold Pies Run25 September 2025 from Highfield Street MoonahHares: Cumonion and Snack BarRun Reporter: Hands On We all gathered at the house of Snack Bar for Cumonion’s annual footy colours run.Most of the…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 36 HASH TO: Next Run and Receding Hareline Upcumming events Hash Flash Mismanagement Chardonnay’s Troona Birthday Bash Run18 September 2025 from Taroona Bowls ClubHares: C#n’t Stop and PrickitRun Reporter: Jack Sh*t The number 66 – Is a natural number following 65 and preceding 67. It is a sphenic number,…