Hash Trash

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 44 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Prickly Poltergeist Trail – R*n 144231 October 2024 from Cooleys Hotel, MoonahHare: PrickitRun Reporter: Wee Bev An assortment of Hashers and witches gathered at Cooleys Hotel beer garden in Moonah.  As the runners set off along Main Road, the trail turned left down the steps…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 43 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Show Us Ya Twinkle Trail – R*n 144124 October 2024 from Cornelian BayHare: TwinkleToesRun Reporter: Grizzly It is an undisputed FACT1 that it NEVER rains on a Hash trail. It it also a FACT2 that it ALWAYS rains on Hobart Show Day. Sure enough, as…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 42 HASH TO: IMPORTANT MESSAGENot for the first time, we find that we need to REMIND Hashers to NOT TAKE THEIR OWN DRINKS INTO A LICENSED VENUE. Shitty behaviour that brings Chardonnay (or any Hash club) into disrepute will be followed by a less-than-polite ‘f*ck off and don’t come…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 41 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Hooray for Midway Trail – R*n 143910 October 2024 from Midway Point TavernHare: HoorayRun Reporter: “Lone Arranger” Whilst it is an undisputed fact that it never rains on a Hash trail, the same does not apply to the Hares when setting trail. Quite the opposite.…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 40 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Delegated Authority Trail – R*n 14383 October 2024 from Kingston Beach RSLHare: Nancy Boy with ‘technical assistance’ from Snack BarRun Reporter: Red Dress A lovely group of Hashers gathered at the RSL for what was the last trail before daylight savings next week – no…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 39 Chardonnay’s AFL Grand Final Trail – R*n 143729 September 2024 from Ewing Avenue, Kingston BeachHares: Red Dress, Jack Sh!t and SwallowRun Reporter: Xena We are the boys from ol’ Fitzroy… A small but quality crowd gathered for Grand Final Hash with Hares Jack Sh*t and Red Dress informing…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 38 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Kiwi Rules Trail – R*n 143626 September 2024 from Buckingham Bowls Club, New TownHare: CumonionRun Reporter: Pole Dancer GO THE LIONS!!!! I know I’m writing the run report for Cumunion’s Footy Colors Run from the Buckingham Bowls Club but had to throw in the top…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 37 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Can’t Blow Out the Candles Trail – R*n 143519 September 2024 from The Civic Club, HobartHare: Can;t StopRun Reporter: Cumonion About 20 -25 Hashers braved the Antarctic weather conditions to meet at the Civic Club for Can’t Stop’s 65th birthday run. It allegedly never rains…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 36 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Piercing Prince Trail – R*n 143412 September 2024 from The Albert Brewery, MoonahHare: Jack Sh!tRun Reporter: Smallgoods A field of 38 Hashers met at the venue from around 5.45, time to get in a pint or even two. I found the Lager to be a…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 35 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Sunset on Suncoast Trail – R*n 14335 September 2024 from Suncoast Dr, Blackmans BayHares: Grizzly and Lone ArrangerRun Reporter: Brazilian There was a relatively small gathering for Griz and Lone Arrager’s final run from Blackmans Bay before they move to the dark side (the ‘sunny’…