Hash Trash

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 49 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Krusty Kringle Trail – R*n 144812 December 2024 Black Buffalo Hotel, North HobartHares: The Joint MastersRun Reporter: Fringe Benefits Christmas spirit (the un-bottled sort) abound at the Black Buffalo Hotel, for nothing brings out the country members like the prospect of subsidised food and multiple…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 48 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Damn Blusters Trail – R*n 14475 December 2024 John Turnbull Park, Lenah ValleyHare: DykeRun Reporter: Smallgoods (under sufferance) What can be said of this run. Previously I had stated with some conviction that I would boycott Dyke’s runs from then on, and meant it. Unfortunately,…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 47 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Andrew’s Come Early Trail – R*n 144628 November 2024 from Eastern Suburbs Rugby Club, North WarraneHare: Wee BevRun Reporter: Buddha This run was set to commemorate St Andrews Day which is right up there with Shrove Tuesday, Hogmanay, Halloween, Burns Night and Saint Nicholas Day.…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 46 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Limping Lenah Trail – R*n 144521 November 2024 from John Turnbull Park, Lenah ValleyHare: CumonionRun Reporter: Can’t Stop (helps if you imagine Can’t Stop reading it word-for-word…) You know how those John Turnbull Park, Lenah Valley Hash runs are No hills well, hard on the…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 45 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Belly-Rubbing Birthday Trail – R*n 144414 November 2024 from Belles Burgers, BelleriveHare: Pussy GaloreRun Reporter: TicToc We all congregated at 6:20 at Belles Burgers joint to pay and get ready to do our trail, set by birthday boy Buddha and his co-Hare Pussy G. At…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 44 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Cup Runneth Over Trail – R*n 1443The 2024 Chardonnay Cup!7 November 2024 from St Johns Park Bowls Club, New TownHare: GrowlerRun Reporter: Growler Ah, the Hashers’ paradise—where happiness is measured in tasty bites, frosty brews, and trails winding like a confused snake! This year’s Chardonnay…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 44 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Prickly Poltergeist Trail – R*n 144231 October 2024 from Cooleys Hotel, MoonahHare: PrickitRun Reporter: Wee Bev An assortment of Hashers and witches gathered at Cooleys Hotel beer garden in Moonah.  As the runners set off along Main Road, the trail turned left down the steps…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 43 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Show Us Ya Twinkle Trail – R*n 144124 October 2024 from Cornelian BayHare: TwinkleToesRun Reporter: Grizzly It is an undisputed FACT1 that it NEVER rains on a Hash trail. It it also a FACT2 that it ALWAYS rains on Hobart Show Day. Sure enough, as…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 42 HASH TO: IMPORTANT MESSAGENot for the first time, we find that we need to REMIND Hashers to NOT TAKE THEIR OWN DRINKS INTO A LICENSED VENUE. Shitty behaviour that brings Chardonnay (or any Hash club) into disrepute will be followed by a less-than-polite ‘f*ck off and don’t come…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 41 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Hooray for Midway Trail – R*n 143910 October 2024 from Midway Point TavernHare: HoorayRun Reporter: “Lone Arranger” Whilst it is an undisputed fact that it never rains on a Hash trail, the same does not apply to the Hares when setting trail. Quite the opposite.…