Chardonnay’s Hi-Yo Silver Away Trail – R*n 1398
1 February 2024 from Suncoast Drive, Blackmans Bay
Hare: Lone Arranger
Run Reporter: Hooray

The Hi-Yo Silver Run 1398 in the frame for run of the year? As the song
goes, ‘not f*cking likely’. Maybe windiest run of the year. A gust carried
away our Samboys toward the Derwent. Luckily our quick-witted and
brave Maximus was on the job and rescued our beloved chips from our p!ss
stop at Cold Tits Avenue.

Back on the trail, the runners set a cracking pace running down the first FT then on and on through the streets and back lanes of Blackmans Bay down to the beach,
then up to the p!ss stop at Cold Tits Avenue. Candidate for windiest run of
the year.

The run was as promised 8k and the walk 5k. That seemed to accord with everyone’s watches, except Spoof who only recorded 200 metres and our newly crowned GM who only managed to record 2 metres moving from his chair to the Esky.

On On Hooray

DOWN DOWNS

Slippery Nipple didn’t want to stress her voice so it took a while to attract the attention of the assembled rabble for her first ever Lip Session! Can’t Stop was making himself useful as beer bitch.

Skolls:

• First off the blocks was the Hare apparent: Lone Arranger. Best run of the year so far. Good use of laneways & a piss stop with a view… not to mention the potato bake and apple crumble she procured for the enjoyment of the masses.
• Spoof, Xena, Maximus, Silent P, Jack Shit and Chris Miss for being Cuntry members.
• Maxi & Xena for celebrating their 20^th anniversary.. Maxi even paid Xena’s Hash dues in celebration!
• Xena again, for a belated 50^th birthday she had on 29^th January.
• Dyke and (mostly) Snacky for a hedge trimming exercise.. Dyke the do-gooder helping out and Snacky coming to grief with a ladder and a plank… finding himself upside down three feet off the ground inside his hedge!  Luckily the hedge trimmer was within reach so he was able to cut himself a path out ! I wonder what the hedge looks like now!  What was Dyke thinking of leaving Snacky unsupervised with power tools!!
• Hooray.. for lack of caravan maintenance.  Slippery had to get up in the middle of the night for a weeee. Couldn’t get out the caravan door! The lock was broken! Had to call the caravan park rangers out to rescue them

From the floor:

• In The Raw awarded Can’t Stop the job of NDIS caretaker.
• Jack Shit was awarded a skol for being a real shit!  Downloading in the only toilet on the departure lounge at Islay airport… to the extent that the toilet was not accessible to anyone not wearing a gas mask!  Several members of the public attempted to enter but were beaten back by the stench!
• Grassroots turned up to hash with a broken arm! Was she talking when she should have been listening?
• Grizzly for trying to make out that he had been responsible for the traill! As if!
• Chris Miss for cumming 650 times.. 13 years’ worth of hashing!
• Arsecutter for not being able to advise the location of the highland fling!
• Dyke for trying to steal apricots from an unattended tree… unfortunately he was rumbled by the owner of the produce!
• Slippery Nipple for a fabulous first lips session.. without a single joke.  Hooray take note!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 24 February – Red Dress Run @ Hobart Brewing Company, Evans Street
  Supporting the charity SPEAK UP! Stay ChatTY promoting positive mental health and preventing suicide by reducing stigma and encouraging people to seek help.
• 8-10 March – Interhash 2024 @ Queenstown, NZ
• 16 March – Bream Creek Show R*n
• 28-30 March 2025 – Aussie Nash Hash 2025 @ Fremantle, WA

All the photos from Run 1398

MISMANAGEMENT 2024

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.